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Offline niam2023

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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2012, 12:57:38 am »
^^ I am not gonna lie. Hitler looks ready to take over the world in that pic.

^ Just made a connection, mainly for the sake of humor / what I thought was obvious. Jeez, stop going after me.

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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2012, 01:05:09 am »
Quote from: niam2023 on September 05, 2012, 10:57:25 pm
The Hitler remark was a reference to the "thousand years of darkness". Hitler claimed to desire a thousand year reich.

This connection makes the whole thing even worse...and more hilariously narmy.

Yeah, I think Chuck's going crazier.
When I heard "1000 years of darkness" I thought of Xiaolin Showdown, but maybe that's just me...

Master Fung: It has already begun. A thousand years of darkness.

Kimiko: Why a thousand?

Master Fung: It is really 962 years, but, a thousand sounds more ominous.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2012, 03:02:48 am »
...Wut.  ???
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2012, 07:56:29 am »
I cant help shake this feeling that it is someone else doing a voice over because there is this ever so slight lip sync issue.
Then again, it probably is legit and wouldn't really surprise me. Chuck Norris has always been rich, so much so that it allowed him to play actor in all those movies he wrote, directed and produced. So, of course he is going to side with the party of the rich.

Still bringing out things like a thousand years of darkness is just creepy. I know republicans seem to have a general disconnect from reality, but when you think re-electing Obama will bring about a thousand years of darkness instead of say 4 years of general inactivity and pandering to business in general you have really lost it. Hell the thousand years of darkness trumps even the Obama will bring about sharia law crazy.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2012, 09:13:08 am »
But, but, but...Chuck's sayin' we's about ta become one of dem dar socialists (or somethun worse)!!!!! er somethun, you know...like that tyrannical Sweden. I mean, who wants to listen to "Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe" 24/7 [...I know I would!]

In this vid, Chuck's acting like he just snorted gunpowder mixed with a line of coke off Rush Limbaugh's ass.

And another note...his wife -is that the woman who sent Chuck a picture of her rack (before it was en vogue to do that kind of thing) and he married her? Family Values Norris!!!! Woooooooooooooooo!
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2012, 10:19:45 am »
I thought this would be a fanfic like Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness, which is an awesome fanfiction. Clearly this is just Chuck Norris's crackfic.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2012, 01:39:45 pm »
The only thing that I could think after watching this is that Chuck Norris's wife may be the whitest person in the world.



That's pretty white.

Also, isn't the 1000 years of darkness a reference to the rapture?  I don't think they're referencing Hitler.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2012, 05:22:56 pm »
Hitler had the "thousand year reich." That's the reference.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2012, 07:34:48 pm »
My philosophy teacher actually showed this to us in class as an example of something that is not a valid or true argument.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2012, 09:09:51 pm »
Quote from: Veras the Brujah on September 06, 2012, 01:39:45 pm
The only thing that I could think after watching this is that Chuck Norris's wife may be the whitest person in the world.



That's pretty white.

Also, isn't the 1000 years of darkness a reference to the rapture?  I don't think they're referencing Hitler.

My god.  Here I was thinking I was white!  She's positively crackeriffic!
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #25 on: September 06, 2012, 09:35:41 pm »
Quote from: RavynousHunter on September 06, 2012, 09:09:51 pm
Quote from: Veras the Brujah on September 06, 2012, 01:39:45 pm
The only thing that I could think after watching this is that Chuck Norris's wife may be the whitest person in the world.



That's pretty white.

Also, isn't the 1000 years of darkness a reference to the rapture?  I don't think they're referencing Hitler.

My god.  Here I was thinking I was white!  She's positively crackeriffic!
Good grief, does she sparkle in the sunlight?
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2012, 10:40:04 pm »
Quote from: Smurfette Principle on September 06, 2012, 05:22:56 pm
Hitler had the "thousand year reich." That's the reference.

Hitler was trying to build an empire that would last a thousand years, but that doesn't mean that every use of a thousand years is automatically a Hitler reference.

That line is a direct quote from a speech that Reagan gave during the 1964 Presidential Election in support of Barry Goldwater.  He (Reagan) wasn't talking about Hitler or fascism.  He was being melodramatic and speaking against government "control" of the economy and the (nonexistant) slide toward socialism.  I thought that the 1000 years of darkness was a biblical/theological reference to Armegeddon.  It would have been very stupid (even by Ronnie's standards) to have compared Lyndon Johnson, a World War II veteran who earned a Silver Star, to Hitler.

The speech was stupid when Reagan gave it 48 years ago, and the quotation was dumb today, but neither Reagan or the Norrises said that anybody was Hitler.  At least not in this instance, though it totally sounds like the kind of stupid shit that Norris would say.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2012, 10:55:59 pm »
As the Duffman once said this reich will last one thousand beers.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2012, 12:30:47 am »
Quote from: Lt. Fred on September 06, 2012, 10:55:59 pm
As the Duffman once said this reich will last one thousand beers.
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Re: Chuck Norris vs. The Thousand Year Socialism of Darkness
« Reply #29 on: September 07, 2012, 02:42:47 am »
It was mostly for a humorous punch line. Not really serious.

Ah Chuck, how crazy you are going. I think he has finally lost any vestige of dignity he once possessed.
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