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Title: Appealing my ban
Post by: JacobSHarrison on November 29, 2018, 05:56:26 pm
First of all I was not promoting antisemitism. I was defending my Church’s actions during the inquisition and in the inquisition Jews were only a secondary target. The Muslim Moors were the prime target. I was explaining the reason why the Jews in Spain were targeted. I was talking about the Jews in Spain during that time period, not the Jewish people as a whole. We know that the Germans were bad in World War II but that does not mean that we are against the German people as a whole.

Second, I said bad things aloud Muslims and did not get banned for it. I suggested barring homosexuals from adopting pets to blackmail them into repenting and stop commiting homosexual behavior. I did not get banned for that? So the enforcement of the rules here is inconsistent so I had no idea at what point does bigotry cross a line on this site.
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: Sigmaleph on December 01, 2018, 08:31:37 am
Highlighting even more reasons you were promoting bigotry is not an effective appeal strategy. I apologise to everyone else for not banning you permanently sooner.

Appeal rejected.
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: ironbite on December 01, 2018, 03:33:10 pm
HAHAHAHAHAH!

Ironbite-oh that was priceless.
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: Skybison on December 02, 2018, 02:21:42 am
"Your Honor, I shouldn't get a life sentence for murder.  Sure I killed that guy, but I also killed a bunch of other people too so you should let me go."

I'm half expecting jacob to try to turn this section into his new blog now...
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: niam2023 on December 02, 2018, 03:25:36 am
I PMed him on reddit with what Lana said, and he was...well...

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Jacob Harrison: I saw that. At first I was angry at her for rejecting me after all I did for her. Then I realized that I can’t be angry because we were both unfairly banned by the tyrant Sigmaleph.


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Jacob Harrison: And I will be avenged someday.


I prodded him a bit more about that and...

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Jacob Harrison: I have a master plan on how I will be avenged. It might happen soon.

I thought that making her a cool character from Parallel Hero with cool powers would make her flattered. But now I learned it didn’t impress her. The good thing is that it taught me what not to do when trying to impress a woman.

Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: niam2023 on December 02, 2018, 03:28:04 am
I mean, dude, you made her into the repugnant monster from a chapter who turns people into zombies, zombified the king the protag had a complicated relationship with purely so as to hurt the protagonist via forcing a fight between the two, and then you thought that'd impress her.
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: ironbite on December 02, 2018, 03:27:51 pm
Can we just...let Jacob go?  This obsession we have with him and Lana is kind of unhealthy.

Ironbite-like seriously.
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: niam2023 on December 02, 2018, 04:21:50 pm
What would do after we let them go?
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: Askold on December 03, 2018, 03:26:57 am
Turn away and slam the door.
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: niam2023 on December 03, 2018, 05:02:37 am
So you're all just happy with the sheer lack of activity on these boards in comparison to the likes of TVTropes and such?

At this point, the greatest activity comes with the addition of an opponent.
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: dpareja on December 03, 2018, 05:52:39 am
So you're all just happy with the sheer lack of activity on these boards in comparison to the likes of TVTropes and such?

At this point, the greatest activity comes with the addition of an opponent.

Don't worry, niam, we'll always have each other.
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: RavynousHunter on December 03, 2018, 02:46:55 pm
I vote that we invite nautical999 back.  At least he was more of an incoherent loon than an out and proud bigot.
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on December 03, 2018, 03:36:46 pm
First of all I was not promoting antisemitism. I was defending my Church’s actions during the inquisition.
This level of cognitive dissonance is amazing.

I suggested barring homosexuals from adopting pets to blackmail them into repenting and stop commiting homosexual behavior. I did not get banned for that? So the enforcement of the rules here is inconsistent so I had no idea at what point does bigotry cross a line on this site.
It's your fault I was speeding officer, you aren't here with your radar gun every day.

Jacob, I was hoping I could make you go away if I ignored you. But apparently I was wrong. So I'm going to be blunt: I don't love you. I don't even like you. I've never made a secret of that. You're a deluded loser who's ugly both inside and out. I'd call you a turkey, but that would be an insult to my Thanksgiving dinner. And your attentions are downright creepy. They make me feel unclean. Now stop trying to make me love you.

