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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #45 on: January 17, 2012, 10:53:17 pm »
How about cutie insects?

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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #46 on: January 18, 2012, 12:52:17 am »
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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #47 on: January 19, 2012, 02:34:04 am »
My uncle's kitty enjoying herself on a trash bag full of shredded paper.



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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #48 on: January 19, 2012, 09:26:51 am »
Oh! Owls in Love! That is a cutie.
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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #49 on: January 21, 2012, 07:41:59 am »
How has no one posted this yet?



It looks like a panda got a hold of a seal after a lot of rice wine. And it maketh me squeal with the sheer amount of cute.
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Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on January 29, 2012, 10:53:28 pm
Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #50 on: January 22, 2012, 10:49:43 pm »
*gasps!* This cutest of threads has slid down to page two! :o

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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #51 on: January 22, 2012, 10:54:42 pm »
Do fictional cute things count?

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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #52 on: January 22, 2012, 10:57:10 pm »
It does if they're adipose.
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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #53 on: January 22, 2012, 11:18:32 pm »
Quote from: Rat of Steel on January 22, 2012, 10:49:43 pm
*gasps!* This cutest of threads has slid down to page two! :o

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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #54 on: January 23, 2012, 09:43:35 am »
Sorry, I read Cracked. I look at a baby dolphin and think, “Oh, look, a future rape-aholic murdering machine!” :D

As to the Adipose: Cutest blob of human fat ever!
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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #55 on: January 23, 2012, 10:50:21 am »
Quote from: N. De Plume on January 23, 2012, 09:43:35 am
Sorry, I read Cracked. I look at a baby dolphin and think, “Oh, look, a future rape-aholic murdering machine!” :D

You too? I'll admit to squeeing at the baby ones, but the big ones always make me nervous as hell.
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Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on January 29, 2012, 10:53:28 pm
Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #56 on: January 23, 2012, 11:14:37 am »
I've been around adult dolphins and didn't have any of them even wink at me.
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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #57 on: January 23, 2012, 11:29:01 am »
Quote from: Shane for Wax on January 23, 2012, 11:14:37 am
I've been around adult dolphins and didn't have any of them even wink at me.

The problem with dolphins is they're too much like people. Yes, some of them are friendly, polite, helpful. We see them and think "Flipper". Then there are the asshole dolphins who do things like slaughter porpoises and dolphin calves. Or the ones who seem to think rape-rape-revolution is a real game and not something made up by Ghastly's Comics. It just bothers me when intelligent social animals act like that, be they dolphin or human.
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Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on January 29, 2012, 10:53:28 pm
Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #58 on: January 23, 2012, 11:40:41 am »
They act that way because they're intelligent, social animals. Compassion and cruelty are two sides of the same coin, unfortunately.

Still, baby humans don't automatically make me think, "There goes a future rapist!" (even though AROOO would probably disagree with me, at least when it comes to any infant with a penis fucking weapon), so I don't see why I should respond to cute, cuddly, tiny, squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-inducing baby dolphins like that. :P
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Re: The Cutie Thread
« Reply #59 on: January 23, 2012, 11:41:53 am »
Oh, I figured that. Hank Hill got 'attacked' by a dolphin and I already knew about their tendencies towards that. Lots of creatures do what dolphins do though. So it isn't fair to just point out dolphins. lol
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