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Re: 10 Things Americas don't know about America
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2013, 12:23:52 pm »
Yeah, fellow colonials are alright. Tolerable, even.

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Re: 10 Things Americas don't know about America
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2013, 01:52:02 pm »
Yeah, fellow colonials are alright. Tolerable, even.

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Canada holds the records for highest attendance...

...in North America for a cricket match.
...outside of Australia for an Australian Rules Football match.
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« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2013, 10:55:56 pm »
I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of that didn't apply to most modern, Western civilizations.  We all eat processed crap.  I eat processed crap.  I KNOW I'm eating processed crap when I eat it.  Thing is...can't really say I give much of a shit.  I do try to be healthy, but, ya know what?  I'm going to die, one day.  I wanna extract every ounce of pleasure outta life that I reasonably can, and sometimes, that means eating that tasty, unhealthy, processed crap.  Other times, it means going on walks or fucking.  I'm not wasting this fuckin life, I've seen that happen to far, FAR too many people.
That's pretty much my mindset. Everything's trying to kill me, so I'm not going to ruin my life trying not to die.

What if oxygen is poisonous, but it just takes about 80 years to kill you?

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Re: 10 Things Americas don't know about America
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2013, 11:19:49 pm »
Try holding your breath and telling me how long you live.

(Just kidding, don't seriously do that)
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Re: 10 Things Americas don't know about America
« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2013, 01:32:18 am »
Except Oxygen is kind of poisonous. It is free radical oxygen (a necessary biproduct of the actually using oxygen to burn glucose in our body that harms are cells and eventually causes ageing and cancer.) Just like you need water to live but can still drown in the stuff. Life is dangerous and it fucking gets you in the end. Which is why in the meantime I make sure I leave everyone with a small piece of my DNA whenever I can.

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Re: 10 Things Americas don't know about America
« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2013, 01:37:13 am »
Try holding your breath and telling me how long you live.

Well, that's because you need nitrogen to breathe. Obviously. Now oxygen on the other hand...

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Re: 10 Things Americas don't know about America
« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2013, 02:01:48 am »
Just like you need water to live but can still drown in the stuff.

Incidentally, drinking too much water can also kill you. Pretty much everything can kill you, actually.

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Re: 10 Things Americas don't know about America
« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2013, 02:07:50 am »
So basically Everything Is Trying To Kill You is Truth In Television? *shot*
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Re: 10 Things Americas don't know about America
« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2013, 02:13:15 am »
Which is why in the meantime I make sure I leave everyone with a small piece of my DNA whenever I can.

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Re: 10 Things Americas don't know about America
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2013, 03:06:11 am »
Which is why in the meantime I make sure I leave everyone with a small piece of my DNA whenever I can.

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Re: 10 Things Americas don't know about America
« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2013, 08:11:52 am »
Which is why in the meantime I make sure I leave everyone with a small piece of my DNA whenever I can.

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Re: 10 Things Americas don't know about America
« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2013, 02:44:01 pm »
So basically Everything Is Trying To Kill You is Truth In Television? *shot*
Actually, yes. Chocolate is chock full of lead due to where it's grown. Sitting for any period of time has been found to increase your risk heart disease and diabetes, just about every food is unhealthy and has tons of chemicals, and even your own body will kill you.
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Re: 10 Things Americas don't know about America
« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2013, 02:53:07 pm »
Try holding your breath and telling me how long you live.

Well, that's because you need nitrogen to breathe. Obviously. Now oxygen on the other hand...

Easy enough to test! Who volunteers to sped the next 80 years in an airtight chamber full of nitrogen and no oxygen?

Come on, guys. It's for science.
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Re: 10 Things Americas don't know about America
« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2013, 02:54:29 pm »
So basically Everything Is Trying To Kill You is Truth In Television? *shot*
Actually, yes. Chocolate is chock full of lead due to where it's grown. Sitting for any period of time has been found to increase your risk heart disease and diabetes, just about every food is unhealthy and has tons of chemicals, and even your own body will kill you.

Even hospitals and doctors' offices can give you a life-threatening MRSA infection.

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Re: 10 Things Americas don't know about America
« Reply #29 on: July 11, 2013, 06:21:24 am »
I have to say, this one strikes me as a little bit bullshit.
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1. FEW PEOPLE ARE IMPRESSED BY US

Unless you’re speaking with a real estate agent or a prostitute, chances are they’re not going to be excited that you’re American. It’s not some badge of honor we get to parade around. Yes, we had Steve Jobs and Thomas Edison, but unless you actually are Steve Jobs or Thomas Edison (which is unlikely) then most people around the world are simply not going to care. There are exceptions of course. And those exceptions are called English and Australian people. Whoopdie-fucking-doo.

As Americans, we’re brought up our entire lives being taught that we’re the best, we did everything first and that the rest of the world follows our lead. Not only is this not true, but people get irritated when you bring it to their country with you. So don’t.
I have no idea where this guy's getting his information from, and I can't speak for the Brits, but I can safely say that most Australians look down their noses at Americans. Not to any American tourist's face, naturally, but the attitude is very much there. The more recent reputation they've picked up as the land of the disturbingly frequent school shootings hasn't exactly helped matters.

I'm British, but don't I look up to Americans, and most of the people I know that that have been there just think Americans are weird.

As for knowing nothing about the rest of the world, I couldn't point out Iraq on a map. Also my dad genuinely asked me once if beige was a colour in America... so ignorance goes both ways.