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Title: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 02, 2018, 06:42:47 am
As you know, I made a blog called the Jacob Harrison Anglo Catholic Society which I am the Grand Master of. It will eventually gain followers and I will eventually have events such as lectures, parties, and Sunday school hosted at a location. However when I die, I need a successor as Grand Master. A son or daughter that I could raise would be a perfect successor. So I need a future wife. Is there a way I can upload the introduction to my first upcoming animated YouTube video or at least a screen shot of it to show how attractive I am, so that I could seduce a woman here into wanting to be my bride?
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Lana Reverse on July 02, 2018, 07:57:54 am
Given that you're a sexually repressed religious fanatic, I think you're looking in the wrong place. And I don't think any mentally sound woman wants to marry a guy just so she can give birth to his successor in this day and age.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 02, 2018, 10:34:26 am
Given that you're a sexually repressed religious fanatic, I think you're looking in the wrong place. And I don't think any mentally sound woman wants to marry a guy just so she can give birth to his successor in this day and age.

Fair point. My other plan is that I should wait for a young woman to join my society first, and at the parties there, I can flirt with her politely and then we will date, and then I will eventually propose to her.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 02, 2018, 12:02:02 pm
Personally, I liked your plan to have me cut your danglies off better.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 02, 2018, 12:05:23 pm
Personally, I liked your plan to have me cut your danglies off better.

Well back then, I didn't know that I was capable of normal vaginal sex but now I realize that I am and that my jeans fetish is normal.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: ironbite on July 02, 2018, 04:49:32 pm
I'm telling you, second cousin incest isn't as bad as you think it is.

Ironbite-and you know she'll get naked around you so...
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on July 03, 2018, 12:22:25 am
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Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: niam2023 on July 03, 2018, 01:37:52 am
And now I've decided to deflower any girl you try and go out with using my abilities as a Chad.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 03, 2018, 05:24:27 am
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I am a Vocel, not an incel in that I do not want sex right now, I want to save it till marriage.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: niam2023 on July 03, 2018, 05:55:40 am
Then why are you basically begging people to marry you?
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 03, 2018, 09:17:37 am
Then why are you basically begging people to marry you?

I want to get married eventually so that I can spread my genes and have a firstborn son or daughter that can suceed me as the grand master of the society. Incels do not pursue marriage.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: ironbite on July 03, 2018, 10:41:46 am
My god.

Ironbite-your second cousin is literally right there in Cape Cod man!
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 03, 2018, 10:55:31 pm
Then why are you basically begging people to marry you?

I want to get married eventually so that I can spread my genes and have a firstborn son or daughter that can suceed me as the grand master of the society. Incels do not pursue marriage.
Uh, they pursue that sort of thing. They just suck at it!

Like someone else we know.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: niam2023 on July 04, 2018, 03:05:02 am
Well, the fact Jacob probably has the physique of a particularly chewed on slice of beef jerky probably has something to do with his lack of success.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 04, 2018, 08:32:53 am
Then why are you basically begging people to marry you?

I want to get married eventually so that I can spread my genes and have a firstborn son or daughter that can suceed me as the grand master of the society. Incels do not pursue marriage.
Uh, they pursue that sort of thing. They just suck at it!

Like someone else we know.

Incels are involuntary celibates who hate women and have fantasies of raping them. I am a vocel in that I am a voluntary celibate. I might get a girlfriend in real life if I tried, but I don’t because of the criteria of what I want the love of my life and future spouse to be.

1. She must be a virgin, a widow, or someone who divorced an actual abusive husband which is the only grounds under God for a legal divorce and annulment.

2. She must agree to save sex till marriage, and after marriage only use sex for the purpose of procreation. She must therefore accept that I will never use condoms.

3. When spending time with the children, she can raise them how she wants but she must not interfere with how I raise the children such as teaching them to have the same religion.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 04, 2018, 08:48:41 am
1. Nobody wants to marry you, because:

2. You're sexist, weird, bigoted and you probably smell funny, hence:

3. The conditions of your voluntary celibacy will forever remain unfulfilled therefore:

4. You are Incel as fuck, which is what Niam is doing to your cousin!

Missed that boat son!
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 04, 2018, 09:15:33 am
1. Nobody wants to marry you, because:

2. You're sexist, weird, bigoted and you probably smell funny, hence:

3. The conditions of your voluntary celibacy will forever remain unfulfilled therefore:

4. You are Incel as fuck, which is what Niam is doing to your cousin!

Missed that boat son!

