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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #45 on: March 04, 2012, 11:24:30 pm »
Me: I'm reading quantum physics for fun. im weird
Cait: you're weird, I'm weird. Clearly we should be naked together with lube
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #46 on: March 04, 2012, 11:35:25 pm »
Me: I'm reading quantum physics for fun. im weird
Cait: you're weird, I'm weird. Clearly we should be naked together with lube

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #47 on: March 04, 2012, 11:37:34 pm »
Depends on the percentage of the pelvis being covered by the harness.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #48 on: March 11, 2012, 03:38:54 pm »
12:37 PM - MaybeNever: If I couldn't figure out how to form Ireland, I'd be pretty mad.
12:37 PM - MaybeNever: I guess you could say it would become
12:37 PM - MaybeNever: *sunglasses*
12:37 PM - MaybeNever: an ire land.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #49 on: March 17, 2012, 12:43:40 am »
Deimos: did you hear the attempt at vocals above your post?
Damen: Heheh, yes I did.
Deimos: XD
Deimos: I love how the mic distorts my voice
Deimos: gives it an awesome sound
Damen: Sounds like a demented loon escaped from the asylum and decided to ring someone up on the intercom. :P
Deimos: and that's like the greatest comment anyone has given me about my vocals
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #50 on: March 18, 2012, 09:51:35 pm »
caitshidhe@yahoo.com says:
 mmmmm sexy
 the creator of Red Bull passed awau
 I wonder if he has wings now
Deimos - Veritas Diaboli says:
 ROFL
 omg you fuckin bitch
 i love you xD
caitshidhe@yahoo.com says:
 I am going to hell for making that joke but you are coming with me for laughing at it
Deimos - Veritas Diaboli says:
 pretty much xD
caitshidhe@yahoo.com says:
 *smooch*
 we're like..... sexually incompatible soul mates
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #51 on: March 20, 2012, 02:26:49 pm »
[2:17:49 PM] Me: yeah
[2:17:50 PM] Me: I am
[2:18:00 PM] Me: and may be asked to do things
[2:18:03 PM] Me: at any time
[2:20:14 PM] Tank: NOOOOOOO
[2:20:16 PM] Tank: NOT THINGS
[2:20:19 PM] Me: :P
[2:20:19 PM] Tank: ANYTHING BUT THINGS
[2:20:20 PM] Tank: :P
[2:20:29 PM] Me: worse than things
[2:20:32 PM] Me: ...
[2:20:33 PM] Me: ..
[2:20:34 PM] Me: .
[2:20:36 PM] Me: stuff
[2:20:39 PM] Tank: *SCREAMS IN TERROR*
[2:20:40 PM] Tank: ..
[2:20:55 PM] Me: :P


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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #52 on: March 21, 2012, 06:26:29 pm »
[2:17:49 PM] Me: yeah
[2:17:50 PM] Me: I am
[2:18:00 PM] Me: and may be asked to do things
[2:18:03 PM] Me: at any time
[2:20:14 PM] Tank: NOOOOOOO
[2:20:16 PM] Tank: NOT THINGS
[2:20:19 PM] Me: :P
[2:20:19 PM] Tank: ANYTHING BUT THINGS
[2:20:20 PM] Tank: :P
[2:20:29 PM] Me: worse than things
[2:20:32 PM] Me: ...
[2:20:33 PM] Me: ..
[2:20:34 PM] Me: .
[2:20:36 PM] Me: stuff
[2:20:39 PM] Tank: *SCREAMS IN TERROR*
[2:20:40 PM] Tank: ..
[2:20:55 PM] Me: :P

D:  Not STUFF!!
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #53 on: March 25, 2012, 03:50:17 pm »
This is how Deimos starts a conversation.

Deimos: meeting john cleese, then going dildo shopping
Deimos: today's gonna be interesting
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #54 on: March 27, 2012, 07:02:23 pm »
The_L: starting to develop feelings for the guy I'm dating.
The_L: Which is...complicating things.
Ironbite: awwwwwwww
The_L: yeah
Ironbite: the poor harem
Ironbite: whatever shall they do?
Ironbite: you know, besides move on with their lives
Ironbite: though Rat will probably go emo for a bit
The_L: I broke up with rat
The_L: He took it shockingly well.
Ironbite: oh good
Ironbite: though I haven't seen him round the boards much
Ironbite: meh whatever
Ironbite: it's Rat
The_L: He's not good at socializing.
Ironbite: really, at this point in his life, it's his fault
The_L: I tend to sympathize with socially-awkward nerds. >.>
Ironbite: I know
The_L: i kinda was one
Ironbite: if you didn't, you wouldn't have had a harem right?
The_L: lol
Ironbite: so this new boy...he nice?
The_L: yep
The_L: Works with computers for a living
The_L: Hardware AND software
The_L: Loves old comedy movies, Lego, Star Wars, and dirty jokes
Ironbite: ooooooooooooh
Ironbite: sounds perfect for the forums
The_L: so yeah, pretty much Laura-bait.
The_L: The_L shrugs
The_L: maybe
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #55 on: March 27, 2012, 08:02:38 pm »
You left out the best part!

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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #56 on: March 27, 2012, 08:42:36 pm »
OK, fine.  Best part of the conversation I'm currently in:

Damen: I told you before, I'm a bastard coated bastard with a hard, crunchy bastard filling.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #57 on: March 28, 2012, 05:32:00 pm »
Best line I've heard in a while.

The_L: That is the most stalkerifically adorable thing I have heard all day.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #58 on: April 06, 2012, 11:55:15 pm »
Deimos: those moments in life where your boyfriend takes off his used condom and blows it up and let's it go, only for it to fly around the room for 5 seconds and lands on the housemates face which splatters cum across his cheek
Damen: ...it's the simple things in life you treasure.
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Re: IM Conversation Thread
« Reply #59 on: April 08, 2012, 04:37:20 am »
Damen says:
 It's where my gun fixation starts bleeding through, but I don't think I can really be blamed for that considering the song.
Deimos - Veritas Diaboli says:
 im sorry,....."starts"?
Damen says:
 *swats*
Deimos - Veritas Diaboli says:
 you ooze gunpowder
Damen says:
 I ejaculate cordite.
Deimos - Veritas Diaboli says:
 dont ever give me a facial
Damen says:
 Actually, I fart cordite and ejaculate full-auto.
Deimos - Veritas Diaboli says:
 god you're classy
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