Want my advice? Find someone into scat. They're the only ones who might be interested in a piece of shit like you.

Ya mean writing slashfic of a woman er, sexually assaulting someone she doesn't like won't win her over? TIL, still Lana at the very least deserves props for that burn-that was fucking nuclear.

I PMed him on reddit with what Lana said, and he was...well...

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Jacob Harrison: I saw that. At first I was angry at her for rejecting me after all I did for her. Then I realized that I can’t be angry because we were both unfairly banned by the tyrant Sigmaleph.


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Jacob Harrison: And I will be avenged someday.


I prodded him a bit more about that and...

Quote
Jacob Harrison: I have a master plan on how I will be avenged. It might happen soon.

I thought that making her a cool character from Parallel Hero with cool powers would make her flattered. But now I learned it didn’t impress her. The good thing is that it taught me what not to do when trying to impress a woman.
*stares blankly, face expressionless*

*shakes head*

*turns to walk away*
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: ironbite on December 03, 2018, 04:15:19 pm
So you're all just happy with the sheer lack of activity on these boards in comparison to the likes of TVTropes and such?

At this point, the greatest activity comes with the addition of an opponent.

You are aware we're a niche board right?

Ironbite-like seriously niche.
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on December 09, 2018, 05:07:05 am
What a story, Jacob!

[Im doing the think from the room, its the only acknowledgement something so... so Jake Harrison, truly deserves at this point]
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: niam2023 on December 09, 2018, 02:12:19 pm
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Jacob Harrison:
Ok now I think it is time that I will reveal my master plan. I sent Distind a message appealing my ban since he was the head administrator on the forums before Sigmaleph took over. Unfortunetely he hasn’t responded to my message.

...he's really hopelessly stupid.
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: RavynousHunter on December 09, 2018, 03:30:52 pm
... He doesn't understand words, does he?   He's the FORMER admin.  In that he doesn't have any power.
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: Askold on December 09, 2018, 03:42:20 pm
Have you read his rants about how he wants to take over England and put some random woman on the throne because he would have her rape the true king of England? Clearly his understanding of who is the admin of a web page is on the same level as his understanding of how the right of succession of the throne of England goes...
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: niam2023 on December 09, 2018, 05:35:23 pm
YES BUT IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE I AM A STARFISH THAT COULD BE HOW IT WORKS
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on December 10, 2018, 05:38:49 am
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Jacob Harrison:
Ok now I think it is time that I will reveal my master plan. I sent Distind a message appealing my ban since he was the head administrator on the forums before Sigmaleph took over. Unfortunetely he hasn’t responded to my message.

...he's really hopelessly stupid.

Stares...prods it with a really long stick...

...runs away laughing hysterically.
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: RavynousHunter on December 10, 2018, 09:19:16 am
Have you read his rants about how he wants to take over England and put some random woman on the throne because he would have her rape the true king of England? Clearly his understanding of who is the admin of a web page is on the same level as his understanding of how the right of succession of the throne of England goes...

Being totally fair, succession has always been a complete clusterfuck; that's why most societies either don't do it or don't care.  Seriously, the only reason England has a queen is so their songs don't sound so laughably out-of-date.  That, and I guess someone has to own all the swans, evil little bastards that they are.
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: ironbite on December 10, 2018, 03:59:23 pm
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Jacob Harrison:
Ok now I think it is time that I will reveal my master plan. I sent Distind a message appealing my ban since he was the head administrator on the forums before Sigmaleph took over. Unfortunetely he hasn’t responded to my message.

...he's really hopelessly stupid.

Where is this?

Ironbite-I want to poke this.
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: niam2023 on December 10, 2018, 06:27:57 pm
This all happened on Reddit PMs.

He has a post on the fstdt reddit, and you can PM him from there if you so desire.
Title: Re: Appealing my ban
Post by: Kanzenkankaku on December 16, 2018, 03:08:20 am
YES BUT IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE I AM A STARFISH THAT COULD BE HOW IT WORKS

Are you not a starfish in this universe?