This is Peter Coffin, who in my opinion is one of the many lolcows either side of Gamergate's been feeding me. Not at all bad, right? Perfectly normal white, middle class american. Most likely great with kids.
Then we transition from lolcow to Nick Bate-esque horrorcow. Oh god, do we transition!
This
plastic thing, terribly redolent of the shape of man, is his alleged wife. Those hideous plastic eyes contain some terrible, terrible reminder of the fact of life: You are easily replaced! Something about it just looks off.