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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #765 on: March 18, 2012, 06:14:50 pm »
What if it's a particular kind of lotion?

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As long as it's from a SO and not a relative, I'd be spiffy.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #766 on: March 18, 2012, 11:21:22 pm »
Clusterfuck day.  Woke up to mom saying I needed to come out and help unload some rather literal crap that one of her friends brought down (she uses it for gardening).  So, I grudgingly got dressed, and got to work, unloaded a few sacks, and went to get a shovel because a majority of it was in a tarp, and it was far too heavy to just drag off the trailer.  So, I'm walking back with the shovel, and I hear a really quick, loud "BZZZZZZZZ," and, lo and behold, I have a searing fucking pain just off my left eye, toward my nose.  According to Ka, a "big, black bug" just kinda...rammed right into my face.  Had I not had my glasses on, it would've hit me right in the eye.

So, they took me inside, made a cold compress out of a clean rag and ice, and dosed me up to the eyeballs with antihistamines.  Dad decided it'd be a good idea for me to go to the hospital, just in case, soooo...he, Ka, and I drove down there and got seated in the ER.  And waited.  And waited.  The place was fucking packed to the gills with people, and my pain had actually subsided a fair bit, so we just went home without seeing the guy; if it were something like anaphylactic shock, I likely wouldn't even be posting this.  Soooo...we got some food on the way home, I ate some and passed out in a drug-induced stupor.

I'm still tired from all this, but I couldn't sleep, even if I wanted to.

Cluster.  Fuck.  Day.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #767 on: March 18, 2012, 11:31:34 pm »
Coulda been a dung beetle.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #768 on: March 18, 2012, 11:41:14 pm »
The fact that it takes me an hour and a half to get to uni, and that my only class today went for 15 minutes.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #769 on: March 19, 2012, 03:20:47 pm »
People who don't flush the toilet after using it. Especially when they leave a shit in the toilet and throw paper towels in the toilet making someone else have to fish out the paper towels so that the toilet doesn't clog when it's flushed.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #770 on: March 19, 2012, 03:43:28 pm »
That's fucking disgusting. I've always wondered how people can do that. Did you just forget to flush it? Are you that goddamn inconsiderate? Do you enjoy the thought of other people having to look at your shit?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #771 on: March 19, 2012, 03:59:47 pm »
Fuck if I know, but someone at work does it pretty often. Wish I knew who it was.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #772 on: March 19, 2012, 10:18:26 pm »
My dad is an asshole and I'm pissed because everyone is kung-fu fighting right now
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #773 on: March 19, 2012, 11:15:50 pm »
Fuck if I know, but someone at work does it pretty often. Wish I knew who it was.
Someone at my work has does this more than once too.  If I knew who it was I'd report them.  >:(

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #774 on: March 20, 2012, 11:28:04 am »
My class's site is being painfully motherfucking slow today, to the point where I've been trying to access study material for half an hour now.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #775 on: March 20, 2012, 01:57:04 pm »
When the water company shuts off your water on accident because they mixed up your new house with your old house... Gee, thanks guys. Not like I didn't have to do things with my bathroom's faucets or anything.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #776 on: March 20, 2012, 05:34:52 pm »
I just found a couple ants crawling around on the kitchen counter. Looks like I need to get traps T_T
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #777 on: March 20, 2012, 09:39:05 pm »
The USB port isn't working!  >:(
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #778 on: March 20, 2012, 10:19:44 pm »
The USB port isn't working!  >:(

That sucks.  I had all 3 USB ports on my laptop die a while ago.  Luckily that was when it was still under warranty.  I'd be screwed if it happened again.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #779 on: March 21, 2012, 08:10:51 pm »
Whenever I put on this pretty brass ring I have, it leaves an ugly green stain when I take it off and it takes forever for it to go away.
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