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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2014, 07:25:33 pm »
Well, if you want to rob banks, then all of that stuff above is OK. But for proper supervillainy, it'll take something much better.

It really is a good weapon for supervillains. You use it in the opening and spend the rest of the movie repairing the barrel while the heroes eventually band together to foil your plans.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2014, 04:20:44 pm »
Biggest gun of WWII, M1919MII 16-inch gun, coastal artillery version (bigger than the 16 inch guns on battleships). My dad spent all of WWII waiting for some idiot ship or sub to come challenge these guns. None ever did.



Clearly, whoever designed this had the world's tiniest dick.

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2014, 04:50:42 pm »
Biggest gun of WWII, M1919MII 16-inch gun, coastal artillery version (bigger than the 16 inch guns on battleships). My dad spent all of WWII waiting for some idiot ship or sub to come challenge these guns. None ever did.



Clearly, whoever designed this had the world's tiniest dick.

And god bless him for it.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2014, 12:39:54 am »
I do like old guns and some of them are just fascinating.

LeMat: Cap and Ball revolver with 9 shots in the cylinder and a single shotgun barrel in the middle of the cylinder. It had a lot of firepower compared to the other guns of that time and suprisingly it has gained some fame in movies and games as well.


And things like these are just weird and cool:

"I am going to shoot you in the face and you will be the lucky one since your buddies get hacked to bits with an axe."

And can't forget Howdah pistols:

That's right, that isn't a sawed off shotgun. It is a twin barreled pistol chambered in .577. The name comes from the fact that they were originally used by tiger hunters that were riding on elephants (Howdah is the seat/carriage on top of an elephant.) Those guns were a backup gun in case the tiger decided to be unsporting and try to attack the hunter (Such arrogance, those filthy animals truly have no respect for the laws of God or men.) in self defense and climb up the howdah.

(Those were also used by British officers who didn't trust their revolvers to be powerful enough and I plan to get one for my character ASAP if a certain steampunk rpg gets started.)
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2014, 12:58:28 am »
I do like old guns and some of them are just fascinating.

LeMat: Cap and Ball revolver with 9 shots in the cylinder and a single shotgun barrel in the middle of the cylinder. It had a lot of firepower compared to the other guns of that time and suprisingly it has gained some fame in movies and games as well.


And things like these are just weird and cool:

"I am going to shoot you in the face and you will be the lucky on since your buddies get hacked to bits with an axe."

And can't forget Howdah pistols:

That's right, that isn't a sawed off shotgun. It is a twin barreled pistol chambered in .577. The name comes from the fact that they were originally used by tiger hunters that were riding on elephants (Howdah is the seat/carriage on top of an elephant.) Those guns were a backup gun in case the tiger decided to be unsporting and try to attack the hunter (Such arrogance, those filthy animals truly have no respect for the laws of God or men.) in self defense and climb up the howdah.

(Those were also used by British officers who didn't trust their revolvers to be powerful enough and I plan to get one for my character ASAP if a certain steampunk rpg gets started.)
The axe gun was probably crap but looked cool so people kept using it.

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2014, 01:46:13 am »
The only real problem with the axegun design, as far as I can tell, is that it's difficult to aim with the billhook end in the way. However, if you removed that and left it with a single axehead below the barrel, I don't see anything wrong with it besides maybe some balance issues.

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2014, 08:37:50 am »
I imagine a lot of you guys would like RWBY just for the weapons.

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2014, 10:55:14 am »
Regarding axe guns and sword guns, I've seen examples in museums but I have yet to find any source that indicates they were ever really used in battle, and most I've seen look like they'd make for both a shit sword and a shit gun, so  I suspect they were mostly novelty items.

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2014, 06:25:40 pm »
My fellow Alien nerds behold a fully functional M41A Pulse Rifle.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT90YzPIhVE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT90YzPIhVE</a>

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #24 on: May 13, 2014, 10:49:37 pm »
My fellow Alien nerds behold a fully functional M41A Pulse Rifle.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT90YzPIhVE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT90YzPIhVE</a>

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2014, 11:51:11 pm »
"Fear my .45"

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2014, 12:03:07 am »
Damen...

How could you post that without including Ocelot's speech about Single action army? Have you no sense of humour or decensy?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sny3RfMYMU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sny3RfMYMU</a>
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2014, 12:21:50 am »
Damen...

How could you post that without including Ocelot's speech about Single action army? Have you no sense of humour or decensy?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sny3RfMYMU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sny3RfMYMU</a>

...have you seen my avatar?

I thought it went without saying. :P
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2014, 01:13:33 am »
...have you seen my avatar?

I thought it went without saying. :P

Your avatar IS the reason why not linking that video is such a travesty.
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Aww, you guys rock. :)  I feel the love... and the pitchforks and torches.  Tingly!