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Offline Kristine

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1035 on: September 27, 2012, 01:58:10 am »

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1036 on: September 30, 2012, 05:07:14 pm »
I heard the best zoo pickup line today.

"Hey, you like lions, too? Wanna have unprotected sex with me so you can get pregnant, then abort it and feed it to them?"
Hey now, you shouldn't feed those poor lions an aborted fetus.  You have to wait until it's older and more plump or it won't be enough for them to eat.  :P

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1037 on: September 30, 2012, 05:43:03 pm »
I heard the best zoo pickup line today.

"Hey, you like lions, too? Wanna have unprotected sex with me so you can get pregnant, then abort it and feed it to them?"
Hey now, you shouldn't feed those poor lions an aborted fetus.  You have to wait until it's older and more plump or it won't be enough for them to eat.  :P

Good point, though it's slightly harder to find a single mother with an infant willing to do a super-late abortion in her quest for love.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1038 on: September 30, 2012, 11:19:40 pm »
Fun fact: I once saw a child trying to climb the rocks between the visitors and the lion pen at my local zoo, with no parents in sight.

(my mom pulled him back)

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1039 on: September 30, 2012, 11:21:32 pm »
I hate parents who don't responsibly watch their children. It's a good thing someone was there to grab the kid, because I'd hate to see a lion get killed over such a thing.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1040 on: October 02, 2012, 12:56:26 am »
I'm not an online-gamer but sometimes some of the glitches in the games are funny anyway...

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1041 on: October 02, 2012, 01:23:37 am »
I really hate it when I'm taking a walk and that happens to me.  Spoils the whole groove, you know? 

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1042 on: October 02, 2012, 01:35:58 am »
And it gives you one hell of a migraine.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1043 on: October 02, 2012, 01:38:17 am »
Then you have to relocate your bones to their original state and it just ruins the whole day.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1044 on: October 02, 2012, 02:04:58 am »
maybe it snaps back like a rubberband...

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1045 on: October 02, 2012, 03:37:46 am »
I love the way that the shadow is still realistic.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1046 on: October 02, 2012, 06:07:03 am »
Gives rubber-band physics a new meaning.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1047 on: October 02, 2012, 06:27:21 am »
Lesson for the day: Purring cats in your lap make it difficult to type.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1048 on: October 02, 2012, 08:12:39 am »
Also, a cat continuously trying to show you her butt also makes it hard to type. 

Like I said, Pumpkin, I've seen your butt.  It was only 5 minutes ago since I saw it last time.  I know your butt more than I know your face... geez.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1049 on: October 02, 2012, 04:57:18 pm »
I know where I'm moving.

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