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Offline Sleepy

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #645 on: May 31, 2012, 04:21:24 pm »
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #646 on: June 02, 2012, 05:16:25 pm »

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #647 on: June 02, 2012, 06:56:47 pm »
Quite.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #648 on: June 02, 2012, 10:00:54 pm »
I just heard the Minecraft theme song. In a porno.

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« Reply #649 on: June 02, 2012, 10:11:09 pm »
I bet you jizzed instantly.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #650 on: June 02, 2012, 10:51:33 pm »
Like a creeper standing next to someone.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #651 on: June 02, 2012, 11:34:19 pm »
Like a creeper standing next to someone.

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« Reply #652 on: June 03, 2012, 01:42:49 am »
Just six legs. I've never seen one before. Somehow, I mustered the courage to put him outside.

Where there's 1 earwig, there are many more. They make their abode in cracks and nooks & crannies. Harmless, but yeah, not good having these inside.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #653 on: June 03, 2012, 06:11:57 am »
I'm strangely unfazed by most insects and assorted creepy crawlies. I might have a momentary spaz if I find one crawling on me or a bug comes flying in my face, but my reaction to seeing one near me is usually to ignore it, unless it has a stinger.
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« Reply #654 on: June 04, 2012, 10:38:38 am »
 ;D Relevant, but a few days late. Urban Dictionary's definition of the day:

yelpie
June 4
a 20-30 something with really bad taste in food that thinks they can discern the nuances in fine wine and cheese ETC and writes a useless review on Yelp.
This restaurant is horrible and catered for yelpies.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #655 on: June 04, 2012, 11:00:15 pm »
The Trololo guy died. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mr-trololo-dies-khil-140556919.html

My dad never stopped talking (singing) about him.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #656 on: June 05, 2012, 06:55:40 am »
Is it bad my first thought was 'you touch my tralala?"

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« Reply #657 on: June 05, 2012, 07:53:33 am »
The Trololo guy died. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/mr-trololo-dies-khil-140556919.html

My dad never stopped talking (singing) about him.

That's really sad. I might be one of the few people who liked the trololo song in a non-ironic way. It made me happy that he got to see his song become viral.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #658 on: June 05, 2012, 06:18:22 pm »
Well, I took my final blow against Scott Walker today. Hope it helps get rid of him.
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« Reply #659 on: June 06, 2012, 01:50:48 am »
Well, I took my final blow against Scott Walker today. Hope it helps get rid of him.
I don't know if it'll help get rid of him, but for what it's worth I'm sure he enjoyed himself immensely.