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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #225 on: February 01, 2012, 10:42:14 am »
I know that's not a quote from Sir Didymus, but I at least tried to put it in a manner he would say it.
Well, I was intending to go witha a joke that was supposed to be about Sir Didymus not being an epididymis, but I guess that works, too. :D
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #226 on: February 01, 2012, 10:47:24 am »
Epididymus is his hat.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #227 on: February 01, 2012, 09:17:19 pm »
Prefix humour? Really?


Yeah, this is just a badly disguised "I see what you did there"
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #228 on: February 02, 2012, 03:46:39 pm »
I just recorded myself singing so I could hear what I really sound like.

I think I might be tone deaf.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #229 on: February 02, 2012, 04:03:34 pm »
I just recorded myself singing so I could hear what I really sound like.

I think I might be tone deaf.

Well at least you recognize it.

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Interque maerentes amicos
Egregius properaret exul.
Atqui sciebat, quae sibi barbarus
Tortor pararet: non aliter tamen
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Quam si clientum longa negotia
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #230 on: February 02, 2012, 04:04:52 pm »
I just recorded myself singing so I could hear what I really sound like.

I think I might be tone deaf.
I sing horribly as well. That doesn't stop me from singing, I just do it when no one is around.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #231 on: February 03, 2012, 11:41:09 am »
I saw the dumbest thing this morning. Some Jeep owner decided he would be cool if he parked his Jeep on top of a snow pile instead of a parking space. We had snow a little over a week ago, and as usual, parking lots were decorated with some nice big snow piles. This pile in particular is pretty big, and pretty steep. He's parked at about a 40-45 degree angle.

We've been having spring-like weather for the last 5 days or so, and guess what? Snow's been melting. Not only are you endangering your own vehicle, but you're endangering the vehicles, and lives, of other people.

u r so smrt.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #232 on: February 03, 2012, 01:21:06 pm »
My ex's co-worker always did that with his Jeep. He thought he was hot shit in that thing.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #233 on: February 03, 2012, 03:08:30 pm »
A(g64, g64)A(g64, g64)

Mwahahahahaha!
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #234 on: February 03, 2012, 06:21:36 pm »
What the heck is this thread supposed to be about?
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #235 on: February 03, 2012, 06:34:15 pm »
What the heck is this thread supposed to be about?

Yes.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #236 on: February 03, 2012, 06:35:51 pm »
Nothing. Everything!

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #237 on: February 03, 2012, 07:00:21 pm »
Spam.
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #238 on: February 03, 2012, 07:37:13 pm »
There, you got what the thread is about.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #239 on: February 03, 2012, 08:10:34 pm »
Oh well now you ruined the mystery.

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Fucking Dalek twats I’m going to twat you over the head with my fucking TARDIS you fucking fucks!