...you do not understand how seducing people, romantic liaisons, meet ups, hook ups, or anything of the sort work.
It doesn't involve showing up at her house, Jacob you utter moron.
Just...wow.
Unless you're Art. Then you can just whip it out.
It's not quite that simple. You see, in order to properly seduce someone who is currently within their private domicile, there are a series of steps that I personally find works wonders for me. First, curl one out in the mailbox (though that really goes without saying), then strip completely naked, cover oneself with baby oil and body glitter, stick a carrot halfway up one's anus, just for decoration, and finally dive straight through the living room window and start doing the helicopter on the couch. Keep it up for as long as it takes to win her affections. If done right, many sexual liaisons will ensue.