Just goes to show, Scotty. You should quit while you're a head of a major religion.
People keep telling me these puns will soon Peter out, but I don't believe them!
Apparently his resignation made a lot of people angry, in fact you could say they were incensed!
Don't worry, the new guy will soon Pope up!
There's talk that he may return, but I think it's a load of bull!
Thank you, I'm here all week!