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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #855 on: March 29, 2012, 01:20:51 pm »
My itchy, bloodshot eyes. I couldn't even begin to get my contacts in this morning.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #856 on: March 29, 2012, 01:40:02 pm »
I apparently wrenched my hip when I got out of the shower. Now it hurts like you wouldn't believe.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #857 on: March 29, 2012, 03:15:16 pm »
Grouplove's Tongue Tied has been stuck in my head all day. Fuck, I hate that song. Stupid radio playing it like 3 or 4 times a day.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #858 on: March 29, 2012, 08:56:41 pm »
Went to take my pre-employment piss test earlier today...it would've been fine, if it weren't for two things:

1) I was riding with my cousin and Drew.  That's just naturally un-fucking-comfortable.
2) On the way back, they fucking started a verbal bitch-off.

Now, you two wanna fucking argue, I don't give two shits.  I'm well beyond caring about either of you, at this point.  BUT, do not do it while I'm with you, and don't you fucking dare try and use my presence as leverage.  You little motherfuckers are lucky I just went inside when you dropped me off.  I was tempted to take the sledgehammer we have at the front of our house and put it thru your god damned windshield.

Fucking pricks.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #859 on: March 29, 2012, 09:19:46 pm »
When everybody is passing through the ticket gates at the uni station. I'm in the middle of the crowd, I cant move any faster and someone behind me goes "oh my god move faster" and pokes me

Dude, I can't move any faster, but if you poke me again, I sure as hell can move slower. Dont tempt me.

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There are more people in the bronie group than in the LGBT group. This boggles my mind, I'm starting to think the bronies just took the members from the LGBT group and went "you know what, 90 percent of these guys are gay, have at it"
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Most informal polling I've seen have put the gay male percentages around 60%.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #860 on: March 29, 2012, 11:37:37 pm »
Earth Hour. Nothing more than feel-good bullshit that not only implies that reducing CO2 emissions will only require a mild inconvenience on everyone's part during a time when they've generally got nothing better to do, but if anything it actually increases the amount of CO2 produced in practice.

If you ask me, it actually hinders environmentalism rather than helps it.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #861 on: March 30, 2012, 02:50:15 am »
Earth Hour. Nothing more than feel-good bullshit that not only implies that reducing CO2 emissions will only require a mild inconvenience on everyone's part during a time when they've generally got nothing better to do, but if anything it actually increases the amount of CO2 produced in practice.

If you ask me, it actually hinders environmentalism rather than helps it.
But... but... what if we actually have to suffer to repair the monumental damage we won't even admit we did? What kind of heartless person would want us to learn from our mistakes?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #862 on: March 30, 2012, 04:42:02 pm »
People in DDO who won't even deal with you if you haven't TR'ed at least once.  Its like, you can't possibly know what you're doing if you haven't gotten to level 20, and started your character all over by either buying a heart of wood out of the DDO store, or farming your ass off for one in epic missions.

I'm not sure I even -want- to hit level 20...
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #863 on: March 30, 2012, 10:00:04 pm »
When my parents (or other authority figures) lecture me about something as if I'm a small child.

Ummm....I can read you, you know. Very, very well. And I can tell when you're being condescending and cloying to the extreme. So, cut it the fuck out, would you?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #864 on: March 31, 2012, 10:08:26 am »
Something bit my finger and now it's all itchy and inflamed. :(

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #865 on: March 31, 2012, 11:23:56 am »
I have a massive bruise on my calf and no idea where it came from...
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #866 on: March 31, 2012, 11:50:52 am »
Neighbors who leave their fucking Chihuahuas outside and ignore their barks and cries to come back inside all night long.

Did you enjoy your 3:30am visit from the cops, you fucks? Maybe next time you'll get off your ass and open the god damn door when your dogs want to come back inside, huh?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #867 on: March 31, 2012, 11:57:37 am »
I had a job interview and was told they would get back to me by the end of the week. They never got back to me.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #868 on: March 31, 2012, 01:44:56 pm »
Call them?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #869 on: March 31, 2012, 03:06:27 pm »
I will, but they're closed on the weekends.
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