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I'm giving up swearing for Lent again
« on: February 23, 2012, 01:00:53 pm »
Because who here missed my swearing on snickerdoodles?

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Re: I'm giving up swearing for Lent again
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2012, 01:12:41 pm »
Oh that's right. Yesterday was Ash Wednesday.
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Re: I'm giving up swearing for Lent again
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2012, 01:51:51 pm »
Because who here missed my swearing on snickerdoodles?

Didn't we say you should keep that type of swearin' all year? ;)

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Re: I'm giving up swearing for Lent again
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2012, 02:37:11 pm »
Fuck.
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Re: I'm giving up swearing for Lent again
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2012, 03:35:16 pm »
I'm swearing more for Lent. Jesus Christ fucking Mary on a shitstick.
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Re: I'm giving up swearing for Lent again
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2012, 03:44:50 pm »
Oh that's right. Yesterday was Ash Wednesday.
So that's why people had dirty marks on their foreheads...

Or is it some stupid new fashion trend?
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Re: I'm giving up swearing for Lent again
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2012, 05:16:59 pm »

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Re: I'm giving up swearing for Lent again
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2012, 10:58:22 pm »
largeham: Why not? It worked for Colbert last year. He gave up Catholicism. ;)
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Re: I'm giving up swearing for Lent again
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2012, 11:56:29 pm »
Well that's fucking fantastic.

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Re: I'm giving up swearing for Lent again
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2012, 02:10:38 am »
I'm swearing more for Lent. Jesus Christ fucking Mary on a shitstick.

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Re: I'm giving up swearing for Lent again
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2012, 02:22:53 am »
I'm giving up Lent for Lent. I'm having REAL MEAT on Fridays.

The sacrifice for my immortal soul will harden me up for my inevitable journey into the pits of fire. Thankfully I will be joined by awesome people, so it's all good.  8)

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Re: I'm giving up swearing for Lent again
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2012, 12:12:42 pm »
This seemed relevant.
Her3tik, you have groupies.
Ego: +5

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Re: I'm giving up swearing for Lent again
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2012, 01:22:50 pm »
I give up bear wrestling.
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Re: I'm giving up swearing for Lent again
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2012, 03:56:13 pm »
For Lent, I gave things I lent. Time to face to the truth and realize I ain't getting them back.

(BTW, Buddhist Lent is 3 month long).
« Last Edit: February 24, 2012, 03:59:17 pm by gyeonghwa »
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Re: I'm giving up swearing for Lent again
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2012, 10:16:46 pm »
I'm swearing more for Lent. Jesus Christ fucking Mary on a shitstick.

Never change, Wykked. Never change.

Actually I'm going in to get my personality drastically changed in an experimental surgery next week. Sorry.

But it's for Lent.
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