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Rubbish => Preaching and Worship => Topic started by: Jacob Harrison on August 13, 2018, 02:12:01 pm
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Remember how I said that I made a mistake in the most recent animation forcing me to delete it? Well today, my parallel self from a parallel universe who used a wand and merged our parallel selves into one causing me to have memories from the parallel universe. In the parallel universe the rightful heir to the English throne Pierre Naquet became King of England, the United States, and Holy Roman Emperor after defeating the European nations resisting the US invasion of England ruling a vast Empire spanning England, Ireland, Continental Europe, the United States, Turkey, the Levant, the Arabian Peninsula, and Israel. Things were going great until...
The King got cuckolded
Then as you know, it caused the fall of his Empire, the rise of the Fourth Reich, and the Second Holocaust which lasted until the Fourth Reich was overthrown. Extramarital sex causes disasters like this to happen folks. Art Vandelay thinks that it means that the monarchical form of government is shitty if it can fall over a cuckold incident but it is just as likely to happen in a Republic because a cuckold can create a political scandal that can discredit politicians causing political rivalries that can cause the rise of a radical extremist group and drive a country into civil war.
So I will work on a new animation documenting what happened in the parallel universe.
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Well then, perhaps you have some examples of democracies going tits up over one guy getting cucked. Hell, it doesn't even have to be the head of state. Any elected representative will do.
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Well then, perhaps you have some exaples of democracies going tits up over one guy getting cucked. Hell, it doesn't even have to be the head of state. Any elected representative will do.
Well I don’t have examples of monarchies falling over a guy getting cucked except for Camelot and the Empire in the parallel universe. It is a rare occurance, and I don’t think that a monarchy increases the likeliness of a government falling over a cuckold incident.
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...used a wand....cuckolded...
Oh relax kid, niam was taking the piss when he was going on about your second cousin.
Or was he?
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Well then, perhaps you have some exaples of democracies going tits up over one guy getting cucked. Hell, it doesn't even have to be the head of state. Any elected representative will do.
Well I don’t have examples of monarchies falling over a guy getting cucked except for Camelot and the Empire in the parallel universe. It is a rare occurance, and I don’t think that a monarchy increases the likeliness of a government falling over a cuckold incident.
In other words, no.
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Well then, perhaps you have some exaples of democracies going tits up over one guy getting cucked. Hell, it doesn't even have to be the head of state. Any elected representative will do.
Well I don’t have examples of monarchies falling over a guy getting cucked except for Camelot and the Empire in the parallel universe. It is a rare occurance, and I don’t think that a monarchy increases the likeliness of a government falling over a cuckold incident.
In other words, no.
But do you have examples of monarchies other than the ones I mentioned that fell over a cuckold? You don’t proving what I said that it is a very rare occurance and the form of government does not have any effect on the nations stability after a cuckold.
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You're the one saying extra marital sex is bad because it destroys kingdoms, not me. Furthermore, you said democracies are just as susceptable to collapse via cucking. It's on you to prove both of those claims, not me.
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You're the one saying extra marital sex is bad because it destroys kingdoms, not me. Furthermore, you said democracies are just as susceptable to collapse via cucking. It's on you to prove both of those claims, not me.
My evidence for the claim is that it is extremely rare and has only been documented in the parallel universe not in this universe, in either monarchies or Republics showing that both are just as susceptible.
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So now you're saying extra-marital sex is no biggie, at least not outside your fantasy world, yes?
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So now you're saying extra-marital sex is no biggie, at least not outside your fantasy world, yes?
It still is a big deal because it still causes other smaller problems, such as ruining relations between spouses, divorce etc. If it involves politicians it can create political scandals. And there is a slight risk of it causing something extremelike in the parallel universe. It also leads to damnation.
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But your original reasoning of it being a threat to national governments is, by your own admission, bullshit, no?
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But your original reasoning of it being a threat to national governments is, by your own admission, bullshit, no?
No because of the slight risk that it could happen as shown in the parallel universe,
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But your original reasoning of it being a threat to national governments is, by your own admission, bullshit, no?
No because of the slight risk that it could happen as shown in the parallel universe,
Yeah, like I said, bullshit.
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The animation technology I use is broken so I will have to resort to writing about the parallel universe on Jacob Harrison wiki. I will post the link to it when I am done.
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Jacob is there a way for you to permanently disappear into your parallel Catholic feudal dystopia? Perhaps if you were flexible enough to put that choirboy head up your holy of holies?
We'll call it a wormhole!
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Jacob is there a way for you to permanently disappear into your parallel Catholic feudal dystopia? Perhaps if you were flexible enough to put that choirboy head up your holy of holies?
We'll call it a wormhole!
Well as I said, in the parallel universe, the Kingdom fell over the cuckold incident so since the English monarchist legitimist cause failed in the parallel universe, I am promoting it in this universe.
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There was an extramarital affair in your head so you'll annoy us forever?
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You know what, I have the perfect solution. Just find a guy who is into cuckolding to be king. That way, whenever the queen gets frisky with another fella, he'll just quietly jerk off in the corner while they do it, and the kingdom itself will stay rock solid instead of collapsing into an anarchic mess.
Now, I know what you're going to say next. Succession laws are holy and must be abided by at all costs or some such. Well, in practice, anyone with a halfway justifiable claim to the throne and a few thousand guys with swords ("I have more guys with swords than the other guy" is itself very much an acceptable claim) can have a crack at seizing the throne. Not to mention, with the consent of a majority of the most powerful vassals, succession laws can be changed, just like any other law. So, I say we find some poor, spineless bastard with a small penis, give him a bunch of guys with swords and have him take the throne. Then he can change the law to say that any heir who is not turned on by his wife being reamed by another guy (preferrably a black guy with a much bigger doodle than the husband (not that that's a difficult bar to clear)) is immediately disqualified from the line of succession without question.
There you go. You'll have a kingdom that can stand the test of time, or at the very least the test of Jerome, Leroy and Tyrell running a train on the queen. This, by Jacob's own admission is something that his kingdom cannot endure without collapse, meaning this particular design is objectively stronger, more stable and is all around a superiour government to yours.
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Why should he be quiet about it? Plenty of fellas have a cuckold kink who'd be perfectly happy to jerk off right next to and in full view of the action. You could have a terrifying hardass who dishes out medieval tortures to any chamberlain of the boudoir who can't consistently satisfy their insatiable wife.
"Verily varlet is she dost not peak in multiples thy issue will be feasted upon by the royal chihuahuas till nought is left but a bloody stump. I await her majesties glowing report. Get licken'!"
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Hell, he could make it a part of the yearly tournament. Jousting, archery, melee and porking the queen. Glory and a prize of one thousand ducats to the winner.
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Get all the lords and ladies of the court for a Melee Porkin', that'll keep the peasants happy!