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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1620 on: September 12, 2013, 10:02:02 am »
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« Reply #1621 on: September 12, 2013, 10:03:31 am »
Well, that's refreshing.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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« Reply #1622 on: September 12, 2013, 10:05:53 am »
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« Reply #1623 on: September 12, 2013, 03:09:00 pm »
Graphite bars charged with negative ions.
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« Reply #1624 on: September 12, 2013, 06:33:49 pm »
I have a family member who uses the phrase "imaginary mind." I know she's using it because she can never remember imagination. But I would love to know, out of context, what an imaginary mind is.

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« Reply #1625 on: September 12, 2013, 07:17:57 pm »
I have a family member who uses the phrase "imaginary mind." I know she's using it because she can never remember imagination. But I would love to know, out of context, what an imaginary mind is.

This family member is clearly an eliminative materialist.
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« Reply #1626 on: September 13, 2013, 03:40:42 pm »
I have a family member who uses the phrase "imaginary mind." I know she's using it because she can never remember imagination. But I would love to know, out of context, what an imaginary mind is.

sqrt(-(mind^2))

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1627 on: September 13, 2013, 04:42:22 pm »
http://listen.hatnote.com/#nowelcomes,en

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Listen to Wikipedia's recent changes feed. The sounds indicate addition to (bells) or subtraction from (strings) a Wikipedia articles, and the pitch changes according to the size of the edit. Green circles show edits from unregistered contributors, and purple circles mark edits performed by automated bots. You may see announcements for new users as they join the site -- you can welcome him or her by adding a note on their talk page.

This is pretty neat.

That's a really cool idea, and makes for some nice background ambiance.
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« Reply #1628 on: September 16, 2013, 04:19:09 pm »
Switched razor blades and something weird happened. The new blade gave a better shave, but felt far worse than my normal blades. It felt like shaving with an old dull blade.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1629 on: September 16, 2013, 11:04:14 pm »
How very fucking strange.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1630 on: September 17, 2013, 01:29:13 pm »
I had dinner with a group of friends recently, and decided that some of the things that were said by one particular straight, male friend would be pretty funny if taken out of context... so... here you go.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1631 on: September 18, 2013, 10:23:18 am »
When two people kiss, they essentially create a tube with a butthole on each end.

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1632 on: September 18, 2013, 04:09:18 pm »
Thankfully, there is no shit involved. At least when normal people kiss.
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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1633 on: September 18, 2013, 04:51:08 pm »
Check your shitless privilege!

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Re: Thread Killer
« Reply #1634 on: September 18, 2013, 10:52:58 pm »
Speaking of shit...

Email from a professor to a friend, regarding a poster that shall be presented at a conference:

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Did you send me the final version?
One of the figures is missing and the equations don't look good, also the word "shit" appears in red a couple of times
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