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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #135 on: January 20, 2012, 01:55:50 pm »
Gah! Not the Macarena.

Don't make me make you do the Train.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #136 on: January 20, 2012, 02:12:06 pm »
"Left sock plus Spider Kneecap equals 'the fuck'! LEARN!"
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« Reply #137 on: January 20, 2012, 02:22:04 pm »
"Left sock plus Spider Kneecap equals 'the fuck'! LEARN!"

So what is the answer to that equation? Quick! The world depends on it! Why? How the fuck should I know!

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #138 on: January 20, 2012, 06:11:40 pm »
This is entirely too silly.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #139 on: January 20, 2012, 06:50:37 pm »
No, you so silly!

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #140 on: January 20, 2012, 08:53:15 pm »
The Rules, get to know them.


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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #141 on: January 20, 2012, 08:54:38 pm »
Y'all are silly.

I shall now name another animal.

Quails!
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #142 on: January 20, 2012, 09:10:45 pm »
I will see your quails...



And raise you a jackalope!
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« Reply #143 on: January 20, 2012, 09:39:16 pm »
Ah, the jackalope.

"Fast as fast can be! You'll never catch me!"
Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #144 on: January 20, 2012, 09:43:04 pm »
"Friends! Countrymen! Fellow Citizens! Lend me your testicles!"
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« Reply #145 on: January 20, 2012, 09:46:22 pm »
Big government is stealing our taxes testicles!
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #146 on: January 20, 2012, 09:54:35 pm »
I will see your quails...



And raise you a jackalope!

And now, a lamprey, with bonus human.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #147 on: January 20, 2012, 11:08:19 pm »
Behold, the most amazing animal of all:

The dog.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #148 on: January 20, 2012, 11:22:54 pm »
Behold, the most amazing animal of all:

The dog.


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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #149 on: January 21, 2012, 12:34:52 am »
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