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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #300 on: October 26, 2015, 02:08:57 pm »
"why'd you frag the doorman?!"

"because edward pissed me off!"
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #301 on: October 29, 2015, 04:19:34 pm »
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #302 on: October 29, 2015, 05:29:57 pm »
You ARE having that pasta's child, you total slut.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #303 on: October 29, 2015, 06:16:19 pm »
Se habla Español.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #304 on: October 29, 2015, 07:21:04 pm »
Dave, I've never seen so many breasts in my life.
Excuse me, sir, do you have a minute to talk about your lord and savior, Hannibal Barca?

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Religion is regarded by the common man as true, by the wise man as false, and by the powerful man as useful
Yeah, if the pagans are so smart, why did Jesus invade Pagan-land on the back of a dragon and kill them all!

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #305 on: October 29, 2015, 07:39:32 pm »
And that, my friends, is how I wrestled a baby elephant.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #306 on: October 30, 2015, 12:33:53 am »
If I have to fight these fucking not-zombie fucksticks one more fucking time I'm going to throw my fucking xbox out the window.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #307 on: October 30, 2015, 09:24:53 pm »
seriously, a language that can use four umlauts in a single word is bound to be able to summon cthulu or something.
Excuse me, sir, do you have a minute to talk about your lord and savior, Hannibal Barca?

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Religion is regarded by the common man as true, by the wise man as false, and by the powerful man as useful
Yeah, if the pagans are so smart, why did Jesus invade Pagan-land on the back of a dragon and kill them all!

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #308 on: October 30, 2015, 09:46:59 pm »
"how the hell did i manage to pull off a hysterectomy with a shotgun when i shot that man in the face?!"
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #309 on: November 03, 2015, 12:14:26 am »
Try getting hard, then stabbing your dick with a needle and see how hard you are after.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #310 on: November 15, 2015, 10:11:58 am »
Fun fact: if you have access to fast food and smart phones, you can't experience misogyny.

Whenever I feel insecure about my writing, I just think about how every character in renowned works of fiction is just someone's OC too. That and the fact that Twilight got published.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #311 on: November 22, 2015, 04:20:17 pm »
Well I'm sure as hell ain't going to stick my dick in a cold dish of gravy, I got enough worries on my plate without adding shrinkage to the list.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #312 on: November 22, 2015, 08:11:39 pm »
So we locked a child actor in a soundproof box while porn stars noisily fucked just outside.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #313 on: November 24, 2015, 03:51:06 pm »
djent. the dubstep of metal.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #314 on: November 26, 2015, 12:52:00 am »
So, the angry girl who’s name I can’t remember in Parks and Rec drove a riding lawnmower through a Nordstrum?
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