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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #420 on: March 20, 2012, 02:33:56 am »
Going if you're prone to seizures wouldn't be a bright idea.
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There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #421 on: March 21, 2012, 10:19:04 am »
My mom is getting a facebook. Not sure if good or bad.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #422 on: March 21, 2012, 10:22:58 am »
Now she can see all the Jazzy stalking.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #423 on: March 21, 2012, 10:33:00 am »
That's what I was afraid of.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #424 on: March 21, 2012, 07:26:54 pm »
Going if you're prone to seizures wouldn't be a bright idea.

It's a bad idea if it causes your penis to explode.

I don't know if that was relevant, but that's my assessment of the situation.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #425 on: March 21, 2012, 09:23:31 pm »
It all depends on how you define "explode" in the context of a penis.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #426 on: March 23, 2012, 03:14:08 pm »
A coworker asked me what the Fourth Amendment is. How do you live in to your 40s and not know what the Fourth Amendment is?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #427 on: March 23, 2012, 11:04:48 pm »
...'Cuz that's how I beat Shaq!

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« Reply #428 on: March 24, 2012, 08:23:17 pm »
A coworker asked me what the Fourth Amendment is. How do you live in to your 40s and not know what the Fourth Amendment is?
Unfortunately, your coworker is far from the only person who doesn't know these things.  :-\  I've been asked things like that by people who I was sure would know better.

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« Reply #429 on: March 25, 2012, 01:58:04 pm »
It all depends on how you define "explode" in the context of a penis.

Change word to "implode".
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #430 on: March 25, 2012, 07:08:22 pm »
A coworker asked me what the Fourth Amendment is. How do you live in to your 40s and not know what the Fourth Amendment is?
Unfortunately, your coworker is far from the only person who doesn't know these things.  :-\  I've been asked things like that by people who I was sure would know better.

Yeah, I've read somewhere that most Americans don't know much about the bill of Rights. Also, only 1% of Americans know the names of all 9 Supreme Court Justices and only 1 in 3 Americans can name 1 :(

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #431 on: March 25, 2012, 07:16:05 pm »
I plead the Fifth. :P

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #432 on: March 25, 2012, 07:24:51 pm »
A coworker asked me what the Fourth Amendment is. How do you live in to your 40s and not know what the Fourth Amendment is?
Unfortunately, your coworker is far from the only person who doesn't know these things.  :-\  I've been asked things like that by people who I was sure would know better.

Yeah, I've read somewhere that most Americans don't know much about the bill of Rights. Also, only 1% of Americans know the names of all 9 Supreme Court Justices and only 1 in 3 Americans can name 1 :(
I'm in the 99% that can't name all 9 Justices. I know most of them, but seems I always forget one or two.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #433 on: March 25, 2012, 07:26:03 pm »
A coworker asked me what the Fourth Amendment is. How do you live in to your 40s and not know what the Fourth Amendment is?
Unfortunately, your coworker is far from the only person who doesn't know these things.  :-\  I've been asked things like that by people who I was sure would know better.

Yeah, I've read somewhere that most Americans don't know much about the bill of Rights. Also, only 1% of Americans know the names of all 9 Supreme Court Justices and only 1 in 3 Americans can name 1 :(
I'm in the 99% that can't name all 9 Justices. I know most of them, but seems I always forget one or two.

Same, I tried remembering them all before looking it up. I missed Kennedy and thought Souter was still there (but got the other 8 right). I know, I'm full of so much fail  :'(

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #434 on: March 25, 2012, 08:04:43 pm »
Fun fact: I seem to be going bald. Just thought I'd mention that.