Well when I start hosting events at the Jacob Harrison Anglo Catholic Society, I can flirt with a young woman who shows up there, date her, and marry her(the link to the society’s website is in my post called “My new websites.”

Besides, it says on your profile that you are 47. Are you married?
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Sleepy on July 04, 2018, 10:40:57 am
1. Nobody wants to marry you, because:

2. You're sexist, weird, bigoted and you probably smell funny, hence:

3. The conditions of your voluntary celibacy will forever remain unfulfilled therefore:

4. You are Incel as fuck, which is what Niam is doing to your cousin!

Missed that boat son!

Well when I start hosting events at the Jacob Harrison Anglo Catholic Society, I can flirt with a young woman who shows up there, date her, and marry her(the link to the society’s website is in my post called “My new websites.”

Besides, it says on your profile that you are 47. Are you married?

You better be careful with your flirting, it may lead you down the dangerous premarital sex road.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 04, 2018, 10:49:23 am
1. Nobody wants to marry you, because:

2. You're sexist, weird, bigoted and you probably smell funny, hence:

3. The conditions of your voluntary celibacy will forever remain unfulfilled therefore:

4. You are Incel as fuck, which is what Niam is doing to your cousin!

Missed that boat son!

Well when I start hosting events at the Jacob Harrison Anglo Catholic Society, I can flirt with a young woman who shows up there, date her, and marry her(the link to the society’s website is in my post called “My new websites.”

Besides, it says on your profile that you are 47. Are you married?

You better be careful with your flirting, it may lead you down the dangerous premarital sex road.

But if she is a Christian attending my society, then she would likely not be trying to seduce me into having sex. And if she does, I have enough control of my actions to resist the temptation.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: davedan on July 04, 2018, 10:58:44 am
1. Nobody wants to marry you, because:

2. You're sexist, weird, bigoted and you probably smell funny, hence:

3. The conditions of your voluntary celibacy will forever remain unfulfilled therefore:

4. You are Incel as fuck, which is what Niam is doing to your cousin!

Missed that boat son!

Well when I start hosting events at the Jacob Harrison Anglo Catholic Society, I can flirt with a young woman who shows up there, date her, and marry her(the link to the society’s website is in my post called “My new websites.”

Besides, it says on your profile that you are 47. Are you married?

You better be careful with your flirting, it may lead you down the dangerous premarital sex road.

But if she is a Christian attending my society, then she would likely not be trying to seduce me into having sex. And if she does, I have enough control of my actions to resist the temptation.

unless she turns up to the meeting in tight denim jeans
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 04, 2018, 11:01:53 am
Or a towel.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 04, 2018, 06:16:19 pm
1. Nobody wants to marry you, because:

2. You're sexist, weird, bigoted and you probably smell funny, hence:

3. The conditions of your voluntary celibacy will forever remain unfulfilled therefore:

4. You are Incel as fuck, which is what Niam is doing to your cousin!

Missed that boat son!

Well when I start hosting events at the Jacob Harrison Anglo Catholic Society, I can flirt with a young woman who shows up there, date her, and marry her(the link to the society’s website is in my post called “My new websites.”

Besides, it says on your profile that you are 47. Are you married?
Uh, that won't work. A quick google and any potential partners will know what you posted under your real name, employers too I might ad.

And I'm widowed, which sucks but it was long, happy and secular.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 04, 2018, 07:37:26 pm
1. Nobody wants to marry you, because:

2. You're sexist, weird, bigoted and you probably smell funny, hence:

3. The conditions of your voluntary celibacy will forever remain unfulfilled therefore:

4. You are Incel as fuck, which is what Niam is doing to your cousin!

Missed that boat son!

Well when I start hosting events at the Jacob Harrison Anglo Catholic Society, I can flirt with a young woman who shows up there, date her, and marry her(the link to the society’s website is in my post called “My new websites.”

