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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1650 on: September 23, 2013, 09:51:27 pm »
What the fuckling fucking fuck. Like, what even~
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1651 on: September 23, 2013, 11:29:58 pm »
I've been busy teaching my hands how to River Dance.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1652 on: September 24, 2013, 12:47:09 am »
I've been busy teaching my hands how to River Dance.
Like this?
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1653 on: September 24, 2013, 01:47:04 am »
Aye, but with me fingers.  Begorah!

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1654 on: September 25, 2013, 02:03:28 am »
This is taken directly from The Dirty, a sort of "anonymously hate on people" website. I was looking in my own town's section out of curiosity, and someone posted this:

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1655 on: September 25, 2013, 02:04:10 am »
Part 2

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1656 on: September 25, 2013, 02:04:27 am »
Part 3

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1657 on: September 25, 2013, 03:01:33 am »
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Oddly enough, I want moar!

Really crazy-go-nuts fascinating.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1658 on: September 25, 2013, 03:38:43 am »
You kinda want to just make it into a movie or something.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1659 on: September 25, 2013, 04:16:23 am »
Heck yeah... I'd watch it.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1660 on: September 25, 2013, 04:57:40 am »
Look at the Youtube link in part 2. There's even more crazy.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1661 on: September 26, 2013, 03:22:22 pm »
In Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Cornelius Fudge tells the Prime Minister that the previous one "tried to throw him out the window." HBP is set in 1996, the PM was John Major. Before him it was Margaret Thatcher.

Ergo, Margaret Thatcher tried to throw Fudge out of the window.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1662 on: September 26, 2013, 05:46:17 pm »
Fudge's phrasing was "He tried to throw me out of the window" (emphasis in the original, conveniently enough).

From which we can deduce that Fudge is apparently unable to tell the difference between male and female muggles.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1663 on: September 26, 2013, 05:47:31 pm »
In Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Cornelius Fudge tells the Prime Minister that the previous one "tried to throw him out the window." HBP is set in 1996, the PM was John Major. Before him it was Margaret Thatcher.

Ergo, Margaret Thatcher tried to throw Fudge out of the window.
They didn't call her the Iron Lady for nothin'.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1664 on: September 27, 2013, 02:10:30 am »
Fudge's phrasing was "He tried to throw me out of the window" (emphasis in the original, conveniently enough).

From which we can deduce that Fudge is apparently unable to tell the difference between male and female muggles.

Or maybe he CAN tell the difference.

Think about it.
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