"Hi, I'm [race car driver], and I'd like to talk to you about Viagra. Now, I used to suffer the humiliation of erectile dysfunction..."That's a rather fair representation.
Sorry, I don't know NASCAR drivers.
"You call that a smile line? THESE are smile lines!"(Hehehe... Yeah one of his nicknames is "The Flying Wrinkle"... though I don't call him that myself. He's "The Kid" To me.)
Hi, I'm Mark Mavin, and I'm screwing your wife, LOL.
(Space, the dog in TGR's avatar, may be a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cavalier_King_Charles_Spaniel), but I'm kind of good at IDing dog breeds. Years and years of watching dog shows for fun makes you good at IDing the different breeds.)
Oh god, I think that last paladin ate beans...
MUNDO AGREE WITH AX MAN!
MUNDO AGREE WITH AX MAN!
MUNDO NOT KNOW HOW GAME IS PLAYED
(just teasing ;D)
MUNDO ALWAYS SOLOS DRAGON!
I sure the hell hope nothing smashes that window behind me.(Now that you bought it up, Palpy getting sucked into space, could've been possibly an even more awesome death scene then getting thrown down a reactor shaft.)
"Do I look like a pet Dragon to you?"
Hey! I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!
(I don't know.. it's just her expression and gestures)
Open the doorrr...
...it'sss Mary Poppinsss...
(Sorry. I don't know the source of your avatar to make a proper joke.)
Listen my children and you shall hear
of the driver SpaceProg does revere,
In the NASCAR labeled with number fifty-five;
Hardly another man can drive
As well as Mark Martin, that much is clear
EDIT: I hope that's Mark Martin.
Man, this is very thorny.
Just leave the bottle, Tarkin.
MUNDO STILL THINK MORDEKAISER'S NEW HELMET IS TOO POINTY! MUNDO CLEAVER IT DOWN!
One Alderaan Creamer for Palpatine, coming right up!That sounds delicious.
Oh Shit!! I think I left the oven on again.I need to stop doing this.
Yes, Gnarl, the halflings shall burn. Over and over again.
Yes, Gnarl, the halflings shall burn. Over and over again.
(Okay, I'm giving you Evil points for actually referencing the original source material and also making a delightful joke :D)
I need this coffee before I can start chewing on the scenery....LOL
(Why do I always end up with this avatar?)It's the will of the force...
Ugh. I have to drink this nutritional brown shit again.
"YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT TATTOO CLUB!"You got a +1 for that.
No you can not shoot me out of a cannon at a ship. (also didn't you already say that?)
Ok and with a few more words I'll have my masterpiece finished. And I shall call it....Twilight done Right.
Ok and with a few more words I'll have my masterpiece finished. And I shall call it....Twilight done Right.
(Only if it involved Edward and Jacob abandoning the codependency-complexed girl and riding off into the moonrise with each other, that's the only way the series could be improved. That and something other than diamond-skin happening to Edward whenever he hit sunlight. Like say he got violently sick.)
Does this armour make me look husky??
Coffee cannot banish from my mind what i saw tha Jawa( am I spelling that right) did to that Wookie.You spelled Jawa correctly.
Being a vegan is too main stream, I'm a pescatarian.
I am know by many names Pan, Diablo, Lucifer but you may call me simply tree spirit. (This is from a book I am working on word for word.)
Pardon me, I'm practicing my funny faces for my big battle scene in the third prequel.You know, I've had this exact conversation with my star wars geek friends so many times, this totally made me lmao.
Ngah!
Mwaaah!
Durhurrrr!
(Sorry Rookie your avatar makes me think of Dr. Weird from ATHF.)
That's the look of a man getting head from a Twi'lik.
"Bitch, please."
HOLY HOMOSEXUALITY BATMAN!
No, seriously, holy homosexuality!
"Well... at least they didn't shave my eyebrows."HOLY HOMOSEXUALITY BATMAN!
No, seriously, holy homosexuality!
Erm... irony?
Why yes, I would love to have this dance.
Tired of NASCAR, Mark Martin decides to take a break to watch Lawnmower Racing!
And now to see what Ashoka looks like naked and grown up....MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Is it bad that I now what to read an Ashoka/Palpatine shipping fic??
You know what?? This punch tastes like ass.
Cramp! Cramp!
I got the crazy dance moves.
Look at me blink!
Would this smile lie to you?
Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
[Excited gasp]!
I'm tired of your fucking shit, Garfield.
The fuck is this blue thing doing here?
"Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?! Cookies!?!..."
(Help me! I'm trapped in a time loop!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA
"I'm actually not smiling, my face is stuck like this."
This is your brain on Sith.
Let's see what's on the to do list
1) Meet with Coruscant diplomat
2) Attend the birthday party of Wookie diplomat
3)Plan my overthrowing of the Jedi Council and complete takeover of the galaxy
4) Get groceries
"Hello class. I'm your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher..."
Dude, that's some good peyote...
Could you maybe not run as fast? These chains make it hard to run after your tasty brains.
Boy the weather outside looks nice today.
