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Offline Hades

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #300 on: February 18, 2012, 09:00:16 am »
Quote from: SimSim on February 18, 2012, 08:55:48 am
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I don't even know what to say.

Lawd knows I've tried to like them, I just can't get a taste for them. It's not easy not liking the most common breakfast staple known to man.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #301 on: February 18, 2012, 09:02:00 am »
I know. I have a friend that doesn't care for them either. He eats bagels often.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #302 on: February 18, 2012, 09:03:03 am »
Eggs are one of my favorite foods. It's sad when people don't like them.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #303 on: February 18, 2012, 09:04:02 am »
I live in perpetual shame.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #304 on: February 18, 2012, 09:05:05 am »
Awwww. <comforts Hades>
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #305 on: February 18, 2012, 09:41:05 am »
Quote from: Hades on February 18, 2012, 08:54:48 am
Quote from: SimSim on February 18, 2012, 08:43:28 am
That's why you get an Egg McMuffin.

I don't like eggs :<

I need my eggs in a certain way or I flip tables.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #306 on: February 18, 2012, 09:50:22 am »
Quote from: Jebediah on February 18, 2012, 09:03:03 am
Eggs are one of my favorite foods. It's sad when people don't like them.
Eggs are one of the best foods ever.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #307 on: February 18, 2012, 12:24:26 pm »
I can only have eggs once in awhile. The thought makes me nauseous, otherwise.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #308 on: February 18, 2012, 03:10:57 pm »
Quote from: Hades on February 18, 2012, 07:46:40 am
For some reason, I decided to go to McDonald's for breakfast for the first time in like 8 years. It was awful. I am full of sausage and regret.

Hey, it could be worse. You could be like a young woman who chooses not to study very hard, and then fails her exams, struggles against the lack of job opportunities and then winds up on the streets and turns to prostitution in order to avoid penniless destitution. Then you'd be... well, you'd be in a worse position, is my point here.*

*too dark?
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #309 on: February 18, 2012, 05:00:57 pm »
Quote from: CtraK on February 18, 2012, 03:10:57 pm
Quote from: Hades on February 18, 2012, 07:46:40 am
For some reason, I decided to go to McDonald's for breakfast for the first time in like 8 years. It was awful. I am full of sausage and regret.

Hey, it could be worse. You could be like a young woman who chooses not to study very hard, and then fails her exams, struggles against the lack of job opportunities and then winds up on the streets and turns to prostitution in order to avoid penniless destitution. Then you'd be... well, you'd be in a worse position, is my point here.*

*too dark?

Yes, I certainly would be. I would indeed.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #310 on: February 19, 2012, 05:26:12 am »
Eh, it's ok. McDonalds doesn't serve real eggs. Or sausage. Or anything.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #311 on: February 19, 2012, 02:38:34 pm »
I have been craving an egg McMuffin ever since I read all this, like whoa.
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Quote from: lord gibbon on January 11, 2016, 12:42:28 am
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #312 on: February 19, 2012, 03:21:56 pm »
Fun fact: McDonalds' vegetarian options actually contain more meat than their hamburgers.*

* May or may not be true.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #313 on: February 19, 2012, 08:40:34 pm »
Quote from: Hades on February 18, 2012, 07:46:40 am
For some reason, I decided to go to McDonald's for breakfast for the first time in like 8 years. It was awful. I am full of sausage and regret.
I don't even remember then last time I ate at a McDonald's.  Hopefully I won't have to any time soon.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #314 on: February 20, 2012, 09:08:12 am »
I eat Mcdonalds breakfast on average once a fortnight. Yeah I'm gonna die young.

Why do I feel today's xkcd is a stab at Paultards?
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