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General Category => Forum Games => Topic started by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 05, 2013, 06:22:29 pm
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This is the simplest game ever. You just write a haiku. I'll start!
Here's a haiku for you guys:
I am a coder.
Code code code code code code code
That's all for today!
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This is so stupid
I just fucking hate haikus
Cut this shit out, man
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No fucking way, bro.
I fucking like haikus, dog.
Don't like it? Too bad.
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On a more serious note, here's a haiku I wrote for my hero, Chad Warden.
Xbox ain't got games
Don't even gimme that shit
That shit ain't ballin'
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Jerking off is fun.
I masturbate so, so much.
Fap fap fap fap fap.
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オハイオ州のように奇妙な
私はここで何をすべきか疑問に思う
再び変な感じ。
You didn't say it had to be in English
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オハイオ州のように奇妙な
私はここで何をすべきか疑問に思う
再び変な感じ。
You didn't say it had to be in English
That seems a bit long for a haiku. Care to provide romanization of it?
does it only follow the rules of a haiku in English translation? (http://translate.google.com/#auto/en/%E3%82%AA%E3%83%8F%E3%82%A4%E3%82%AA%E5%B7%9E%E3%81%AE%E3%82%88%E3%81%86%E3%81%AB%E5%A5%87%E5%A6%99%E3%81%AA%0A%0A%E7%A7%81%E3%81%AF%E3%81%93%E3%81%93%E3%81%A7%E4%BD%95%E3%82%92%E3%81%99%E3%81%B9%E3%81%8D%E3%81%8B%E7%96%91%E5%95%8F%E3%81%AB%E6%80%9D%E3%81%86%0A%0A%E5%86%8D%E3%81%B3%E5%A4%89%E3%81%AA%E6%84%9F%E3%81%98%E3%80%82)
Reality TV.
Exploitation of people.
Guilty pleasure, much?
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I think the Japnese rules for haiku are they are allowed to be a bit longer (As far as I remember.)
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Cornflakes. Cornflakes corn
flakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
cornflakes cornflakes corn.
-flakes
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オハイオ州のように奇妙な
私はここで何をすべきか疑問に思う
再び変な感じ。
You didn't say it had to be in English
That seems a bit long for a haiku. Care to provide romanization of it?
does it only follow the rules of a haiku in English translation? (http://translate.google.com/#auto/en/%E3%82%AA%E3%83%8F%E3%82%A4%E3%82%AA%E5%B7%9E%E3%81%AE%E3%82%88%E3%81%86%E3%81%AB%E5%A5%87%E5%A6%99%E3%81%AA%0A%0A%E7%A7%81%E3%81%AF%E3%81%93%E3%81%93%E3%81%A7%E4%BD%95%E3%82%92%E3%81%99%E3%81%B9%E3%81%8D%E3%81%8B%E7%96%91%E5%95%8F%E3%81%AB%E6%80%9D%E3%81%86%0A%0A%E5%86%8D%E3%81%B3%E5%A4%89%E3%81%AA%E6%84%9F%E3%81%98%E3%80%82)
Wait... what? How is Google Translate coming up with that translation?
That poem reads:
Odd as Ohio
I'm thinking of the problem of what I should do here
There's a strange feeling again
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オハイオ州のように奇妙な
私はここで何をすべきか疑問に思う
再び変な感じ。
You didn't say it had to be in English
That seems a bit long for a haiku. Care to provide romanization of it?
does it only follow the rules of a haiku in English translation? (http://translate.google.com/#auto/en/%E3%82%AA%E3%83%8F%E3%82%A4%E3%82%AA%E5%B7%9E%E3%81%AE%E3%82%88%E3%81%86%E3%81%AB%E5%A5%87%E5%A6%99%E3%81%AA%0A%0A%E7%A7%81%E3%81%AF%E3%81%93%E3%81%93%E3%81%A7%E4%BD%95%E3%82%92%E3%81%99%E3%81%B9%E3%81%8D%E3%81%8B%E7%96%91%E5%95%8F%E3%81%AB%E6%80%9D%E3%81%86%0A%0A%E5%86%8D%E3%81%B3%E5%A4%89%E3%81%AA%E6%84%9F%E3%81%98%E3%80%82)
Wait... what? How is Google Translate coming up with that translation?
That poem reads:
Odd as Ohio
I'm thinking of the problem of what I should do here
There's a strange feeling again
Well that's sorta what I wrote when I translated it...I think
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Hablo español.
Puedo usarlo aquí.
íOrale, hombres!
~ Hombre de B
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I can't claim this as my own, but it's my favorite one:
Haiku are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
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Watch me bump this thread.
I shall give it a new life
With a quick haiku.
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Smell the burning flesh.
Taste the tangy sulfur air.
Volcano season.