Things That Annoy You

[Sleepy]

My cat is missing. I've looked ALL over the house for almost an hour now, I've flipped everything over, and he's fucking nowhere.

I'm freaking the fuck out. My grandmother opened the door earlier to wlak ouit onto the deck, and she insists that he didn't run out. I bet he fucking did. bAsdFngGasdfh I JUST WANT MY FUCKIGN CAT

Oh no. I hope you find him soon. :/

[Art Vandelay]

I spent a good twenty minutes throwing up because of a migraine. Those things are evil.

What a horrible, gut-wrenching experience.

You know, I just can't stomach these puns of yours.

I see what you did there, and it makes me sick.

All these puns need to be purged from the forum.

Why must you spew so much hatred?

Because this sort of behaviour is positively sickening.

Now you're just regurgitating my earlier pun.

I ought to hurl you right out of here for making such an accusation.

[Sleepy]

Gah, the one day I have to go to my school, and I get a school email about a guy robbing people on campus, particularly in the parking garage (where I park). This is gonna be fun.

[Hades]

My cat is missing. I've looked ALL over the house for almost an hour now, I've flipped everything over, and he's fucking nowhere.

I'm freaking the fuck out. My grandmother opened the door earlier to wlak ouit onto the deck, and she insists that he didn't run out. I bet he fucking did. bAsdFngGasdfh I JUST WANT MY FUCKIGN CAT

Oh no. I hope you find him soon. :/

I FOUND HIM!

Little bastard was hiding somewhere. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE.

I spent damn near 6 hours looking for him. I practically tore the house apart and couldn't find him. I ran around outside like a nutjob looking through all the bushes and calling his name. I informed the neighbors that he was missing and to please keep an eye out for him.

Ten minutes ago I went into the bathroom to pee, and when I came back out he was just sitting in the middle of the hallway. I was hit with a wave of relief and joy, followed by complete fucking confusion. The only place he could have possibly gone is through a fissure in the fabric of space-time to another dimension. I'm at a complete loss. Now I have to fix up the house so it doesn't look like we were hit with an earthquake T_T

[Sleepy]

O_O  That's a slick kitty. Maybe he just wanted to know how much you loved him.

Glad he's back.

Also, I forget. What does kitty look like?

[RavynousHunter]

I've had similar happen to me, with translocating cats.  I put one of my cats out, he was misbehaving (I did so gently, of course), and not 5 minutes later, I saw him happily eating cat food.  INSIDE.

All doors and windows were closed and, to my knowledge, no one had entered or left the house since then.

[Hades]

O_O  That's a slick kitty. Maybe he just wanted to know how much you loved him.

Glad he's back.

Also, I forget. What does kitty look like?

[ironbite]

Ahh so he was in Kitty Space.

Ironbite-my Ville does that all the time.

[tygerarmy]

Glad you kitty is back.

I woke up with a bloody nose.  My sheets looked like I was attacked by a vampire.

[The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist]

Looks a lot like my cat, right down to the chubby kitten belly.

[Jebediah]

My cat has a Hitler moustache.  And doesn't look like your cats.

[gyeonghwa]

Looks a lot like my cat, right down to the chubby kitten belly.

* gyeonghwa snuggles kitteh

[Osama bin Bambi]

KITTIES :3 *glomps*

[SpaceProg]

Nothing like kittehs to improve the mood.

[Sleepy]

My mom was watching a show on ID similar to Dateline, and it detailed a lengthy investigation after a series of attempted murders. Well, the police searched a man's house and discovered a bunch of S&M equipment (whips, cuffs) and acted as if that completely proved his guilt. Because fetishes like that totally equal murderer. Jesus christ, I enjoy that stuff. God forbid anyone ever get a search warrant for my place.