Hello, class. I'm Professor Palpatine. Welcome to "Dark Side of the Force 101". Today, we will be covering what exactly the Dark Side of the Force is. Oh, don't let Professor Yoda fool you... there's no harm whatsoever in utilizing the dark side of the force whatsoever. That's just silly superstitious poppycock.
These robes will be just PERFECT for the annual Sith Jamboree!
Deal woof it.
Everybody do the zombie jig!
Everybody do the zombie jig!
99 buckets of oats on the wall, 99 buckets of oats, take one down, pass it around, 98 buckets of oats on the wall!........... 54 buckets of oats on the wall, 54 buckets of oats.........
"Who the fuck stole my cheese?"
Damit Anikin you're supposed to just force choke them not force choke them and whine about it like for three hours straight.
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE SAND!
I'm the coolest doggy in the window, and you know it.
Prepare heathens, for the wrath of... SUPER-POPE!
Normally, I don't have duct tape around my mouth, but tonight's a special occasion.
WTF are you doing??
Yeah, it's been a ruff night
Open it. Open iiiiiit. I promise it's not Pandora's Box. Honest.
(I lol'd at yours. XD)
One plus side about being Emperor. Your own private alien harem.
You, too, sir can be just as blue as I. For just $29.95 you can purchase this box and all of it's bluing magic.
I only let the coolest ride with me.
Oh baby, are we gonna destroy some planets.
Sith Lord stole my Star! (To the tune of the infamous "Nigga Stole My Bike" theme)
http://niggastolemybike.ytmnd.com/
I swear. That's much more catchy than it has any right to be.
Guy: Maybe if I don't move it won't see me.
Dog thing:I see you
Guy: Oh fuck my life!
Now that I have the piñata, I can have all the candy to myself!
Finally! My model Death Star is completed! It only took me 6 years!
Worst pillow fight EVER!
Mmmph mmph mmmmph mm mm mmph mmmm.
*sigh* You want to give me another raspberry, don't you?
That's right, I'm THE hottest.
(Actually read the text on the image. Man, I love Confession Blogs, all for the wrong reasons.)
You forgot my turkey club!? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F1d3QWsyk0)
No means fuck no.
"What nobody knows is that I have Anakin hiding under my robes, tending to my lightsaber."
Look upon me and die of cuteness!
Twilights reaction to Eqestria Girls and the Brony Fandumb.
Twilights reaction to Eqestria Girls and the Brony Fandumb.
That's a nice soul you have there. It would be a shame if someone sucked it out of you.
"I'll swallow your soul!"
I want to love you and everyone you know
Is it just me, or does Palpatine have moobs?
"Now, now...you DID say you'd do anything to secure the safety of your people..."
Hah. That's cute, kid.
"You're not tired. You want to have a threesome."
Can I sniff your ass??
Ponyville is way too mainstream for me.Sour's not a hipster, she's actually nearsighted. And constantly annoyed.
Oh great another weird thing is happening then those six weirdos are gonna show up and then some more weirdness...great.HAHAHA! That's awesome!
Now what did you say??
My body is ready.
"Cheese!"
This? Yes, it's naturally a monobrow. Keep pushing the issue if you want a free force choke.
Poodles make great groupies, you know.
If you piss me off, I will spit on you.
Call me ginger one more time and I swear I'm going to snap... what are you laughing at? Ginger snaps? Fuck...
This is what smoking does to you kids.
"Why, yes, I DO think I can kick your ass."
Don't lie to me I saw the other dog in your room he was doing everything I was!
Yes, I do have an overbite.
The only reason Anakin's eyes are bulging is because he has "special eyes."
Did someone say bacon?
How many panels do I have? One...Two...Three...Four panels!
Only in America...FUCK YEAH!!
People who think this comic is dirty have never explored the bowels of the Internet. There's much dirtier stuff out there.
God lasers, ACTIVATE!
A good day to you good sir, a now you will die.
Just to let you know, as long as you have Phil Collins as you're avatar, I will be posting Phil Collins songs in response. ;D
Palpatine is only annoyed because his suit's itchy as hell.
What do you mean, I'm a freak??
"You don't like my music? I'm sad now."
Loki could turn into a mare. Let the Loki/Pinkie Pie lesbian shipping begin!It's the internet, I'm sure it already exist in some form or another...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7Z-eUmR2bM
Oh look at the ass on he-
No Loki...just no.
You'd better get the hell out of here, Loki, or you're going to be the next batch of cupcakes.
Oh you're a cute litt-OH GOD GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
"I am the one who Okey-Dokey-Lokis."
Oh yes...this spot will do. *drops pants*
"Go home Loki. No one invited you."
"Dude, put your pants back on! I'm not that kind of pussy!"
Die bad robot, die!
I see you bought home food. Where's mine?
No Loki you can't fuck everything in here.
Beware! I'm the black hound of death! *Puppy bark*
Do I look like I would ever do such a thing?? It was the cat.
"What do you mean people are stroking themselves to me?"
Yes, this is my natural hair color. Like it??
We're too hip for you losers!
Notice how the lass on the left has her pinky extended? That's how you know she's fancy!
This party is totally lame.
