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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2012, 11:00:15 am »
That is so sad. :(
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2012, 04:06:20 pm »
It had a nice warm ending though.   Plus, he has Charon.  They don't need anyone else.

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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2012, 08:44:56 pm »
Being so distantly separated from the one he loves that she looks just like another star is a warm ending? Charon is all Pluto has, and he seems a bit sycophantic to me.
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2012, 09:16:07 pm »
See,  his love for the sun is unrequited.  Charon however sycophantic he seems, really does love Pluto.  Pluto just doesn't know it for sure.  Charon is just afraid of displeasing Pluto and ruining his chances of a relationship.
Eventually, they'll both come out for each other and have a big planetoid/moon relationship.  Maybe even get married if it's legalised by then.

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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2012, 09:28:27 pm »
What if Charon is a yandere who's intentionally manipulating the other planets so they will ostracize Pluto, therefore letting Charon keep Pluto all for himself?
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2012, 09:35:32 pm »
Why is everyone here such cynics? ;_;

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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2012, 09:57:37 pm »
Actually I don't live in a tub on the streets of Athens.
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2012, 11:28:20 pm »
See,  his love for the sun is unrequited.  Charon however sycophantic he seems, really does love Pluto.  Pluto just doesn't know it for sure.  Charon is just afraid of displeasing Pluto and ruining his chances of a relationship.
Eventually, they'll both come out for each other and have a big planetoid/moon relationship.  Maybe even get married if it's legalised by then.
Uh, nice hypothesis. I suppose it works pretty well depending on the tone with which you read, “I know you exist.” But even with a loving tone, there is nothing to indicate the relationship would be healthy or last. It’s a big ol’ maybe.
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #38 on: January 26, 2012, 01:09:40 am »
Just like any other relationship. :p  Maybe out the wazoo.

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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #39 on: January 26, 2012, 08:00:26 pm »
Actually I don't live in a tub on the streets of Athens.

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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #40 on: January 27, 2012, 06:50:04 am »
Wasn't Paul the one who went from persecuting Christians to persecuting EVERYBODY after falling off his head and nearly cracking his skull open on a rock? 

Shouldn't that be a red flag right there?
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #41 on: January 27, 2012, 02:48:39 pm »
... I thought it was Judas who cracked open his head on a rock... after hanging himself.

Wait... or did he spilleth his innards?

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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #42 on: January 27, 2012, 03:36:30 pm »
I thought he hung himself and then his intestines exploded.
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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #43 on: January 27, 2012, 04:35:17 pm »
I think you're right Wykked.  I just know there was something to do with hanging then  jumping from a high place and guts bursting forth.   Judas Iscariot.  The only man in history to commit suicide twice.

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Re: Make fun of RR thread.
« Reply #44 on: January 27, 2012, 04:37:48 pm »
Wasn't Paul the one who went from persecuting Christians to persecuting EVERYBODY after falling off his head and nearly cracking his skull open on a rock? 

Shouldn't that be a red flag right there?

Yeah, he changed his name and adopted a different personality....

...how has this never raised red flags for Paulians?

Also, love how Judas' death doesn't even warrant a mention in the other two gospels.
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