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Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 05, 2013, 06:22:29 pm
This is the simplest game ever.  You just write a haiku.  I'll start!

Here's a haiku for you guys:
I am a coder.
Code code code code code code code
That's all for today!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Southern Comforter on March 05, 2013, 06:31:32 pm
This is so stupid
I just fucking hate haikus
Cut this shit out, man
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 05, 2013, 07:00:44 pm
No fucking way, bro.
I fucking like haikus, dog.
Don't like it?  Too bad.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Southern Comforter on March 05, 2013, 07:20:28 pm
On a more serious note, here's a haiku I wrote for my hero, Chad Warden.

Xbox ain't got games
Don't even gimme that shit
That shit ain't ballin'
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 05, 2013, 11:49:42 pm
Jerking off is fun.
I masturbate so, so much.
Fap fap fap fap fap.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zygarde on March 06, 2013, 12:02:45 am
オハイオ州のように奇妙な

私はここで何をすべきか疑問に思う

再び変な感じ。

You didn't say it had to be in English
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 06, 2013, 12:55:17 am
オハイオ州のように奇妙な

私はここで何をすべきか疑問に思う

再び変な感じ。

You didn't say it had to be in English

That seems a bit long for a haiku.  Care to provide romanization of it?

does it only follow the rules of a haiku in English translation? (http://translate.google.com/#auto/en/%E3%82%AA%E3%83%8F%E3%82%A4%E3%82%AA%E5%B7%9E%E3%81%AE%E3%82%88%E3%81%86%E3%81%AB%E5%A5%87%E5%A6%99%E3%81%AA%0A%0A%E7%A7%81%E3%81%AF%E3%81%93%E3%81%93%E3%81%A7%E4%BD%95%E3%82%92%E3%81%99%E3%81%B9%E3%81%8D%E3%81%8B%E7%96%91%E5%95%8F%E3%81%AB%E6%80%9D%E3%81%86%0A%0A%E5%86%8D%E3%81%B3%E5%A4%89%E3%81%AA%E6%84%9F%E3%81%98%E3%80%82)

Reality TV.
Exploitation of people.
Guilty pleasure, much?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zygarde on March 06, 2013, 02:39:38 am
I think the Japnese rules for haiku are they are allowed to be a bit longer (As far as I remember.)
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Art Vandelay on March 06, 2013, 03:02:52 am
Cornflakes. Cornflakes corn
flakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
cornflakes cornflakes corn.

-flakes
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Patches on March 06, 2013, 06:50:17 am
オハイオ州のように奇妙な

私はここで何をすべきか疑問に思う

再び変な感じ。

You didn't say it had to be in English

That seems a bit long for a haiku.  Care to provide romanization of it?

does it only follow the rules of a haiku in English translation? (http://translate.google.com/#auto/en/%E3%82%AA%E3%83%8F%E3%82%A4%E3%82%AA%E5%B7%9E%E3%81%AE%E3%82%88%E3%81%86%E3%81%AB%E5%A5%87%E5%A6%99%E3%81%AA%0A%0A%E7%A7%81%E3%81%AF%E3%81%93%E3%81%93%E3%81%A7%E4%BD%95%E3%82%92%E3%81%99%E3%81%B9%E3%81%8D%E3%81%8B%E7%96%91%E5%95%8F%E3%81%AB%E6%80%9D%E3%81%86%0A%0A%E5%86%8D%E3%81%B3%E5%A4%89%E3%81%AA%E6%84%9F%E3%81%98%E3%80%82)
Wait... what?  How is Google Translate coming up with that translation?

That poem reads:

Odd as Ohio
I'm thinking of the problem of what I should do here
There's a strange feeling again
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zygarde on March 06, 2013, 08:34:35 am
オハイオ州のように奇妙な

私はここで何をすべきか疑問に思う

再び変な感じ。

You didn't say it had to be in English

That seems a bit long for a haiku.  Care to provide romanization of it?

does it only follow the rules of a haiku in English translation? (http://translate.google.com/#auto/en/%E3%82%AA%E3%83%8F%E3%82%A4%E3%82%AA%E5%B7%9E%E3%81%AE%E3%82%88%E3%81%86%E3%81%AB%E5%A5%87%E5%A6%99%E3%81%AA%0A%0A%E7%A7%81%E3%81%AF%E3%81%93%E3%81%93%E3%81%A7%E4%BD%95%E3%82%92%E3%81%99%E3%81%B9%E3%81%8D%E3%81%8B%E7%96%91%E5%95%8F%E3%81%AB%E6%80%9D%E3%81%86%0A%0A%E5%86%8D%E3%81%B3%E5%A4%89%E3%81%AA%E6%84%9F%E3%81%98%E3%80%82)
Wait... what?  How is Google Translate coming up with that translation?

That poem reads:

Odd as Ohio
I'm thinking of the problem of what I should do here
There's a strange feeling again

Well that's sorta what I wrote when I translated it...I think 
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on March 06, 2013, 09:55:29 pm
Hablo español.
Puedo usarlo aquí.
íOrale, hombres!

~ Hombre de B
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Veras on March 07, 2013, 12:14:50 am
I can't claim this as my own, but it's my favorite one:

Haiku are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Captain Jack Harkness on April 27, 2013, 03:55:19 am
Watch me bump this thread.
I shall give it a new life
With a quick haiku.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Moltar on May 01, 2013, 09:39:12 pm
Smell the burning flesh.
Taste the tangy sulfur air.
Volcano season.