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Gun and weapon porn
« on: April 23, 2014, 01:03:24 am »
Post your picture of phallic supplements i mean weapons.
Projectile, bladed, blunt, or otherwise are allowed.


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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2014, 01:51:30 am »




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Re: Gun and weapon porn
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2014, 10:24:34 am »
Maybe this is taking the topic title a little too literally (no, I'm not about to post actual porn):



Also, there's something about women who could probably kick your ass.  Maybe I'm just a bit weird.

Btw, are we including armour in this topic too?  And are fantasy weapons/armour allowed or is it only stuff that actually exists/existed?
« Last Edit: April 23, 2014, 10:26:14 am by Katsuro »

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2014, 10:31:05 am »
Anything that improves ones ability to cause death is allowed.

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2014, 11:38:32 am »
Anything that improves ones ability to cause death is allowed.

I'll take as the go ahead for a free for all.

I've always had a thing for Asian armour and weaponry, particularly Japanese.  If I remember correctly, the guy in the armour in the pic below made it himself:


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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2014, 12:59:26 am »

That looks safe.

That's actually from a whole collection of Chechen homemade guns. The Chechens love them, especially the Borz ("Wolf") submachine gun. SMGs are extremely cheap and easy to make from basic hardware (Google the Luty design if you want free internet instructions), so you can turn out dozens of them in a one-man garage workshop as essentially disposable firepower for guerrillas.

Looking at that rifle, the only recognizable bit is the Mosin-Nagant bolt. I'm guessing it's a bolt-action carbine in 7.62x54mm.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2014, 02:58:28 am »
A 16thC hand mortar.  It's exactly what the name suggests it is (well actually it's more like a grenade launcher but whatever).

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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2014, 08:31:02 am »

That looks safe.

That's actually from a whole collection of Chechen homemade guns. The Chechens love them, especially the Borz ("Wolf") submachine gun. SMGs are extremely cheap and easy to make from basic hardware (Google the Luty design if you want free internet instructions), so you can turn out dozens of them in a one-man garage workshop as essentially disposable firepower for guerrillas.

Looking at that rifle, the only recognizable bit is the Mosin-Nagant bolt. I'm guessing it's a bolt-action carbine in 7.62x54mm.

I looked at Luty's website and his designs look rather interesting. That said, apparently you get arrested for buying his E-book in the UK, according to one story on his site.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2014, 03:31:59 pm »
Well, if you want to rob banks, then all of that stuff above is OK. But for proper supervillainy, it'll take something much better.



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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2014, 04:26:00 pm »
Even the most impressive weaponry has failed to help my bank robbery attempts.  Perhaps I should quit trying it from the drive-through lane.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2014, 08:22:12 pm »
I looked at Luty's website and his designs look rather interesting. That said, apparently you get arrested for buying his E-book in the UK, according to one story on his site.

No need to worry about buying the book. The instructions for the Luty design (plus tons of others) are available for free in any text-based form imaginable on the internet. Except maybe ASCII.

There's even a guy who specializes in airguns that can match firearms in firepower, including compressed air submachine guns.
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Re: Gun and weapon porn
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2014, 06:33:16 pm »
Biggest gun of WWII, M1919MII 16-inch gun, coastal artillery version (bigger than the 16 inch guns on battleships). My dad spent all of WWII waiting for some idiot ship or sub to come challenge these guns. None ever did.

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