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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #825 on: July 12, 2012, 08:00:38 pm »
This thread is now about pants.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #826 on: July 12, 2012, 08:30:59 pm »
Why the fuck are the police leaving business cards on my doorstep? I haven't done anything nor has anyone else done anything to me, what madness is this?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #827 on: July 12, 2012, 08:41:41 pm »
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« Reply #828 on: July 12, 2012, 08:42:57 pm »
Why the fuck are the police leaving business cards on my doorstep? I haven't done anything nor has anyone else done anything to me, what madness is this?

They just wanna give you the business. Hence the card.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #829 on: July 13, 2012, 03:00:50 am »

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #830 on: July 13, 2012, 03:07:56 am »
That image makes me think of Homer when he's on marijuana.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #831 on: July 13, 2012, 02:27:24 pm »
Why the fuck are the police leaving business cards on my doorstep? I haven't done anything nor has anyone else done anything to me, what madness is this?

They're concerned about your radical brand of Islam and, especially, your skateboarding.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #832 on: July 13, 2012, 04:17:09 pm »
I love the way Youtube uploaders think "no copyright infringement intended" somehow automatically covers their asses.
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« Reply #833 on: July 13, 2012, 07:02:04 pm »
I just put in the DVD version of Star Wars. For the first time in my Blu-Ray player on my big-screen TV. What I love about this setup is the HD upconversion makes various special effects elements stick out—both CG and practical miniature effects. It gets really funny when you see “obvious old-school miniature” just two seconds before “obvious added-25-years-later CG.”
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #834 on: July 13, 2012, 10:24:02 pm »
That's pretty much how I felt when they re-did parts of Red Dwarf. 

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« Reply #835 on: July 14, 2012, 03:48:30 pm »

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« Reply #836 on: July 14, 2012, 09:30:23 pm »

What kind of dentist carries a stethoscope?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #837 on: July 15, 2012, 12:11:29 am »
Her3tik, you have groupies.
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There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #838 on: July 15, 2012, 09:58:06 am »
At the dentists office I go to, they take your blood pressure and pulse using the sphig and stethoscope before they do anything to you, so... but still, that's more than likely just a stock pic of GP type docs and nurses.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #839 on: July 17, 2012, 11:17:26 pm »