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Title: How the rightful heir to the throne of England can be restored to the throne.
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 18, 2018, 08:15:56 pm
I realized that since the legal system in the UK has the monarch give royal assent to laws passed, it would be impossible to use the system to change the monarchy.

Because of that, I propose that the secret organization, infiltrates the US government having members of the organization becoming President and members of Congress, so that the US government can use the CIA to kidnap a child heir to the throne from the line of primogeniture to raise to become King or Queen and invade the United Kingdom to put that person on the throne(of course if the heir is still a child, when it happens, there will be a regent until the monarch comes of age).

In the parallel universe that happened and United States invaded the United Kingdom in 2015.
Title: Re: How the rightful heir to the throne of England can be restored to the throne.
Post by: Lana Reverse on July 18, 2018, 09:09:56 pm
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/017/140/1421188070907.jpg)

I can tell I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of this picture.
Title: Re: How the rightful heir to the throne of England can be restored to the throne.
Post by: dpareja on July 18, 2018, 09:17:19 pm
If the US conquered the UK they'd set up a shittastic US-style government there, because they've forgotten what they knew right after WWII, which is that the US system is a total and utter turd of a system of government and, when they had the opportunity to write Japan's new Constitution and have a good deal of input into West Germany's, they went for parliamentary systems.

But anyway...

(https://i.imgur.com/V0l2ZSW.gif?noredirect)
Title: Re: How the rightful heir to the throne of England can be restored to the throne.
Post by: niam2023 on July 18, 2018, 09:50:54 pm
It does not matter what happened in your drug trip universe. In this one, everyone is laughing at you, and more laugh everyday as I share your oink video.
Title: Re: How the rightful heir to the throne of England can be restored to the throne.
Post by: Lana Reverse on July 18, 2018, 10:02:27 pm
If the US conquered the UK they'd set up a shittastic US-style government there, because they've forgotten what they knew right after WWII, which is that the US system is a total and utter turd of a system of government and, when they had the opportunity to write Japan's new Constitution and have a good deal of input into West Germany's, they went for parliamentary systems.

But anyway...

(https://i.imgur.com/V0l2ZSW.gif?noredirect)

What are your gripes with the American style of government, and why do you think parliamentary democracy is better? Just wondering.
Title: Re: How the rightful heir to the throne of England can be restored to the throne.
Post by: dpareja on July 18, 2018, 10:23:38 pm
https://www.vox.com/2015/3/2/8120063/american-democracy-doomed
https://scholar.harvard.edu/levitsky/files/1.1linz.pdf

The US system has, quite simply, failed almost everywhere it has been tried.

And particularly, I favour parliamentary constitutional monarchy:

https://www.vox.com/2015/9/9/9294955/queen-elizabeth-constitutional-monarchy
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonkblog/wp/2013/07/23/shut-up-royal-baby-haters-monarchy-is-awesome/

(https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/L2WUHWVYIX3NnFhqAuM0L4s1nJI=/0x0:492x600/920x0/filters:focal(0x0:492x600)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/1396360/constitutionalmonarchy_replacement.0.png)

The electoral system of course must also be considered; I personally favour some form of MMP (such as in New Zealand, Scotland, or sort of Austria). In fact, the only other country to use the US system and be a stable, long-lasting (since 1950) liberal democracy in the modern world is Costa Rica, which has a unicameral legislature elected by proportional representation and a President elected by a two-round system.

https://www.vox.com/2014/9/23/6831777/new-zealand-electoral-system-constitution-mixed-member-unicameral

EDIT: I'm reading Prof. Linz's paper and it's like he knew what was coming for the US and was going "OH SHIT THIS IS GONNA BE BAD!"
Title: Re: How the rightful heir to the throne of England can be restored to the throne.
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 18, 2018, 10:41:33 pm
Jacob, you couldn't inflitrate a Furry convention in a sexy kitten suit. You'd brainfart your sooper seekrit plans in picoseconds of them making landing on your misfiring nuerons to the whole internet!
Title: Re: How the rightful heir to the throne of England can be restored to the throne.
Post by: niam2023 on July 19, 2018, 02:57:22 am
Though - I am willing to stop circulating the news about his oink video...but that would require him to make another video.

