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Re: Spending money on war vs healthcare
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2013, 05:04:32 am »
What are we supposed to do if there are no wars?  Just sit around and be nice to one another?
Masturbate?

It's just crazy enough to work.  Draw up some blueprints so we can get this thing started.
YES! We should all totally start masturbating. Unite the world in peace! Masturbate together!

Wait...

Wait...

What if...

Guys...

What if there is a way...

Hear me out, I just had this crazy idea...

What if instead of just pleasuring ourselves we could... What's the word, let me check... Copulate?
So what you're saying is "Make love, not war"


We should totally start a movement to support this idea. Maybe let our hair grow wild and wear some flowers in it as well.

(But let's not get so excited about this that we stop showering. That might cause some problems with the "make love" portion of our agenda.)
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Re: Spending money on war vs healthcare
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Re: Spending money on war vs healthcare
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2013, 04:40:45 pm »
How about masturbate and copulate?  Not in rapid succession, of course.  In my instance, not in the same month.
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Re: Spending money on war vs healthcare
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2013, 05:09:45 am »
What if you're not very sexual and don't want to copulate?  Can I still be a hippie?

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Re: Spending money on war vs healthcare
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2013, 05:27:43 am »
What if you're not very sexual and don't want to copulate?  Can I still be a hippie?

Only if you smoke copious amounts of weed.
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Re: Spending money on war vs healthcare
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2013, 05:33:00 am »
What if you're not very sexual and don't want to copulate?  Can I still be a hippie?

Only if you smoke copious amounts of weed.

And stop showering.
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Re: Spending money on war vs healthcare
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2013, 06:26:34 am »
Oh... well... I can't drag any smoke into my lungs without coughing like crazy, and I kinda like to be clean so...   Never mind.

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Re: Spending money on war vs healthcare
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2013, 06:43:16 am »
I guess they're afraid he'll Hulk out.
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Re: Spending money on war vs healthcare
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2013, 07:09:01 am »
What if you're not very sexual and don't want to copulate?  Can I still be a hippie?

Only if you smoke copious amounts of weed.

And stop showering.
Oy! I thought I specifically mentioned that we should still continue showering and other means of personal hygiene.

I for one will not be participating in a wild hedonic orgy with someone who stinks.
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Re: Spending money on war vs healthcare
« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2013, 08:17:26 am »
And thus, we face our first great schism. I propose we name the factions "stinkers" and "wetties".
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Re: Spending money on war vs healthcare
« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2013, 12:35:01 pm »
Smoke triggers asthma like reactions for me.

Can I just be that dude that constantly stays up late and so manages to achieve an altered state of mind from lack of sleep?
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Re: Spending money on war vs healthcare
« Reply #26 on: July 12, 2013, 12:56:26 pm »
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