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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #270 on: February 07, 2012, 10:49:12 pm »
"I'd really like to hear from you." "Even if I disappear for another six months?" "Just keep in touch. I'd like to know if you're dead or alive. And in any case I'll remember your birthday." "No strings?" Mimmi sighed and smiled. "You know, you're a dyke I could imagine living with. You'd leave me alone when I wanted to be left alone." Salander said nothing. "Apart from the fact that you're not really a dyke. You're probably bisexual. But most of all you're sexual-- you like sex and you don't care about what gender. You're an entropic chaos factor."

"I don't know what I am," Salander said. "But I'm in Stockholm now and pretty bad at relationships. In fact, I don't know a single person here. You're the first person I've talked to since I got home." Mimmi studied her with a serious expression. "Do you really want to know people? You're the most secretive and unapproachable person I know."

"You've changed, where have you been?" "Here and there." she said, but when she saw his annoyance she added. "I went to Italy and kept going. ...I don't know why I didn't say goodbye." "I'll tell you why: Because you don't give a shit about other people." Salander bit her lip, "Usually it's other people who don't give a shit about me."


"Bullshit, you've got an attitude problem and you treat people like dirt when they're trying to be your friend. It's that simple." Silence.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #271 on: February 08, 2012, 07:52:56 pm »
CtraK's Ngaging Science Fiction Wonderland continues with a piece entitled, "Holy Crap, They Had These?"

Marvel reviews, "Last Movie You Watched", p. 75-76.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #272 on: February 09, 2012, 01:28:03 am »
If you ask me, that's fake. 2.6 gigabyte floppies are about as plausible as the Bible.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #273 on: February 09, 2012, 03:55:51 am »
If you ask me, that's fake. 2.6 gigabyte floppies are about as plausible as the Bible.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #274 on: February 10, 2012, 10:47:56 am »
I went downstairs to get a glass of water and I came back with toast instead. I'm not sure how that happened.
Everybody's doin' the fish.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #275 on: February 10, 2012, 11:01:46 am »
I went downstairs to get a glass of water and I came back with toast instead. I'm not sure how that happened.

Can't explain that.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #276 on: February 10, 2012, 03:29:45 pm »
I knocked off my glasses and they almost fell in to the toilet. That would have been seriously gross.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #277 on: February 10, 2012, 03:32:31 pm »
I don't get why people leave their toilet lids up.
I’ve grown overfed, unconcerned and comfortably numb
Kept busy indulging in the pleasures of the wealthy
Oh, someone make me afraid of what I’ve become!

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« Reply #278 on: February 10, 2012, 03:46:30 pm »
Because Sim is a bachelor.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #279 on: February 10, 2012, 03:51:40 pm »
Actually I do close the toilet seat. I knocked my glasses off midstream. (I've now put a horrible mental image in everyone's mind. MWAHAHHAHAHA!)

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« Reply #280 on: February 10, 2012, 03:58:11 pm »
Oh god, the mental image.
Everybody's doin' the fish.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #281 on: February 10, 2012, 04:24:54 pm »
I've done that before.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #282 on: February 12, 2012, 04:54:15 am »
Before anyone asks, no I didn't have Whitney Houston in my 2012 deadpool.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #283 on: February 12, 2012, 04:55:40 am »
Dear self,
the reason your dark ale wasn't tasting as good as it should is because you decided it should go into the fridge instead of ingesting it at room temperature. Leave some of them out if you want to have a good ale experience.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #284 on: February 12, 2012, 09:36:20 am »
As a British stereotype, I heartily endorse the room-temperature ale idea. Beer is just nicer when you can actually taste it.
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