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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1080 on: October 26, 2012, 08:09:43 am »
Whoever made that image really needs to learn how to crop.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1081 on: October 26, 2012, 10:08:29 am »
Whoever made that image really needs to learn how to crop.

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« Reply #1082 on: October 26, 2012, 11:37:57 am »

What did they expect? That's Glasgow. :D

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« Reply #1083 on: October 28, 2012, 11:52:01 am »
Nobody's posted anywhere on this forum in a while with one exception, so...

POTATO!!!!!

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« Reply #1084 on: October 31, 2012, 02:47:54 pm »
I just got an email from manbearpig with the subject line of "your arrest record." Awesome.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #1085 on: November 01, 2012, 05:27:46 pm »
I was just reviewing some of my notes for my language change class. This is what I seem to have written:

Analogical brelliy: mae tauavs iclentily uithis paradiyhns

old Emylsh pluvol mavkes 其间 -os wæ

I love my handwriting.
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« Reply #1086 on: November 01, 2012, 07:32:04 pm »
If there's anything that'll ruin good handwriting, it's college note-taking.

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« Reply #1087 on: November 02, 2012, 06:46:57 pm »
I want power back. I WANT POWER BACK. I've been through tougher power outages (i.e. in which I didn't have a generator), why is this one driving me so Crazy-Go-Nuts?

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« Reply #1088 on: November 04, 2012, 11:35:50 am »
I just got another great email with the subject line "Bad news - your neighbor is a sex offender."
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #1089 on: November 04, 2012, 02:45:28 pm »
I just got another great email with the subject line "Bad news - your neighbor is a sex offender."
The spam you get sounds so much more interesting than mine.

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« Reply #1090 on: November 04, 2012, 07:22:20 pm »
My spam usually consists of somebody talking as if they know me, but calling me by a completely wrong name...  yet they get my email addy right.  Go figure.

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« Reply #1091 on: November 13, 2012, 09:09:18 pm »
Holy shitballs. So I'm playing The Longest Journey. I tab out for a moment to do some interneting (I'm an ADD gamer, sue me) and I find Firefox has changed all of the fonts to that which is used in the game. Shit be crazy, man.

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« Reply #1092 on: November 15, 2012, 09:13:49 pm »
I was eating mini marshmallows today, and I dropped one.  My cat, being the vicious beast that he is, pounced on it, "killed" it, and ate it.  Apparently he liked it, because I left the bag on the table when I went to class this evening, and came home to find it open and substantially emptier than it had been.

I only hope that a quarter bag of marshmallows doesn't cause feline digestive problems.
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« Reply #1093 on: November 16, 2012, 01:14:11 pm »
I only hope that a quarter bag of marshmallows doesn't cause feline digestive problems.

I don't know for sure, but my experience of animals and pets tells me that your cat will resemble the Deepwater Horizon and the floor the Gulf of Mexico.

Just, y'know, to manage expectations here.
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« Reply #1094 on: November 16, 2012, 04:37:38 pm »
What a vivid mental image.