I need to stop standing like this, my back is going to give out one day.
You don't say
"It's simple gentlemen. We kill the Batman."
Bacon, now please!
Despte what this looks like, this mech is just pooping.
Why are you looking at me like that??
"What do you mean you're out of beggin strips?"
Doggy? Do you know how condescending that sounds?
So you wanna ride this pony?
"Want to see me do the Disappearing Ferret Trick?"
Woof.
"If you don't think triangles are the coolest shit then you can just fuck right off."
I never should have eaten those snake eggs.
Call me kawaii and I will fuck you up.
(That's made funnier by the fact the character is a Muslim)
Please ignore your missing magnets...
Give me a bone, please?
This skeleton is hipper.
You are getting very sleepy. You think I am utterly adorable. You bring me home and feed me forever.
When do I get my treats?
So when he walks under the archway, we just push this thing and it knocks him out right?There's Snake!
"What does he look like he's doing? He's stroking his boner!"Is that a camera? Are you taking pictures of me? These had better not go on the internet!
Smooch the puppy!Kneel, motherfuckers.
"Cheren, sorry i defeated your Pokemon for the upteenth time with Reshiram. We're still friends right?Tall Cat Parade!
Hell yeah."
Who do you think you are, referring to me as "dog." I'm not your "dog," buddy.
"We are going to prank everyone who walks under us by dumping water on their heads."
I can't breathe~!"We are going to prank everyone who walks under us by dumping water on their heads."
But not on me, right? I've just gotten ready for a date, you know.
For the last time that's NOT a target on my head! Stop shooting at me!There... there's porn of me? WHAT THE FUCK?
Huh...so that's what a woman looks like naked.A rainbow exploded and now we're attacking while covered in COLOR!
And now it's time for the zombie dance party!Are they... are they shipping me with myself?
"Come. Join our transvestite grope-fest. That would please us."
Sorry Posthuman, you were 49 seconds too late XD
All we want to do is eat your brains."Come. Join our transvestite grope-fest. That would please us."
Sorry Posthuman, you were 49 seconds too late XD
Squawk! Captain, there is a dapper gentleman behind us!
TIME FOR HUGS!!!It's Whine-fest 2013!
Our personal hell:Mime performances for all eternity.
"I am very scared now."WE IZ SO CUTE! CUDDLE US!
WE IZ SO CUTE! CUDDLE US!
Come here and get cuddled, pet.WE IZ SO CUTE! CUDDLE US!
Oh, we're going to cuddle you so hard...
GO GO POWER RANGERS! Wait... that's not us? Damn it go with it anyway! GO GO POWER RANGERSSS!!!
Come here and get cuddled, pet.WE IZ SO CUTE! CUDDLE US!
Oh, we're going to cuddle you so hard...
"OH MY GOD WHAT DID I JUST READ?!"Cuddlez
"C'mere, we could use a third...and a fourth...and a fifth..."Who? Me????
"Avengers, assemble!"Chicken nuggets? Did somebody say chicken nuggets?
Director: CUT! For the last time, that's not the movie we're filming!
Swim swim hungry, swim swim hungry...
FOOD FRENZY!
You look shocked to see me still around! What, are you not a dog person?Alien "Plumbers"
The mess in the other room? Wasn't me I swear! It was uh... uh... the cat... yeah...Oh, the cat you say... Wait a minute! We don't even HAVE a cat!
"How could you say no?"
Ugh! A BUG! GET IT!MEOWHAHAHHAHA! I am a CAT! I rule you!
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!!
Wait she wants me to do what?
"We are going to fuck you right on this bar."
Catbug the cutest thing on earth.
You mean paper plates aren't food?
"Now I'm going to go commission torture porn of them."
"We hope you enjoyed the sex last night, then!"Hi. Still a dog ^_^
"Somehow, I doubt this new clothing program will make us less conspicuous, Agent Smith."
I am the Red Wasp of Doom! Fear my intimidating color scheme!"Aren't you a throw-himself-to-the-lions sort of sap these days. Well, the lions are on to you, baby."
(Seriously, that's a nice avatar. Red wasps (well, they're actually called paper wasps, but my folks always called them Red Wasps and it rubbed off on me).)
Yep...this is me....in a nutshell....yeah.
Please, continue with your idiotic ranting while I sit here and laugh at you.
The Durr fish swims peacefully, blissfully unaware of the Derpshark about to devour its flesh
(click to show/hide)
Should I translate this into Latin?
"I'm sorry...I have a hot female companion who I never so much as look at in a romantic fashion, you make me dress like this, and I'm supposed to be the STRAIGHT guy on this show?"(Non-game)
Bad trip man! Bad trip!
I need a dentist.
Are you ready for a MINDFUCK?!
Hell is a lack of pudding pops.Are you ready for a MINDFUCK?!
I JUST SHOT MARVIN IN THE FACE, MAN!
Tis but a scratch.
I aint no cute and cuddly elephant Pokemon (also Kakarot!!!!)
SSSSSSSS!
Warning: Biohazardously Awesome
I am Prince Fisal al-Rad, Emir of the board!
Did those grapes just wink at me???