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[Sigmaleph]

Typically, what one does (in the absence of d6 or d12) is  flip a coin twice. So for example heads-heads is 1, heads-tails is 2, tails-heads is 3 and tails-tails is flip again. Or some other arrangement.

And yeah, I do, but there's a lot of things on the list of Shows I Need to Watch. Plus I'm lazy.

[Art Vandelay]

Apparently someone uploaded a carton of soy milk to Instagram. I tell you, those hipsters are getting really lazy with their food pictures.

[DrFishcake]

Not even chocolate soy milk? That stuff is the business.

[Art Vandelay]

Soy milk is nastier than a dead hippo's rancid anus and chocolate soy milk serves only to ruin otherwise perfectly good chocolate.

[Saturn500]

Soy milk is nastier than a dead hippo's rancid anus and chocolate soy milk serves only to ruin otherwise perfectly good chocolate.

[DrFishcake]

Dead Hippo's Rancid Anus is now my favourite potential name for a black metal band.

[Sleepy]

I would buy their albums just to proudly display that name.

[Sixth Monarchist]

Apropos of nothing,

[Sigmaleph]

What's that thing the robot is punching?

[largeham]

I finally decided to visit Stormfront the other day, and I don't really see what the problem is. Sure, Apple is horrible, but the way people act you would have thought they support Hitler and deny the Holocaust.

[Art Vandelay]

I see what you did there.

Right after hitting "post", a spider dangled its way from the ceiling right between my face and my laptop. 'Straya, mate!

[Kristine]

[Sleepy]

I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone. I hear an odd noise outside and then the entire house vibrates inexplicably.

[ironbite]

What's that thing the robot is punching?

kaiju

[SimSim]

I created a new holiday today, I call it Hopmas! I got a 12 pack of Sierra Nevada Celebration, a 12 pack of Sierra Nevada Torpedo, and 4 pack of Sierra Nevada Hoptimum. Mmmmm, hoppy beers.