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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #705 on: March 12, 2012, 02:15:05 am »
But that would only be because decent people are in the minority. 

But to be fair to that guy Fraulein Faustus he thought it would reduce his chances of getting to have sex with you if he told you he was already seeing someone else as well.

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« Reply #706 on: March 12, 2012, 02:32:24 am »
And I'm sure he'll have plenty of time to regret those thoughts now that the only person he's having sex with is himself.

(Also, I think Fraulein Gretchen might be more appropriate.)
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« Reply #707 on: March 12, 2012, 04:09:54 am »
I just thought Fraulein Faustus was a close teutonic approximation to mlle antichrist, but the Gretchen thing has me intrigued.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #708 on: March 12, 2012, 05:17:36 am »
It's not fun when your cheek, your foot, and your lower back are suffering from shocking pain...

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« Reply #709 on: March 12, 2012, 05:57:21 am »
I'm tired as fuck but my body won't let me sleep till late.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #710 on: March 12, 2012, 07:38:48 am »
Depression.

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« Reply #711 on: March 12, 2012, 01:48:27 pm »
So I just logged into Twitter and "Obama is a Muslim" is trending. In the year 2012.

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« Reply #712 on: March 12, 2012, 03:16:20 pm »
Keep in mind, some of that has to be sarcasm.
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« Reply #713 on: March 12, 2012, 03:28:25 pm »
Keep in mind, some of that has to be sarcasm.
Definitely. But when you get into the reasons it was trending, it doesn't get any better.

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« Reply #714 on: March 12, 2012, 04:42:47 pm »
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« Reply #715 on: March 12, 2012, 08:35:14 pm »
My school is holding a Kony 2012 assembly. I wrote the principal a letter which, paraphrased, reads, "I am disappointed and angry at whoever decided it was a good idea to jump on the Kony 2012 bandwagon without checking its wheels first."
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« Reply #716 on: March 12, 2012, 09:23:52 pm »
I just thought Fraulein Faustus was a close teutonic approximation to mlle antichrist, but the Gretchen thing has me intrigued.

Just me over-thinking things, and drawing parallels with the Faust story.

I do kind of want to change my name to Fraulein Faustus now, though.
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« Reply #717 on: March 12, 2012, 09:41:01 pm »
Well I suppose Gretchen kind of ends up as Mrs Faust. Which would I guess make you Frau Faust rather than Fraulein

But you should totally become Fraulein Faustus, a devil's bargain for the post-feminist age. Mephistopheles wants the women's souls too.

Oh and you can use rohypnol and duct tape instead of magic powers to seduce your Gretchen (or if you want to play it straight, Greg)
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« Reply #718 on: March 12, 2012, 10:14:08 pm »
I'll become Fraulein Faustus, then. At least, until I get tired of the name.
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« Reply #719 on: March 12, 2012, 10:32:43 pm »
Well I suppose Gretchen kind of ends up as Mrs Faust. Which would I guess make you Frau Faust rather than Fraulein

But you should totally become Fraulein Faustus, a devil's bargain for the post-feminist age. Mephistopheles wants the women's souls too.

Oh and you can use rohypnol and duct tape instead of magic powers to seduce your Gretchen (or if you want to play it straight, Greg)

Does it have to be straight though?