Besides, it says on your profile that you are 47. Are you married?
Uh, that won't work. A quick google and any potential partners will know what you posted under your real name, employers too I might ad.

And I'm widowed, which sucks but it was long, happy and secular.

Actually if you google Jacob Harrison, the first result is an American Football Player.

BTW Did you use your marriage for it’s purpose and produce children?
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 04, 2018, 07:42:55 pm
I did not "use" my wife, I love my wife.

And I'm pretty sure you ain't no football star!
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 04, 2018, 08:36:07 pm
I did not "use" my wife, I love my wife.

And I'm pretty sure you ain't no football star!

I did not "use" my wife, I love my wife.

And I'm pretty sure you ain't no football star!

Of course. I was saying that searching my name won’t bring people to find me specifically on the internet.

And of course you did not use her, but it is expected that married couples produce children.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 04, 2018, 08:46:20 pm
And what's your first hand knowledge of marriage son? Or having a GF for that matter?

Piss off you attention seeking, clueless little fuckup!
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: dpareja on July 04, 2018, 08:58:51 pm
I did not "use" my wife, I love my wife.

And I'm pretty sure you ain't no football star!

I did not "use" my wife, I love my wife.

And I'm pretty sure you ain't no football star!

Of course. I was saying that searching my name won’t bring people to find me specifically on the internet.

And of course you did not use her, but it is expected that married couples produce children.

For all you know his wife was infertile since birth, or suffered some trauma that rendered her so, whether before they met or after they met but had not yet decided to have kids, or once they were trying but before they'd succeeded--or maybe they'd succeeded in conceiving but she suffered a miscarriage or a stillbirth, or they fell on hard times and faced the horrible choice of either bringing a child into the world that they couldn't care for adequately or couldn't afford to deliver (if you're in the US, look up how much it costs to give birth in the US (https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jan/16/why-does-it-cost-32093-just-to-give-birth-in-america)--I don't know where Tol is from--but it's around $32,000, or double what Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge's second childbirth cost) or of undergoing an abortion, or maybe they did deliver but had to give the baby up for adoption. And there's probably some other scenarios I'm forgetting

YOU DON'T KNOW.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 04, 2018, 09:23:08 pm
And what's your first hand knowledge of marriage son? Or having a GF for that matter?

Piss off you attention seeking, clueless little fuckup!

My first hand knowledge of marriage comes from my parents. It took a while for them to find traditionalist Catholics to marry and they met each other in 1995 and got married in 1996, having my brother in 1997 and me in 1999.

They get into so many arguments about finances, and about me and my brother. The lessons I learned, is that for a marriage to be happy, there needs to be mutual agreements and discussions for a marriage to go well.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 04, 2018, 10:02:20 pm
My first hand knowledge of marriage comes from my parents.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5LsD9cepdq8/VHKXxkDMq_I/AAAAAAAAtcM/pNGZUyGPwXU/s1600/Calvin%2Band%2BHobbes%2BROFL.jpg)
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Sleepy on July 04, 2018, 10:15:06 pm
Of course. I was saying that searching my name won’t bring people to find me specifically on the internet.

And of course you did not use her, but it is expected that married couples produce children.

It's expected that people don't pry about others' relationships, but I suppose you're too much of a blunt little fuckstick to have any sort of decency.

It's a pity you have but a few brain cells to rub together. You may actually get somewhere with your life otherwise.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 04, 2018, 10:35:37 pm
Of course. I was saying that searching my name won’t bring people to find me specifically on the internet.

And of course you did not use her, but it is expected that married couples produce children.

It's expected that people don't pry about others' relationships, but I suppose you're too much of a blunt little fuckstick to have any sort of decency.

It's a pity you have but a few brain cells to rub together. You may actually get somewhere with your life otherwise.

I actually am a smart guy. I graduated high school with mostly A’s on my report card. In my freshman year of high school, I asked the most questions in biology class and was the biology teacher’s favorite student.

