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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2014, 04:24:23 pm »
I'd like an Ono Sendai cyberspace deck

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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2014, 06:09:20 pm »
I could go for a tricorder... Voyager-variant, please.
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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2014, 07:52:17 pm »
Plasmids.
I really just want to be able to randomly scream "bees" in the middle of a public event.

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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2014, 08:20:56 pm »
A teleporter. I wouldn't have to drive nearly as much, and I could travel the world without having to deal with airlines.
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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2014, 08:31:59 pm »
Plasmids.
I really just want to be able to randomly scream "bees" in the middle of a public event.

Took me a second to figure out what you meant since plasmids are a real thing.

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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2014, 09:09:58 pm »
I want Death's sword from Discworld.
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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2014, 10:10:10 pm »
It's not really an object, but can I have the economy of the Star Trek universe?

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So how does anyone get stuff?

I assume that technology has advanced to the point that scarcity has been eliminated as an economic problem.
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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2014, 11:00:36 pm »
Don't know if it qualifies as an object, per say, but I'd love the sort of augmentation Adam Jensen has in Deus Ex: Human Revolution.
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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2014, 11:29:42 pm »
I'd love to own a Gravity Gun.
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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2014, 01:43:13 am »
Something simple and easy to control that would allow me to fly. Kind of like the brooms in Harry Potter, only something that in practice wouldn't chafe my nads raw after only an hour or so of flight.

This. I want one of those convenient jetpacks that everyone was supposed to have "In The Year Two Thousand!"

It's been 14 years now. I want my freaking jetpack already.

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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2014, 02:20:25 am »
A weight loss belt that actually works.
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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2014, 03:10:18 am »
I want dragons.  I don't care if that's not considered an 'object'.  I want my dragons, dammit!  Either large ones that I can make friends with and ride, or small ones that don't get too big and can perch on my shoulder like a large bird, maybe a little bigger (I keep picturing Dani's dragons before they became adults).

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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2014, 04:45:11 am »
I want dragons.  I don't care if that's not considered an 'object'.  I want my dragons, dammit!  Either large ones that I can make friends with and ride, or small ones that don't get too big and can perch on my shoulder like a large bird, maybe a little bigger (I keep picturing Dani's dragons before they became adults).

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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2014, 01:22:30 pm »
I always wanted the watch from Bernard's Watch, which was a kids tv show about a boy who had a watch that could stop time.

I hated the main character though, because he had the power to stop time, but only used it for completely mundane things like having a nap at school between classes.

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Re: Fictional objects you want.
« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2014, 03:46:08 pm »
I always wanted the watch from Bernard's Watch, which was a kids tv show about a boy who had a watch that could stop time.

I hated the main character though, because he had the power to stop time, but only used it for completely mundane things like having a nap at school between classes.

I REMEMBER THAT SHOW!! And I wish i had that watch.