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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #540 on: February 20, 2012, 06:28:34 pm »
When we get enough snow and ice to make cleaning off my car a real bitch, but not enough to cancel classes. Because fuck commuters, let's cater to only the folks in dorms.

Also adding to this because I'm annoyed today -- people who have to prance around and tell everyone, "I'm in this field. Hey. HEY! I'm a [insert profession]. Not many people do it, so I guess I'm totally 100% awesome because I have the brain power for it, unlike you. But it's cool though, I'll still talk to you, because I need to feed my ego every five minutes or I'll curl up into a ball after realizing how worthless I really am. I'm not being an arrogant dick or attention whoring or anything, I'm just doing you a favor by educating you and giving you someone to talk to."

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #541 on: February 20, 2012, 06:45:06 pm »
I haven't been able to do laundry for the past few days because my family's been using the washing machine almost constantly. Now, we're out of detergent and can't afford more. I'm basically out of clothes; not quite but close.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #542 on: February 20, 2012, 11:26:22 pm »
Apple product worshippers...I posted a pic of my new computer that I'm getting on FB, and both my brother-in-law &  one of my uncles commented"Why aren't you getting a Mac?? You shoud get a Mac." This is funny, given it was my sister that picked the computer out. Hey, brother in law, you have a problem?? Take it up with your wife, who suggested the computer to me.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #543 on: February 20, 2012, 11:56:00 pm »
Macs are computers.  PCs are computers.  Outside of that, I don't give a crap.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #544 on: February 21, 2012, 12:09:44 am »
It doesn't make difference to me what brand the computer is as long as it works.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #545 on: February 21, 2012, 12:27:04 am »
Apple product worshippers...I posted a pic of my new computer that I'm getting on FB, and both my brother-in-law &  one of my uncles commented"Why aren't you getting a Mac?? You shoud get a Mac." This is funny, given it was my sister that picked the computer out. Hey, brother in law, you have a problem?? Take it up with your wife, who suggested the computer to me.
I have the opposite problem, where I talk about my mac, I get told I'm brainwashed or some shit. We really need to start a "who gives the fuck what computer I have?" club...  >:(

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #546 on: February 21, 2012, 12:45:30 am »
Apparently my moving to Wichita this summer negates my opinion to any and all ideas because I'm "abandoning everyone". Apparently moving to a city two fucking hours away is the same as running off to Bumfuck... Alaska without any preparation.

Also, I guess it is forbidden for me to have a fucking bad day. Despite all the shit I work hard to push people through, if I so much as frown for a minute, I'm being a whiny little bitch. God forbid I be a fucking human for 5 minutes and get sad over getting pretty much abandoned.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #547 on: February 21, 2012, 12:47:40 am »
Taco Bell closed just as I got there. /whitewhine

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #548 on: February 21, 2012, 09:39:39 am »
Taco Bell closed just as I got there. /whitewhine
Shouldn't this go in the 'Did anything good happen today?' thread?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #549 on: February 21, 2012, 10:19:20 am »
Taco Bell closed just as I got there. /whitewhine
Shouldn't this go in the 'Did anything good happen today?' thread?

Considering I was craving tacos and there was nothing remotely taco like in the house and Taco Bell has taco-like things... :P I specifically left the house for Taco Bell. lol

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #550 on: February 21, 2012, 01:52:34 pm »
When we get enough snow and ice to make cleaning off my car a real bitch, but not enough to cancel classes. Because fuck commuters, let's cater to only the folks in dorms.

Also adding to this because I'm annoyed today -- people who have to prance around and tell everyone, "I'm in this field. Hey. HEY! I'm a [insert profession]. Not many people do it, so I guess I'm totally 100% awesome because I have the brain power for it, unlike you. But it's cool though, I'll still talk to you, because I need to feed my ego every five minutes or I'll curl up into a ball after realizing how worthless I really am. I'm not being an arrogant dick or attention whoring or anything, I'm just doing you a favor by educating you and giving you someone to talk to."

Meet somebody we know accidentally on the street?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #551 on: February 21, 2012, 02:21:42 pm »
Nevermind. :P

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #552 on: February 21, 2012, 02:35:10 pm »
Conservative xtian "debate" tactics in online religious debate forums.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #553 on: February 21, 2012, 03:00:26 pm »
When parents say "why don't you go into the medical profession? It always have job opportunities".
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #554 on: February 21, 2012, 04:31:47 pm »
My knees. You used to only be stiff and achy after I ran. But now you gotta be all achy and throbby as I run, screw you.