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Offline Alehksunos

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #45 on: May 26, 2014, 02:25:44 am »
He reminds me of a goth version of Ray Sipe, a guy nobody here has heard of.

The people I know who has heard of this guy I just mentioned still wish him the best of health, even when his videos of how trendy he is for a fairly old guy are humorous in a surreal fashion.

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #46 on: May 26, 2014, 06:53:43 am »
Isn't he the same guy from that "emo dad" meme from around 2007 or so?

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #47 on: June 28, 2014, 02:18:16 am »
Since I love posting about some of the dumbest things ever (and also stupidly glib people doing stupidly glib things) and I am sad that there aren't more posts here since May.

You know how so many games have their own Special Editions and box-sets, etc., several of them with knick-knacks, either neat or crappy? Here is this Special Edition of a huge let-down of a game: Sorcery Saga was going to be another Madou Monogatari game (and the first non-Puyo Puyo game in over a decade). Problem? The game is headed by Compile Hearts, an off-shoot of the Compile (RIP), whom their games had terrible reception. Sega owns virtually the entire Madou Monogatari/Puyo Puyo IP and they don't feel like authoring another game of the former. So instead, it's a bastardization with Fushigi no Dungeon (think: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon and Torneko no Daibōken: Fushigi no Dungeon/Taloon's Quest, which I recently shared) gameplay (which is based on Hack/Rogue) and expies of existing characters.

This game has what I think is the dumbest Special Edition of any game out there (the crappy Cracker-Jack toy Handyman from BioShock Infinite's Special Edition has nothing on these).



That's right. Baby feeding stuff, from a 'Teen' rated game.

And then:

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Oh my god.

(Special thanks to the Puyo Nexus for being a cool fan (and sometimes creepy) community and for sharing this.)
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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #48 on: June 29, 2014, 03:06:55 am »
That neckbeard's expression will haunt me to my dying day.
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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #49 on: June 30, 2014, 07:11:30 pm »


This picture is just wrong in many ways.  Where is the statistic from?  I don't see it from the U.S..

Does anyone know?

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #50 on: June 30, 2014, 07:18:56 pm »


This picture is just wrong in many ways.  Where is the statistic from?  I don't see it from the U.S..

Does anyone know?
It probably came out of that idiot's ass.

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #51 on: June 30, 2014, 08:22:59 pm »


This picture is just wrong in many ways.  Where is the statistic from?  I don't see it from the U.S..

Does anyone know?
It probably came out of that idiot's ass.

Well, I was looking for another place than that for a citation.  It's good to know I wasn't the only one suspecting that.

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #52 on: June 30, 2014, 08:56:32 pm »
Screamo isn't even a genre of music; it's just a stupid, catch-all term for loud music with harsh vocals, as if all music with harsh vocals sounds the same. Emo has gone under so many definition changes that it means whatever the fuck the person using it wants it to mean. Punk is such a broad label that you're gonna have to be more specific.

And that thing about suicide rates decreasing 87% because of screamo/punk/emo is just as ridiculous as those evangelicals claiming metal increased suicide rates by 300% in the 80's and 90's.

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #53 on: August 09, 2014, 04:02:02 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQhjJ0BLxT0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQhjJ0BLxT0</a>

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #54 on: August 09, 2014, 04:43:42 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQhjJ0BLxT0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQhjJ0BLxT0</a>

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #55 on: August 09, 2014, 05:06:56 pm »


...

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #56 on: August 11, 2014, 01:16:40 am »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsV5ymHCNww" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsV5ymHCNww</a>

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #57 on: August 11, 2014, 01:55:55 am »


Thing is, even if that stat is true (which it almost certainly isn't) that doesn't mean the music isn't shit.  It has nothing to do with the quality of the music itself, it's kind of a non-sequitur.  I think this person might have invented a new logical fallacy, the "argument from suicide reduction".  Which is kind of impressive I guess, but not in a good way.

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #58 on: August 11, 2014, 05:13:26 am »
...Sammy singlehandedly convinced me of demonic possession. No human could create those noises. So I put on my best bath robe in absence of a habit and got an old priest.

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Re: Gallery of Cringe
« Reply #59 on: August 12, 2014, 08:04:07 pm »
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