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Rubbish => Preaching and Worship => Topic started by: Jacob Harrison on September 07, 2018, 08:38:28 pm

Title: I finally discovered who the actual true heir is.
Post by: Jacob Harrison on September 07, 2018, 08:38:28 pm
I made a mistake when tracing the heirs on geni.com. The actual heir is this guy. http://www.thepeerage.com/p59299.htm#i592981

I was also recently visited by my parallel self from a parallel universe and a wizard merged us into one causing me to have memories from the parallel universe so now I am going to write about what happened in that universe to promote the English monarchist legitimist cause and how the rightful heirs can be restored and to teach a lesson on extramarital sex. It often causes disasters, though it is rare that it causes a Kingdom to fall like it did in the parallel universe. There are probably parallel universes where Republics fell over a cuckold.
Title: Re: I finally discovered who the actual true heir is.
Post by: niam2023 on September 07, 2018, 10:07:47 pm
Less than a day! Wow.

And I think you're just copy pasting the latter part of your posts by now.
Title: Re: I finally discovered who the actual true heir is.
Post by: dpareja on September 07, 2018, 10:16:38 pm
The "actual true heir":

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Title: Re: I finally discovered who the actual true heir is.
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on September 08, 2018, 12:23:17 am
Upcoming, "guize, guize, I have made another mistake-the TROOO heir is a spotted mallard!!!"

Oh for fucks sake, go back to your mastubatory incest fantasies. They have more credibility than this pile of dogs bollocks!