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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1260 on: May 24, 2012, 04:27:37 am »
I'm out of whipped cream. Make of that what you will.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1261 on: May 24, 2012, 04:33:00 am »
I'm out of whipped cream. Make of that what you will.

I make shameful things of it. Shameful, scandalous, things.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1262 on: May 24, 2012, 04:38:13 am »
Did I mention thrips?  Oh yeah, I did.  NM.

That's such a cool insect name.  Like it's from Metroid or something.   *Geekout*

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1263 on: May 24, 2012, 05:37:40 pm »
I ordered official transcripts from my school and have been urgently awaiting their arrival. Got them in the mail today and one of them was open, with the note "NOT OFFICIAL UNLESS SEALED" on the front of the envelope. Damn lucky I ordered two...
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1264 on: May 24, 2012, 05:43:21 pm »
That's shady. Who would open that?
That may be the single gayest thing I have ever read on this board. Or the old one. ;)

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1265 on: May 24, 2012, 06:03:37 pm »
Maybe some post office asshole.  You'd be surprised the state in which some mail arrives through the USPS.  Or actually... as the case may be, maybe you wouldn't.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1266 on: May 24, 2012, 09:14:26 pm »
I found out it was my landlady, thankfully. She was expecting a letter from the school as well (her daughter went there) and she's legally blind, so I can't be too pissed...
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1267 on: May 24, 2012, 11:45:44 pm »
Why do Tumblr's .gifs suck so much?

Is there nobody on that site who can make a halfway decent gif?

Tumblr gifs are like the visual equivalent of a broken record that plays the same 2 second sample over and over without pause.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1268 on: May 25, 2012, 12:39:48 am »
Maybe some post office asshole.  You'd be surprised the state in which some mail arrives through the USPS.  Or actually... as the case may be, maybe you wouldn't.

I've gotten quite a few pieces of mail that looked as if some one was hungry a took a bite out of it.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1269 on: May 25, 2012, 12:52:22 am »
Oh gods. Someone I've known my entire life bought into the Zeitgeist Movie bullshit...

Except the first part where it says Jesus is fake; that's still wrong, apparently.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1270 on: May 25, 2012, 01:59:33 am »
When people take a damn rumor and blow it all out of proportion.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1271 on: May 25, 2012, 07:24:28 am »
When my cat sneezes right in my face.  Yay!  Kitty snot!

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1272 on: May 25, 2012, 07:33:07 am »
When I'm woken up from a nightmare. Fuck my life.
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People so seldom say "I love you". And then it's either too late or love goes. So when I tell you I love you, It doesn't mean I know you'll never go, only that I wish you didn't have to.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1273 on: May 25, 2012, 06:09:04 pm »
I had near-constant nightmares for...a good chunk of time a bit after I got sacked.  They were either legitimately terrifying, at least for me, imagine being trapped in a pitch black room with a hundred screaming voices around you; or horribly depressing.

They've since ended, and I truly appreciate my near-constant sex dreams, now.
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« Reply #1274 on: May 25, 2012, 07:36:04 pm »
I had near-constant nightmares for...a good chunk of time a bit after I got sacked.  They were either legitimately terrifying, at least for me, imagine being trapped in a pitch black room with a hundred screaming voices around you; or horribly depressing.

They've since ended, and I truly appreciate my near-constant sex dreams, now.

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People so seldom say "I love you". And then it's either too late or love goes. So when I tell you I love you, It doesn't mean I know you'll never go, only that I wish you didn't have to.