Since you are a 27 year old female, after I graduate college in 2021 we can get married if you agree to the terms I posted above since you will be 30 then, and still young and attractive enough for me to father a child. Did I impress you telling you about my intelligence?
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 04, 2018, 10:43:11 pm
You asked your biology teacher the most questions?

Us poor teachers really do take too much on, someone buy that poor sod a drink!
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on July 05, 2018, 05:55:33 am
Imagine asking near complete strangers on an internet forum to get married. At least get to know her first my dude.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 05, 2018, 06:47:42 am
Imagine asking near complete strangers on an internet forum to get married. At least get to know her first my dude.
He only cares about their ability to queef out a sprog. That's what he thinks marriage is!
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: RavynousHunter on July 05, 2018, 09:35:35 am
Of course. I was saying that searching my name won’t bring people to find me specifically on the internet.

And of course you did not use her, but it is expected that married couples produce children.

It's expected that people don't pry about others' relationships, but I suppose you're too much of a blunt little fuckstick to have any sort of decency.

It's a pity you have but a few brain cells to rub together. You may actually get somewhere with your life otherwise.

I actually am a smart guy. I graduated high school with mostly A’s on my report card. In my freshman year of high school, I asked the most questions in biology class and was the biology teacher’s favorite student.

Since you are a 27 year old female, after I graduate college in 2021 we can get married if you agree to the terms I posted above since you will be 30 then, and still young and attractive enough for me to father a child. Did I impress you telling you about my intelligence?

Jacob, I'll give you the benefit of an inordinately large amount of doubt and surmise that you missed a lot of both mine and her posts, so I'll give you this freebie: back off.  Sleepy's already engaged.  To me.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Sleepy on July 05, 2018, 09:55:21 am
Of course. I was saying that searching my name won’t bring people to find me specifically on the internet.

And of course you did not use her, but it is expected that married couples produce children.

It's expected that people don't pry about others' relationships, but I suppose you're too much of a blunt little fuckstick to have any sort of decency.

It's a pity you have but a few brain cells to rub together. You may actually get somewhere with your life otherwise.

I actually am a smart guy. I graduated high school with mostly A’s on my report card. In my freshman year of high school, I asked the most questions in biology class and was the biology teacher’s favorite student.

Since you are a 27 year old female, after I graduate college in 2021 we can get married if you agree to the terms I posted above since you will be 30 then, and still young and attractive enough for me to father a child. Did I impress you telling you about my intelligence?

You're silly. Mostly A's in high school means that you could simply complete the coursework and pass some tests with simple reviewing beforehand. I think you may want to go back to bio class though, given how severely lacking you are in that regard.

Also, you're really silly. Perhaps keep sobbing in the corner as you envision the woman of your dreams, while slowly coming to the realization that you'll die with none of the things that you seek because both they and you are terribly pathetic.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 05, 2018, 09:55:59 am
Of course. I was saying that searching my name won’t bring people to find me specifically on the internet.

And of course you did not use her, but it is expected that married couples produce children.

It's expected that people don't pry about others' relationships, but I suppose you're too much of a blunt little fuckstick to have any sort of decency.

It's a pity you have but a few brain cells to rub together. You may actually get somewhere with your life otherwise.

I actually am a smart guy. I graduated high school with mostly A’s on my report card. In my freshman year of high school, I asked the most questions in biology class and was the biology teacher’s favorite student.

Since you are a 27 year old female, after I graduate college in 2021 we can get married if you agree to the terms I posted above since you will be 30 then, and still young and attractive enough for me to father a child. Did I impress you telling you about my intelligence?

Jacob, I'll give you the benefit of an inordinately large amount of doubt and surmise that you missed a lot of both mine and her posts, so I'll give you this freebie: back off.  Sleepy's already engaged.  To me.

Oh. Ok. I only really read the posts in this section so I did not know that.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 05, 2018, 10:51:41 am
Of course. I was saying that searching my name won’t bring people to find me specifically on the internet.

And of course you did not use her, but it is expected that married couples produce children.

It's expected that people don't pry about others' relationships, but I suppose you're too much of a blunt little fuckstick to have any sort of decency.

It's a pity you have but a few brain cells to rub together. You may actually get somewhere with your life otherwise.

