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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1815 on: November 04, 2013, 06:00:18 pm »
I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?

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You copied and pasted the wrong link.

Unfortunately I don't know which image you were going for so can't fix'd that for you.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1816 on: November 04, 2013, 06:25:17 pm »
I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?

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You copied and pasted the wrong link.

Unfortunately I don't know which image you were going for so can't fix'd that for you.
It was the one where a cartoon deer takes off its hooves and twiddles its fingers. I hate trying to use reaction gifs on mobile.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1817 on: November 04, 2013, 06:33:04 pm »
I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?

*Looks around - Raises Hand*


You copied and pasted the wrong link.

Unfortunately I don't know which image you were going for so can't fix'd that for you.
It was the one where a cartoon deer takes off its hooves and twiddles its fingers. I hate trying to use reaction gifs on mobile.

There are two such pictures in the link, they're both different, and I don't know which one you were trying to link to.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1818 on: November 04, 2013, 06:34:45 pm »
What do you call a mobile phone in Mobile?












Just killing the thread.  La la.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1819 on: November 04, 2013, 07:21:44 pm »
Which Mobile?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1820 on: November 04, 2013, 10:25:07 pm »
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1821 on: November 05, 2013, 08:41:48 am »
I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1822 on: November 05, 2013, 09:32:57 am »
I'm saving myself a lot of drama by deciding to be a crazy cat man/professional hermit when I grow up. Because honestly, who'd want to fuck me?

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*adds self to count*
Aw, you guys are so sweet. And so, so creepy.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1823 on: November 05, 2013, 02:47:05 pm »
*raises hand as well*
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1824 on: November 05, 2013, 03:30:57 pm »
I would probably... if I wanted to be sexual in any way.  Would you take romantic wooing?

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« Reply #1825 on: November 05, 2013, 09:06:42 pm »
Uhh, sure. This is more "I want to have sex with you"-type attention than I've had since... Ever, basically. *blushes*
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1826 on: November 05, 2013, 11:18:37 pm »
With me, I can go as far as cuddling, heavy petting and all that... but when it comes to "Tab A into slot B".... nah.  It's not impotence or anything,  I just don't get turned on.  I don't know why.  Meh... it's never really been a problem for me relationship-wise unless the person I'm romantic with is seeking sex and nothing but, or wants kids.  Considering the amount of serious relationships I've been in can be counted on one hand, and on NO hands the amount that lasted more than a year or so... a lot of people seem to want sex and kids... 
When I love, though... I love hard.  Though not 'hard' in ways that some would prefer...
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1827 on: November 06, 2013, 07:17:10 am »
Trying to guess how to make an anvil
Saw one in town and I've got a bag full
Of different ores I collected down in the mine
Am I just wasting my time?
Then to my uttermost surprise
I can't quite believe my pixel eyes
I found it after 7000 tries.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1828 on: November 08, 2013, 11:21:10 pm »
Found this review of Natural Ice on Beer Advocate:

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So you think I`m crazy for rating this perfect?
Well I`m NOT - buy a big-ass Criscraft Constellation beautiful mahogany boat and invite tons of strippers out in it every weekend, this beer is LOVED by slutty bitches cause they can`t even taste the "beer" and they get sooo smashed before they know it, you got naked strippers everywhere and pussy wanting to be eaten all over your face! (and all over each others face).
Just take that shit "belowdeck" on the 4th of July cause the Coastguard can be rough on you after families complain that their kids want to breastfeed again for some reason at age 15!!!
This shit will get you soooo fucked up - after the first few - who cares about the water taste?
As a matter of fact serve it ice cold in generic water bottles - works great for "hard" working strippers who need "refreshments".
I LOVE THIS BEER!!!
It always brings back NO memories! ha!
*Oh just to add to this - this beer maybe substituted by ICEHOUSE beer at anytime for the same effect!

Serving type: can
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1829 on: November 09, 2013, 01:48:52 am »
What the hell?
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