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Offline Kit Walker

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1155 on: May 30, 2012, 12:01:07 am »
Isn't oral sex considered sodomy?
Not by any definition I've heard.

Well then you've not heard many proper definitions. From Miriam-Webster:
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Definition of SODOMY
: anal or oral copulation with a member of the same or opposite sex; also : copulation with an animal

And from Wikipedia (emphasis mine):
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Sodomy (/ˈsɒdəmi/) refers to anal sex or other non-penile/vaginal copulation-like acts, especially between male persons or between a person and an animal.[

And U.S. Legal dot com:
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Sodomy laws generally criminalize oral or anal sex, between consenting adults even in the privacy of their homes
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1157 on: May 30, 2012, 12:14:15 am »
Is everything a goddamn Jewish conspiracy to that guy?
That may be the single gayest thing I have ever read on this board. Or the old one. ;)

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1158 on: May 30, 2012, 12:15:23 am »
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1159 on: May 30, 2012, 12:24:35 am »
Why the light bulbs?

Let's make a list here.

1. Obama
2. black helicopters
3. FEMA
4. Jews
5. Reptilians (eyes behind gasmask)
6. Illuminati or as the local idiots say, "lumiadi".
7. Obamacare
8. FDA
9. "Big Pharma"
10. OBEY?
11. X-rays?
12. Eye beams?
13. Atlantean Obama?

Did I miss anything? I'm going to go out on a limb and ask if it might be trying to say "this is how conspiracy theorists see the world", showing the world through their eyes. But that's being really optimistic.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1160 on: May 30, 2012, 03:22:07 am »
Ouch, sorry if I pressed the wrong button  :(

I was just going for some overly pious spiel a fundy would give you. I didn't mean to offend  :'(

You didn't offend me.

So no need to apologize.  It felt good to get that out in the open anyways.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1161 on: May 30, 2012, 03:43:12 am »


1. I'm like 99% sure that Planned Parenthood provides mammograms. In fact, I think they do more mammograms than abortions.

2. Birth control pills cause cancer? Citation fucking needed.

As for the whole "abortion causes breast cancer" thing - as typical of pro-lifers, they're not telling the complete truth. There are studies suggesting that having a child before a certain age (I think it's like mid-30s or something) can reduce your risk of breast cancer in the future. However, having an abortion simply terminates the pregnancy. It does not increase your risk of breast cancer, it just cancels any potential benefit that carrying the fetus to term would have brought - that is, it leaves you at the same risk you had before. In other words, abortions do jack shit to one's chances of getting breast cancer.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1162 on: May 30, 2012, 04:07:25 am »
Why the light bulbs?

The new low-energy light bulbs are part of a Conspiracy; also, they're full of toxic mercury.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1163 on: May 30, 2012, 06:01:25 am »
My friend's blog.  Check it out!

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1164 on: May 30, 2012, 09:43:49 am »
Or maybe they're meant to represent that you need to be legally blind to not be a paranoid nutbar.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1165 on: May 30, 2012, 10:45:19 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tacvR87FzBU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tacvR87FzBU</a>

Fast forward to about 3:30 to get to the actual satire - whoever made it is apparently unfamiliar with the concept of comic timing.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1166 on: May 30, 2012, 03:18:01 pm »


Makes me think of Patriot's Day then.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1167 on: May 30, 2012, 03:20:07 pm »
The new low-energy light bulbs are part of a Conspiracy; also, they're full of toxic mercury.

I've seen people unironically bitch about losing the freedom to use what type of lightbulb they want.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1168 on: May 30, 2012, 09:08:03 pm »
IIRC PP does do mammograms.

Another DOMA one.



They forgot a few.

Why doesn't all PIV sex take place within a marriage?

Because this sign is bullshit.

Okay, how about children?  Clearly illegitimate children are never born!

Sorry.  Bullshit.

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700 years ago, women couldn't own property until their husbands died.
150 years ago, black people were kept as property and couldn't get married at all.
50 years ago, white and black people could get married, but not to each other.
All of those things have changed.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #1169 on: June 02, 2012, 07:58:47 pm »
"All are given the benefit of the doubt as being able to create life regardless of age or fertility because their DNA was meant to become one."

If God could possibly make an infertile couple have a baby, surely He could give a gay couple one too.
Jesus had two dads and he turned out okay.