A lawmaker in Tennesse is warning parents...

[Shane for Wax]

[N. De Plume]

Uh, how long do they really think they can hide the realities of the world from their not-nearly-as-innocent-as-they-think children?

For as long as they can plug their ears and yell really loud.

And while they are doing that, their kids are off running around learning about the real world in the most reckless and dangerous ways possible. Then they come home, with no idea why their genitals are itching or how the hell they got pregnant.

But they learned what they did to do those things from evil people like gays and atheists, who have no morals and are teaching kids to have unprotected buttsex with animals. Or something.

The buttsex made your girl pregnant!

[Kain]

Holy shit! You mean there might be a show that displays gays as regular people and not the monsters they are all portraying them to be? The world is going to end...

These people seriously need to lighten up. They talk about how all those eeeeeevil dumbocrats want to tell you how to live, because they know best, yet they go and pull shit like this. Seriously? Telling them not to watch, or allow their children to watch a tv show? That's far more invasive than any imaginary thing democrats or liberals suggest.

They need to grow up, I reckon. Not that it'll happen, mind you.

Honestly, these are grown men and women acting like frigging spoiled children who can't handle the fact that there's a new baby in the house. Though, I must admit, it is rather entertaining watching them grasp at straws like this.

[rookie]

So that's freedom and small government, officially admonishing me on what I should let my kids watch? And "evil big government" is going to let parents decide for themselves what is appropriate? I'm confused.