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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #540 on: April 22, 2012, 01:34:33 am »
I remember back in HS that some kids thought that Marilyn Manson was the original writer/singer for "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)"  Dissed yet another band I like (The Eurythmics).

EDIT:  Always thought Annie Lennox was awesome-looking in that video. 

I totally forgot Manson had a version. I've often heard the Eurythmics version.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #541 on: April 22, 2012, 12:09:05 pm »
I don't care much for Manson's version.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #542 on: April 22, 2012, 01:51:59 pm »

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #543 on: April 25, 2012, 04:00:38 pm »
People jizzed Kony 2012 on every possible square foot of campus, it seems.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #544 on: April 25, 2012, 04:09:08 pm »
People jizzed Kony 2012 on every possible square foot of campus, it seems.
They've been doing that a lot around here, too.

You'd think that, as a group of people who only know about Kony because of the internet, they would know that the Ugandans have said on the same internet that they don't want us coming to "help."
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There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #545 on: April 25, 2012, 05:10:40 pm »
Never ever get up to answer the phone when you've got a dead leg - just let it ring out. I've gone sliding down half a flight of stairs trying to do just such a thing.  :(

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #546 on: April 25, 2012, 05:36:24 pm »
People jizzed Kony 2012 on every possible square foot of campus, it seems.
They've been doing that a lot around here, too.

You'd think that, as a group of people who only know about Kony because of the internet, they would know that the Ugandans have said on the same internet that they don't want us coming to "help."

The KONY 2012 thing pisses me off to no end.  First of all, anyone who has read anything about the situation in Uganda already knows who Joseph Kony is.   Secondly, I don't think a bunch of white suburban slacktivists should be getting involved in such a sensitive situation, especially one in a different country with a vastly different culture.  </rant>
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #547 on: April 25, 2012, 05:47:50 pm »
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #548 on: April 25, 2012, 08:17:22 pm »
People jizzed Kony 2012 on every possible square foot of campus, it seems.
They've been doing that a lot around here, too.

You'd think that, as a group of people who only know about Kony because of the internet, they would know that the Ugandans have said on the same internet that they don't want us coming to "help."

The KONY 2012 thing pisses me off to no end.  First of all, anyone who has read anything about the situation in Uganda already knows who Joseph Kony is.   Secondly, I don't think a bunch of white suburban slacktivists should be getting involved in such a sensitive situation, especially one in a different country with a vastly different culture.  </rant>
Because NOT interfering in a country full of (sand) niggers gooks oil terrorists non-whites is something America is known for...
Her3tik, you have groupies.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #549 on: April 26, 2012, 02:26:18 am »
Because NOT interfering in a country full of (sand) niggers gooks oil terrorists non-whites is something America is known for...

This reminds me of the comment UK Prime Minister David Cameron (whom I do not like at all) made to his colleagues in the House of Commons when the Libyan Civil War broke out:

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If we don't do something to help these freedom fighters in Libya, we will reinforce the perception in the Arab World that the Western powers interfere in Middle Eastern affairs only when their own interests are at stake.

Incidentally, President Obama made opposing Kony and the LRA part of American foreign policy more than a year prior to the release of KONY 2012.  In fact, he even deployed military advisors (i.e. special forces personnel) to Uganda in 2011, though it's pretty obvious that the CIA had been monitoring the situation long before that.  Foreign Affairs Magazine, the public journal of the Council on Foreign Affairs, has suggested that Obama's motivation for the intervention may be payback for Uganda's help in the ongoing Somalia conflict, or even just scoring political points at home.

Perhaps we should split off this discussion and have another thread for this?  Anyone?
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Re: Thread Killer
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #551 on: April 26, 2012, 05:40:26 am »
Beans beans.






























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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #552 on: April 26, 2012, 05:51:27 am »
The more you eat the more you poot.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #553 on: April 26, 2012, 01:11:24 pm »
My Aunt's chihuahua is gassy.  So is my cousin's come to think of it.  Chis are fartblossoms.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #554 on: April 26, 2012, 08:59:52 pm »
For the longest time, when I thought of J.K. Simmons, I could not help but hear in my head, “I trust my barber.”

More recently, that was replaced with, “I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!”

But I think the new phrase is gonna eventually be, “Don't bring my mother into this!”
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