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Offline m52nickerson

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Once Again it is Time for NORAD to Track Santa
« on: December 23, 2012, 12:25:09 pm »
Yup, it is that time of the year as NORAD prepare for one of its most important jobs, tracking and escorting Santa.  Each year NORAD tracks Santa's trip around the world.  NORAD also provides Canadian and US fighter escorts for Santa while in North American air space.

So if you want to make sure your in bed before the big man gets to your house you will be able to find his location on the maps available or by calling NORAD and talking to a live operator.

http://www.noradsanta.org/
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Re: Once Again it is Time for NORAD to Track Santa
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2012, 01:09:14 pm »
A few years back, I checked the Wikipedia page for this. There was a single rule about editing it: around Christmas, the page never mentions that Santa doesn't exist, just in case a little kid is looking it up. Always warmed my heart.
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