I actually am a smart guy. I graduated high school with mostly A’s on my report card. In my freshman year of high school, I asked the most questions in biology class and was the biology teacher’s favorite student.

Since you are a 27 year old female, after I graduate college in 2021 we can get married if you agree to the terms I posted above since you will be 30 then, and still young and attractive enough for me to father a child. Did I impress you telling you about my intelligence?

Jacob, I'll give you the benefit of an inordinately large amount of doubt and surmise that you missed a lot of both mine and her posts, so I'll give you this freebie: back off.  Sleepy's already engaged.  To me.

You're right to be concerned, my friend. If anyone here is going to steal yo' girl, it's our resident testicle-hating, denim-loving religious nutjob. No hot blooded heterosexual female stands a chance when he turns on the ol' faux-English charm.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: ironbite on July 05, 2018, 11:48:04 am
Of course. I was saying that searching my name won’t bring people to find me specifically on the internet.

And of course you did not use her, but it is expected that married couples produce children.

It's expected that people don't pry about others' relationships, but I suppose you're too much of a blunt little fuckstick to have any sort of decency.

It's a pity you have but a few brain cells to rub together. You may actually get somewhere with your life otherwise.

I actually am a smart guy. I graduated high school with mostly A’s on my report card. In my freshman year of high school, I asked the most questions in biology class and was the biology teacher’s favorite student.

Since you are a 27 year old female, after I graduate college in 2021 we can get married if you agree to the terms I posted above since you will be 30 then, and still young and attractive enough for me to father a child. Did I impress you telling you about my intelligence?

You owe me a new computer monitor.

Ironbite-after the spit take I just did.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Sleepy on July 05, 2018, 06:58:14 pm
Of course. I was saying that searching my name won’t bring people to find me specifically on the internet.

And of course you did not use her, but it is expected that married couples produce children.

It's expected that people don't pry about others' relationships, but I suppose you're too much of a blunt little fuckstick to have any sort of decency.

It's a pity you have but a few brain cells to rub together. You may actually get somewhere with your life otherwise.

I actually am a smart guy. I graduated high school with mostly A’s on my report card. In my freshman year of high school, I asked the most questions in biology class and was the biology teacher’s favorite student.

Since you are a 27 year old female, after I graduate college in 2021 we can get married if you agree to the terms I posted above since you will be 30 then, and still young and attractive enough for me to father a child. Did I impress you telling you about my intelligence?

You owe me a new computer monitor.

Ironbite-after the spit take I just did.

I know, right? I think spending time alone with some flesh-eating beetles would be quite preferable to even having an actual conversation with this motherfucker.

I don't think you're going to get very far Jacob, since you don't know how to not be an utter creep. Even the most pure Christian girls are turned off by such behavior.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 05, 2018, 08:03:01 pm
I'm not certain that it ever was an honest proposal, any more than his attempts at conversion were honest.

If you put a proposal out there that you know full well will be ghastly to the intended recipients then you aren't proposing-you're trolling.

Let's put our cards on the table Jake, I'm not debating you and I've no confidence in bringing you around to my way of thinking. I'm just taking the piss, I'm mocking, taking the Mickey, I am trolling you!

And you are trolling us. You aren't here for a wife, you aren't here for converts, you're here for shits and giggles. You be trolling, simple!
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 05, 2018, 08:20:37 pm
I'm not certain that it ever was an honest proposal, any more than his attempts at conversion were honest.

If you put a proposal out there that you know full well will be ghastly to the intended recipients then you aren't proposing-you're trolling.

Let's put our cards on the table Jake, I'm not debating you and I've no confidence in bringing you around to my way of thinking. I'm just taking the piss, I'm mocking, taking the Mickey, I am trolling you!

And you are trolling us. You aren't here for a wife, you aren't here for converts, you're here for shits and giggles. You be trolling, simple!

