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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #780 on: July 01, 2012, 10:47:18 pm »
Sometimes in hot weather, they'll gather around sources of moisture.  Maybe they're attracted to the mint flavor... if it's mint flavor. 

Ants can be very weird.

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« Reply #781 on: July 01, 2012, 10:48:32 pm »
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... mint flavor.

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« Reply #782 on: July 02, 2012, 04:53:23 am »
Mint is horrible.

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« Reply #783 on: July 02, 2012, 05:18:15 am »
Never ever nap on a Sunday afternoon. It will completely fuck up your Monday morning. :(

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #784 on: July 02, 2012, 06:26:49 pm »
Sometimes in hot weather, they'll gather around sources of moisture.  Maybe they're attracted to the mint flavor... if it's mint flavor. 

Ants can be very weird.

It is a purple flavor. I don’t think it is supposed to have any particular flavor. It is certainly not labeled. Also found some of them around the orange flavored Listerine before bed last night.

I moved both bottles under the counter, but the ants still wound up swarming the top by morning. So I picked up some ant traps on the way home from work and expected to see the ants swarming the counter again. But they weren’t. Which is making me somewhat paranoid. I know they probably just realized that the mouthwash was gone (no—they haven’t found it under the counter), but I can’t shake the feeling that they are planning something.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #785 on: July 02, 2012, 08:48:00 pm »
Ants are smart in large numbers.  Be alert!

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« Reply #786 on: July 03, 2012, 12:21:04 am »
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« Reply #787 on: July 03, 2012, 03:04:13 am »

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« Reply #788 on: July 03, 2012, 06:58:01 am »
If you ever wanna see me have a minor existential crisis, watch my reaction when I realise I haven't been to my favourite freeware font sites in over a week. #geek

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #789 on: July 04, 2012, 06:06:06 am »
Theres-a-new-cognitive-disorder-you-should-be-aware-of...

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #790 on: July 05, 2012, 01:49:40 am »
I am rofling over the new ads for IE. "Safer and sexier."
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #791 on: July 05, 2012, 04:53:04 am »
I am rofling over the new ads for IE. "Safer and sexier."


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« Reply #792 on: July 06, 2012, 11:33:31 pm »
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #793 on: July 07, 2012, 04:00:00 am »
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA I was reading that in Swedish Chef's voice long before it got to the punchline.  ;D


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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #794 on: July 07, 2012, 06:22:23 am »
For a minute there, I thought Ducken had eaten his mind, then I recognized the accent.  Bork Bork!