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Re: Very earthlike planet found by NASA
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2015, 01:53:07 pm »
Sounds good.  We should send all the feminists and SJWs there.

They have 1.6 times the radius and about 5 times the mass of a normal human so it should suit them perfectly.

Is a (male) feminist. Weighs 120 lbs. Waist is 29 inches. You were saying?

The correct term is "satellite".

You'll never accrete enough mass to be a TRUE feminist.

Hmm, I'm about 130 pounds. Can I at least aspire to be an SJW? I mean, I have a tumblr and everything!
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Re: Very earthlike planet found by NASA
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2015, 02:05:23 pm »
Sounds good.  We should send all the feminists and SJWs there.

They have 1.6 times the radius and about 5 times the mass of a normal human so it should suit them perfectly.

Is a (male) feminist. Weighs 120 lbs. Waist is 29 inches. You were saying?

The correct term is "satellite".

You'll never accrete enough mass to be a TRUE feminist.

Hmm, I'm about 130 pounds. Can I at least aspire to be an SJW? I mean, I have a tumblr and everything!

Can you spin a bullshit victim narrative about it?



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Re: Very earthlike planet found by NASA
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2015, 02:14:52 pm »
Sure. Do you prefer: "stop shaming me for not conforming to your stereotype of what an SJW should look like!", "your discriminatory desire to move people you dislike to another planet makes you WORSE THAN HITLER!" or "this entire discussion ignores the American privilege of having access to a space program that has successfully sent people to space!"
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Re: Very earthlike planet found by NASA
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2015, 02:27:44 pm »
Sure. Do you prefer: "stop shaming me for not conforming to your stereotype of what an SJW should look like!", "your discriminatory desire to move people you dislike to another planet makes you WORSE THAN HITLER!" or "this entire discussion ignores the American privilege of having access to a space program that has successfully sent people to space!"

How about:

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So what if successive administrations have underfunded NASA to the point where it can't carry out manned missions any more, let alone lift a 7 ton "body positive" feminist into orbit.  And so what if two thirds of all youngsters enrolling in college are now female, we still need to defund NASA and use the remaining money for more women-only scholarships

It's a perfect way to showcase your ample belly AND your leftist self-awareness at the same time!



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Re: Very earthlike planet found by NASA
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2015, 04:22:15 pm »
Fuck you would want to be short to have an 'ample belly' and weigh 130 lbs. In fact you'd need to be about 4 foot. Is the talk of huge fat women turning anyone else on?

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Re: Very earthlike planet found by NASA
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2015, 05:05:55 pm »
Sounds good.  We should send all the feminists and SJWs there.

They have 1.6 times the radius and about 5 times the mass of a normal human so it should suit them perfectly.

i laughed out loud, thank you mr troll, that was really funny.

you forgot one thing though... the "zing!!" at the end.

edit: 178cm for 64kg, male feminist and anarchist to boot. roast me.
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Re: Very earthlike planet found by NASA
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2015, 06:58:57 pm »
*spits guizonde, puts him over fire* Okay, what now?
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Re: Very earthlike planet found by NASA
« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2015, 07:24:02 pm »
*spits guizonde, puts him over fire* Okay, what now?

sing me a lullaby? hey i'm roastin' here. might as well milk it for all it's worth...  ;D
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Re: Very earthlike planet found by NASA
« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2015, 07:43:51 pm »
hush a bye baby in the fire pit
when the wind blows your flesh will season
when the bough breaks the spit will fall
down will go Guizonde
seasonings and all
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Re: Very earthlike planet found by NASA
« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2015, 07:47:17 pm »
hush a bye baby in the fire pit
when the wind blows your flesh will season
when the bough breaks the spit will fall
down will go Guizonde
seasonings and all


Ah, seasonings! I knew I was forgetting something. Thanks for the help Niam. *salts and peppers and adds secret rub o' spices to guizonde* So, when he's done, who wants a piece?
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Re: Very earthlike planet found by NASA
« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2015, 08:05:51 pm »
hush a bye baby in the fire pit
when the wind blows your flesh will season
when the bough breaks the spit will fall
down will go Guizonde
seasonings and all


Ah, seasonings! I knew I was forgetting something. Thanks for the help Niam. *salts and peppers and adds secret rub o' spices to guizonde* So, when he's done, who wants a piece?

is this the part where i say "bite me" unironically?
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Re: Very earthlike planet found by NASA
« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2015, 08:08:06 pm »
Of course!
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Re: Very earthlike planet found by NASA
« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2015, 08:20:41 pm »
Of course!

well then.... "bite me" (unironically)
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Re: Very earthlike planet found by NASA
« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2015, 08:28:05 pm »
Eh, I'm not a cannibal, and you're not quite done yet even if I was. I think I'll hold off, thanks. Also, could you be so polite as to shut up and die already? (This is not serious in any way, and I really hope you don't actually die. Please don't die.)
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Re: Very earthlike planet found by NASA
« Reply #29 on: July 30, 2015, 08:36:05 pm »
Eh, I'm not a cannibal, and you're not quite done yet even if I was. I think I'll hold off, thanks. Also, could you be so polite as to shut up and die already? (This is not serious in any way, and I really hope you don't actually die. Please don't die.)

haven't for the last 8 times, the reaper owes me money, so he's shying off for now. [/gallows humor]
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