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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #60 on: August 13, 2014, 11:30:00 am »
Just to be pedantic...and in case anyone still doesn't know...Catherine the Great did not really fuck a horse.

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #61 on: October 05, 2014, 11:53:58 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysBYoYQlXnk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysBYoYQlXnk</a>

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #62 on: October 05, 2014, 10:24:03 pm »
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/12/arizona-republicans-horse-is-excited-about-his-run-for-congress-really-excited/

The american Catherine the Great, everyone!

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Horses "unfurl" when they pee. When they are excited by a mare, their wangs move around, mostly pointing upwards. The horse in the political candidate's flyer photo is pissin'. Also, he's probably gelded.
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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #63 on: October 05, 2014, 10:52:39 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysBYoYQlXnk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysBYoYQlXnk</a>

Congratulations, Wheatley!  You're no longer the dumbest moron who ever lived!

As someone who is unable to watch videos right now, mind summing it up for me?

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #64 on: October 05, 2014, 11:14:18 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysBYoYQlXnk" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysBYoYQlXnk</a>

Congratulations, Wheatley!  You're no longer the dumbest moron who ever lived!

As someone who is unable to watch videos right now, mind summing it up for me?

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #65 on: December 22, 2014, 09:54:03 pm »
If you have a hour of your life to waste, you can watch...somebody...in a Gumby suit reading Thomas the Tank Engine Books.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHYCFnkoJ8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHYCFnkoJ8</a>

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #66 on: December 23, 2014, 02:27:43 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rDhgQKeaHs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rDhgQKeaHs</a>



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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #67 on: December 31, 2014, 08:31:22 am »
http://www.amazon.com/Empress-Theresa-Norman-Boutin/dp/1495450422


http://www.empresstheresa.com/


So, some guy works on a novel since 1974 and this is what he shits out.

That cover art, goddamn.

That writing, goddamn.

That ego, goddamn.
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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #68 on: December 31, 2014, 08:54:52 am »
[plain]Holy shit, it's like Time Cube reborn.[/plain]

[plain]The author takes to the comments to fight with a reviewer.[/plain]


So, some guy works on a novel since 1974 and this is what he shits out.

That cover art, goddamn.

That writing, goddamn.

That ego, goddamn.

You links seem to be broken.

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #69 on: December 31, 2014, 12:35:55 pm »
http://www.amazon.com/Empress-Theresa-Norman-Boutin/dp/1495450422


http://www.empresstheresa.com/


So, some guy works on a novel since 1974 and this is what he shits out.

That cover art, goddamn.

That writing, goddamn.

That ego, goddamn.


Hmmn... Seems like it's the author's goal to make the main character as uninteresting as possible. 

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #70 on: December 31, 2014, 12:47:31 pm »
The cover art looks even worse than if I'd made it.  How's that even possible??

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #71 on: January 02, 2015, 05:59:27 pm »
http://www.amazon.com/Empress-Theresa-Norman-Boutin/dp/1495450422


http://www.empresstheresa.com/


So, some guy works on a novel since 1974 and this is what he shits out.

That cover art, goddamn.

That writing, goddamn.

That ego, goddamn.


To promote his book and for a "critique"(read: rave reviews and accolades) the author, Norman Boutin, actually went on a Jewish forum and posted an excerpt from his book where Theresa, her husband Steve, and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Scherzer devise a plan to evacuate the Jews out of Israel.

General plot from the excerpt here:
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The replies are as expected:
http://www.hashkafah.com/index.php?/topic/71924-empress-theresa-helps-israel-evacuate/

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #72 on: January 21, 2015, 08:42:41 am »


This is Peter Coffin, who in my opinion is one of the many lolcows either side of Gamergate's been feeding me. Not at all bad, right? Perfectly normal white, middle class american. Most likely great with kids.

Then we transition from lolcow to Nick Bate-esque horrorcow. Oh god, do we transition!



This plastic thing, terribly redolent of the shape of man, is his alleged wife. Those hideous plastic eyes contain some terrible, terrible reminder of the fact of life: You are easily replaced! Something about it just looks off.
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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #73 on: January 21, 2015, 10:53:50 am »
......THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKING IDIOT?!

Ironbite-she looks like a normal woman.  Fuck.

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #74 on: January 21, 2015, 01:18:25 pm »


This is Peter Coffin, who in my opinion is one of the many lolcows either side of Gamergate's been feeding me. Not at all bad, right? Perfectly normal white, middle class american. Most likely great with kids.

Then we transition from lolcow to Nick Bate-esque horrorcow. Oh god, do we transition!



This plastic thing, terribly redolent of the shape of man, is his alleged wife. Those hideous plastic eyes contain some terrible, terrible reminder of the fact of life: You are easily replaced! Something about it just looks off.

You obsess over the weirdest things. Seriously.
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