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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #975 on: August 19, 2012, 02:31:16 pm »
After trying a million different types of yogurt, the only one I enjoy is vanilla Activia. Chunky yogurt is horrifying.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #976 on: August 19, 2012, 03:02:25 pm »
Until I read that, I hadn't actually contemplated how revolting that actually is. Now my skin's crawling.

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« Reply #977 on: August 19, 2012, 05:30:39 pm »
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/tesla_museum

Let's help build a Tesla museum!

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« Reply #978 on: August 21, 2012, 09:08:27 pm »
I think it's funny whenever someone says, "We're expecting a baby." Yeah, you're EXPECTING a baby, but there's the off-chance it could be a velociraptor or turtle.
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« Reply #979 on: August 21, 2012, 10:20:32 pm »
The whole "we're pregnant" thing annoys me.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #980 on: August 22, 2012, 12:16:59 am »
I really enjoy tricking the board's "Users Online" thing into thinking I'm reading something I'm not.
Oh, you take the high road, and I'll take the low road...

My mother did not CHOOSE life. She planned for it.

Is that weird monkey-creature-looking-thing supposed to be a BLACK MAN?

It's Bi-Curious George, well known supporter of the gay agenda.

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« Reply #981 on: August 22, 2012, 02:18:02 am »

canine literacy is up

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« Reply #982 on: August 22, 2012, 05:06:01 pm »
I love Hades' new avatar.</random>

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« Reply #983 on: August 22, 2012, 05:08:10 pm »
SHUT YOUR MOUTH
22:22 <SugarFreeJazz> the time for hats is now

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« Reply #984 on: August 22, 2012, 05:49:00 pm »
So much for the "older, wiser, more mature" Prince Harry then. He's still a moron.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19346468
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« Reply #985 on: August 23, 2012, 10:58:44 pm »

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« Reply #986 on: August 24, 2012, 01:03:21 pm »
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/tesla_museum_1m

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« Reply #987 on: August 24, 2012, 01:53:24 pm »
Invite a creepy friend over and paint each other's button eyes.

That was written on a Mad Libs board at my doctor's office.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #988 on: August 24, 2012, 02:59:25 pm »
So much for the "older, wiser, more mature" Prince Harry then. He's still a moron.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19346468

When you're related to Prince Charles and Prince Philip, and brought up in the bubble of unreality that is royalty, intellect is unlikely to ensue.

Luckily for him, 99% of the time the media is too busy fawning over his family to question exactly why these guys are suitable candidates for Head of State.
Marvel reviews, "Last Movie You Watched", p. 75-76.

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« Reply #989 on: August 25, 2012, 12:12:24 pm »
Holy shit. The season 4 finale to Breaking Bad was insane.