Mens under arm sweat relaxes women

[CaseAgainstFaith]

The scent of a good man may be music to a woman's nose. Researchers say the odorless pheromones found in male perspiration can have a dramatic effect on both a woman's mind and body. A new study found exposure to male pheromones can boost a woman's mood and stimulate the release of a hormone that regulates the menstrual cycle.

In the study, researchers applied extracts of underarm secretions from male volunteers to the upper lips of 18 women between the ages of 25 and 45. None of the women knew that male sweat had been applied to their lips, and some thought they were involved in a study of alcohol or perfume or even lemon floor wax. The women then rated their moods over six hours of exposure; they consistently reported feeling less tension and more relaxed.

Each of the women received three applications of the underarm extract during the six-hour evaluation period, followed by three doses of exposure to ethanol (alcohol) over another six-hour period.

http://www.webmd.com/balance/news/20030319/mens-sweat-may-soothe-womans-soul

tl;dr - Men's under arm sweat put on women's lips make them relax and regulate menstrual cycle.


So do we have any volunteer couples to give this a try FOR SCIENCE? 

[Vypernight]

You can have it.  i'm grossed out by my own sweat.  Then again, I'm grossed out by the male anatomy (including my own) and everything included with it.  I swear if I come back as a woman in my next life, I better be a lesbian!

[Old Viking]

I don't see this as being useful at crowded parties.

[Cataclysm]

You can have it.  i'm grossed out by my own sweat.  Then again, I'm grossed out by the male anatomy (including my own) and everything included with it.  I swear if I come back as a woman in my next life, I better be a lesbian!

You can become a lesbian in this life.

[Art Vandelay]

I guess next time a female complains of irregular periods, I'll just shove her face into my armpit. She'll thank me for it later.

[Sylvana]

It has been well know that the pheromone secretions of either sex affect each other. Of course given that the majority of pheromones are released through sweat this all makes perfect sense. After all we are basically evolved to seek out and procreate, having pheromones that encourage that between both sexes is expected.

[Vypernight]

You can have it.  i'm grossed out by my own sweat.  Then again, I'm grossed out by the male anatomy (including my own) and everything included with it.  I swear if I come back as a woman in my next life, I better be a lesbian!

You can become a lesbian in this life.

Too expensive, and I think I'd make a very ugly woman.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

I guess next time a female complains of irregular periods, I'll just shove her face into my armpit. She'll thank me for it later.

Captain Pit Stain to the rescue.

[Osama bin Bambi]

Someone should send this to a PUA. Maybe they'll start shoving their armpits in everyone's faces and then they'll realize what dicks they are.

[Cataclysm]

You can have it.  i'm grossed out by my own sweat.  Then again, I'm grossed out by the male anatomy (including my own) and everything included with it.  I swear if I come back as a woman in my next life, I better be a lesbian!

You can become a lesbian in this life.

Too expensive, and I think I'd make a very ugly woman.

That just means you're ugly now, so it can't hurt.

[Nightangel8212]

Well, I heard a few years ago about someone making perfume entirely out of human sweat, so this doesn't really surprise me... Not about to go out and buy the product though. I'll smell my own man and see how that works for me

[Osama bin Bambi]

I can tell when the guys at my school have just come back from gym class. They smell... and it's really rank. Kids, don't use this as an excuse to not use basic hygiene. Or at the very least, use a deodorant that isn't AXE.