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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #60 on: August 01, 2012, 08:46:10 pm »
You fix some paintings, play around inside them, and some kid isn't in prison afterwards.

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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #61 on: August 01, 2012, 08:49:50 pm »
You're born, you go through your infancy, you take a test to determine your destiny, then when you're an adult, escape from the only place you know into a harsh, radioactive wasteland, and then, after solving everyone's problems, you sacrifice yourself needlessly even though you have a buddy who can safely do a task that will kill you.

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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #62 on: August 02, 2012, 12:11:33 am »
You fly through rings and take pictures of random shit, among other things.

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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #63 on: August 02, 2012, 10:17:37 am »
You are the rather limited God in charge of a bunch of mentally handicapped people who will piss themselves, set themselves on fire, and starve to death unless you tell them to do simple daily tasks.
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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #64 on: August 02, 2012, 12:20:54 pm »
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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #65 on: August 02, 2012, 06:13:20 pm »
You nearly break your neck trying to save some lost balloons for some little #^#@^^## brast!

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That's actually a very good description fo that game.  Every 5 minutes, "MY BALLOON!!!"
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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #66 on: August 02, 2012, 06:27:23 pm »
My friend thought it was funny to put that in his Marvel RPG.  Of course things turned out a little differently;

Vyper:  "I am Not Spiderman!"  (Shoots force bolts at balloon, destroying it and causing kid to sob uncontrollably)

(Vyper flies off without looking back)  "Just buy another one you cheap little brat.  My life is not worth it."
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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #67 on: August 06, 2012, 12:14:38 am »
A vampire and his BFF werewolf overthrow the government, make the world's biggest idiot president, and stop the moon from falling with the "POWER OF LOOOVE!!!"  And a giant robot.  And sardines.

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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #68 on: August 06, 2012, 12:20:11 am »
Fly around in a bunch of antique plains and occasionally unlock stories of said plains.

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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #69 on: August 06, 2012, 12:32:38 am »
Fly around in a bunch of antique plains and occasionally unlock stories of said plains.
The idea of flying around in a geographical feature that on average takes up thousands of square kilometres sounds pretty snazzy.

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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #70 on: August 07, 2012, 01:45:18 pm »
Wage war against over radioactive, terraforming rock that funds your armies while it kills them.
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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #71 on: August 07, 2012, 04:41:44 pm »
You're a ship who transforms into a woman (and back) who travels a giant eye. Inside the eye you fight blobs, Roombas, robots and other weirdos, and the environment is diverse (for instance, there's an ocean floor!). You can also trick out your weaponry by either finding them, winning them against creatures and buying them with chips.


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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #72 on: August 07, 2012, 05:26:53 pm »
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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #73 on: August 08, 2012, 06:54:23 am »
You do all the work and shit you'd do in real life, but it's supposed to be a game.

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Re: Describe Your Favorite Game Poorly
« Reply #74 on: August 08, 2012, 09:14:19 am »
After getting yourself into a really bad situation, someone promises to bail you out if you work for them.  Given no other choice, you take the offer, but you're forced into a job that was fun at first, but you grow tired of it.  When you find out you'll never see your family again as a direct result of the job, the shit hits the fan.  You open one can of whup-ass, one large box, kill a bunch of copies of yourself, your employer, and take over his job.  This also sets up things for the sequel, because not everyone is happy with you (you're kind of a dick about it).

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