If you want me to stop circulating the oink video, Jacob, I want you to make a video where you sing this song.

Quote
My name is Jacob Harrison and I'm a big fat cuck
Looking for a strongman cock to suck
I'm fucking nuts and I love my second cousin
she sets my royal scepter to buzzin

I'm waiting for a good hard kick in the bum
I can't do anything myself I'm so fuckin dumb
My favorite government is a monarchy
Because my mind's a state of anarchy

I'd bend over and let someone use me as a throne
because its my second cousin I wanna bone
But this internet guy got there first
and watching him go on her makes me wanna burst

I'm Jacob Harrison and this is my song
Now I need to go drink from a bong
For now so long
I'm such a schlong.
Title: Re: How the rightful heir to the throne of England can be restored to the throne.
Post by: dpareja on July 19, 2018, 03:10:53 am
And this time niam will definitely give you proof he fucked your second cousin.

(https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/LyingFingersCross_I_swear_4721.png)
Title: Re: How the rightful heir to the throne of England can be restored to the throne.
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 19, 2018, 03:54:41 am
Though - I am willing to stop circulating the news about his oink video...but that would require him to make another video.

If you want me to stop circulating the oink video, Jacob, I want you to make a video where you sing this song.

Quote
My name is Jacob Harrison and I'm a big fat cuck
Looking for a strongman cock to suck
I'm fucking nuts and I love my second cousin
she sets my royal scepter to buzzin

I'm waiting for a good hard kick in the bum
I can't do anything myself I'm so fuckin dumb
My favorite government is a monarchy
Because my mind's a state of anarchy

I'd bend over and let someone use me as a throne
because its my second cousin I wanna bone
But this internet guy got there first
and watching him go on her makes me wanna burst

I'm Jacob Harrison and this is my song
Now I need to go drink from a bong
For now so long
I'm such a schlong.
Sung to the tune of "Come all Ye Faithful!"
Title: Re: How the rightful heir to the throne of England can be restored to the throne.
Post by: Jacob Harrison on July 19, 2018, 08:48:29 am
And this time niam will definitely give you proof he fucked your second cousin.

(https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/LyingFingersCross_I_swear_4721.png)

I am not going to fall for his deception again and will delete the oink video. I know that Niam is most likely lying that he fucked my second cousin, and if he did, I don't really give a shit.
Title: Re: How the rightful heir to the throne of England can be restored to the throne.
Post by: ironbite on July 19, 2018, 11:41:52 am
Of course you give a shit.  If you didn't, you wouldn't have done that oink video that he probably downloaded because he figured you'd do this.\

Ironbite-you witless cretin.
Title: Re: How the rightful heir to the throne of England can be restored to the throne.
Post by: dpareja on July 19, 2018, 11:44:28 am
See, this is what happens when you believe in unsupportable bullshit--it takes you far too long to realize that people might be spinning their own nonsense.
Title: Re: How the rightful heir to the throne of England can be restored to the throne.
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on July 19, 2018, 04:59:47 pm
And this time niam will definitely give you proof he fucked your second cousin.

(https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/LyingFingersCross_I_swear_4721.png)

I am not going to fall for his deception again and will delete the oink video. I know that Niam is most likely lying that he fucked my second cousin, and if he did, I don't really give a shit.
Yep, then know one would know this canny young sirra could be duped. No one's fool, that lad.

Don't get cranky now kid, you thought oinking for five minutes on social media was a good plan and you want to decide the fate of nations?

Bloody hell!
Title: Re: How the rightful heir to the throne of England can be restored to the throne.
Post by: niam2023 on July 19, 2018, 05:07:51 pm
Ohh my it sounds like you're angry. Truth is, I've been on the west coast this whole time. But you still believed it just - because you believe things without needing much tangible truth. You are what I like to call easy pickings. Now, it will be a simple task to bring that video back online even if you delete it - once you played yourself into my game, you can't get out so easy.