In the proposal I offered to upload pictures on how awesome I look, and type about my talents and accomplishments in life. I thought if I uploaded enough pictures, someone here will eventually fall for me.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 05, 2018, 08:41:09 pm
You can look hot enough to melt cold steel and still be repulsive. You can be successful in all your endeavours and still give the impression of being a loser. Take a look around every user with a female gender symbol next to their avatar who's even given you posititive feedback? The closest was Lana calling me out for gleefully strawmanning you as a sexist nerdbro who hates on lady Jedis and she keeps on responding to you with a gif of a woman who looks like she's contemplating what you regard as proportional medieval punishments for high treason!

But you know all this, but it doesn't really matter because you're here to troll!

Aren't you?
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 05, 2018, 08:50:14 pm
You can look hot enough to melt cold steel and still be repulsive. You can be successful in all your endeavours and still give the impression of being a loser. Take a look around every user with a female gender symbol next to their avatar who's even given you posititive feedback? The closest was Lana calling me out for gleefully strawmanning you as a sexist nerdbro who hates on lady Jedis and she keeps on responding to you with a gif of a woman who looks like she's contemplating what you regard as proportional medieval punishments for high treason!

But you know all this, but it doesn't really matter because you're here to troll!

Aren't you?

I am now aware that I will not find a wife here. I will wait until a woman shows up at the Jacob Harrison Anglo Catholic Society.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 05, 2018, 08:56:41 pm
I can't in good faith wish you luck as there isn't a woman alive or dead who I could wish that upon.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: niam2023 on July 05, 2018, 09:21:29 pm
He hasn't even posted pics of himself. I'm calling it he's ugly with a capital u.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 05, 2018, 10:26:06 pm
He hasn't even posted pics of himself. I'm calling it he's ugly with a capital u.

From the intro of my first YouTube video.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 05, 2018, 10:31:49 pm
Ok, but what's the point?

You just told us you were going to stop looking for a bride here.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 05, 2018, 10:36:25 pm
Ok, but what's the point?

You just told us you were going to stop looking for a bride here.

To show Niam that I am not ugly.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 05, 2018, 10:39:02 pm
Well that sort of thing is subjective y'know.

Let's wait for the feedback, eh?
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Art Vandelay on July 05, 2018, 10:44:30 pm
Ok, but what's the point?

You just told us you were going to stop looking for a bride here.

To show Niam that I am not ugly.

Dude, I'm really sorry, but Niam likes girls.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 05, 2018, 10:56:50 pm
Shall we survey the women in this forum about whether they find Jacob's picture hot or would that be too cruel?
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Sleepy on July 05, 2018, 11:11:38 pm
Lol I'm not even gonna comment on it because I don't wanna be mean.

But Jacob, I'm glad you continue to ignore my statements about your general shitty behavior, and how that'll drive away any women, Christian ones included.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: niam2023 on July 05, 2018, 11:23:39 pm
Ok, but what's the point?

You just told us you were going to stop looking for a bride here.

To show Niam that I am not ugly.

Dude, I'm really sorry, but Niam likes girls.

Not my problem if I'm everyone's type.

And wow Jacob could not look more like an ugly, misogynistic nerdy incel. Weakass structure of your face, ugly haircut, huge wide pig nose, pasty skin...you look like a greaseball. Not helped by that bit of hair on your chin - I wouldn't count on anyone even in your cult fucking you. You're just unfuckable.

On a scale of 1 to 10, you are a Minus 11.

As the incels like you love to say, Lay Down And Rot Jacob.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: ironbite on July 06, 2018, 08:37:57 am
Well with your looks....you'll only be able to attract second cousins.  Which is good news for you.

Ironbite-cause apparently you have a hot one so go get her stud!
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 06, 2018, 09:30:10 am
Lol I'm not even gonna comment on it because I don't wanna be mean.

But Jacob, I'm glad you continue to ignore my statements about your general shitty behavior, and how that'll drive away any women, Christian ones included.

Well I actually act a lot nicer in real life than I do on the internet.
Title: Re: Does any woman here want to marry me?
Post by: Sleepy on July 06, 2018, 09:48:20 am
Lol I'm not even gonna comment on it because I don't wanna be mean.

But Jacob, I'm glad you continue to ignore my statements about your general shitty behavior, and how that'll drive away any women, Christian ones included.

Well I actually act a lot nicer in real life than I do on the internet.

If that's not a Nice GuyTM statement, I don't know what is.